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I've got a dad back
@dadback.bsky.social
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It's just jokes
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You inspired me to do a double-turkey pep double cheese on garlic naan
Pic of the pizza in question, half eaten
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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Me, after telling another great joke:
Eric Adams seething labeled my kids, and Bernie Sanders laughing labeled me
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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And Chuck Schumer, who did NOT endorse him...
Gonzo from the Xmas Carol screenshot during the tiny tim line
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Jake paul about to get knocked out meme: me, about to tell a funny joke (as Anthony) my kids (as Jake)
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Its so easy even I can do it, and so can you!
Blocking some dipshit
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Everything reminds me of her
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Apparently not all whites are the same
Handshake meme where one side says "my wife choosing paint" and the other side says "Nazis" and they both agree that "there are different kinds of white"
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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No hate reading.
Or, if you must, read this and spend the money on LNI
bsky.app/profile/mari...
Peaky Blinders "no fighting meme" but instead it says "no hate reading - no fucking hate reading"
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Ok, this is still my first rodeo but I found some calves
Very Dad looking calves
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Image of Yoda saying one of the quoted posts, which says "HANG THEM GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD !!"
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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This is dumb and totally misread to context. Is Paul wishing death on these people?
Paul saying: fine die alone I'm just Eros's semi divine assistant
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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The demon in my brain:
Goofy meme with a messy room and a text bubble saying "damn, bitch, you live like this?"
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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A bold day to send this email, AWS marketing
An email I received from AWS advertising their innovation conference that was sent on a day where they had massive outages
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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For some, the answer is clear
Screenshot of a notification that says EAT A BIG OF DICKS!! and 1 other liked your post
October 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Haha, he was in fact the first recipient of the "Very Bad" award
Finally, LEJA names its first recipient of the “Muy Mal Award” (Spanish for “Very Bad”) – a dishonor given to an individual for vilifying and stigmatizing the Latino community. Although in the future this award is more likely to go to someone in Hollywood for creating tired Latino stereotypes in movies, the first award goes to current U.S. President and former TV reality show star Donald J. Trump. In 2018, Trump and his administration implemented the “zero tolerance” family separation policy on undocumented immigrants coming across the U.S./Mexico border. According to the federal government, more than 3,000 undocumented children were separated from their families and placed in shelters or foster care. In addition to his cruel policy, Trump continues to stoke fear about undocumented immigrants (mainly Latino and Muslim) and continues to divide the country with his toxic and racist rhetoric and demand for a wall on the southern border
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Yea
Tattered tots frying in an air fryer
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Welcome to BlueSky replies
Screenshot of the above post, plus two replies, one saying I like her just the way she is, and another one saying I could change her
July 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I'll never salute them
Text: mo @chuuew I'll never salute you, you son of a bitch Image of a trash can labeled General Waste
June 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I feel like we can probably arrest him Jan 21, 2029, and get him on any of these
Which Federal Crimes Have No Statute of Limitations? You may be wondering, what about violent offenses? Cases resulting in someone being seriously injured, killed, or otherwise traumatized typically have no statute of limitations. These include: Capital murder Murder of a federal employee Treason Espionage Sexual offenses against minors
June 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Girls checking the temperature compatability stats on guys like Pokémon
Type Rarity: Weight: Heat tolerance: Cold tolerance: Personality:
June 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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The three genders:
Pulled (female) Rockefeller (male) Straight Run
June 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Arrested Development image Well did it work out for those people No, it never does. I mean, these people delude themselves into thinking it might, but... But it might work for us
June 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Two minutes Turkish
A man at a grill in an apron with the caption "two minutes Turkish" referencing the movie Snatch where Turkish gets a different and sometimes longer time estimate when he asks how much longer it will take Charlie to make the sausages
May 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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When she looks at me out of the corner of her eye as she horks down the moldy bread she found, even as I yell at her, I'm like, I get it girl
Picture of a yellow lab in a back yard who has never committed any crime, certainly not eating garbage she finds on the street
May 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM