anton
@deranton.bsky.social
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Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
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deranton.bsky.social
Maybe some folks took the sentiment "the more I learn, the less I know" to heart and quit while they were ahead
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
I’ve got a notification on my calculator. Something doesn’t add up.
deranton.bsky.social
ooooooh, this is the more advanced temperature gauge reading
deranton.bsky.social
[whispers conspiratorially] Totally agree! But, did she mention me by chance?
deranton.bsky.social
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* when going the distance
deranton.bsky.social
damn it, AnnaMolly, I'm not confident enough to start a prepositional war, but I've been told it's more at the top of its core
deranton.bsky.social
at its core, the pineapple derives a guilty pleasure from this
deranton.bsky.social
clear, but apparently they also dingled my berrries
deranton.bsky.social
Yes, the prodigal panda has returned! I'm so glad you found my pants, just don't ask me how I lost them in the first place
deranton.bsky.social
He’s a 10, but his o face looks like the scream emoji
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ashhull.bsky.social
I'm not outraged today so I'm going to drink some more coffee and think about why.
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deranton.bsky.social
dream bigly, work hardly, and mind your adverbs
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Who let the inspirational posters in?
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weeder.bsky.social
Many of you will NOT be inheriting my chocolate factory, crossing people off left and right
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coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Some of you re-use the same password across multiple apps.. and it shows
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stevecantsmell.bsky.social
Started to date a ghost but she stopped answering my seances

She's on another plane, you don't know her
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
Today’s horoscope: idiot.
deranton.bsky.social
I mean, not even an honorable mention, or a "if bored and can't sleep" category
deranton.bsky.social
oh, there you are (questioningly)
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
i'm too jaded and irritable to start all over again on yet another platform so if this place implodes i'll simply join floyd on the balcony and while he growls at passing dogs i'll yell out what would have been random shitposts at their owners
deranton.bsky.social
I don't know how much stock to put into these bubbling predictions of Bluesky's demise, but I did notice a couple of new starter packs created this weekend that didn't include me, so there ARE some signs