Saint-Antón Nouveau
@deranton.bsky.social
Now with twice the fat content of Saint-André
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Saint-Antón Nouveau
@deranton.bsky.social
· Jul 11
I start every morning meditating on whether there's any reason I need to be awake for any of this
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my name is inigo montoya you killed my shitpost prepare to reply
January 10, 2026 at 9:50 PM
my name is inigo montoya you killed my shitpost prepare to reply
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It’s Saturday Bluesky. Time to double up your likes and reposts to make up for those that abandon us to interact with the outside world.
January 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
It’s Saturday Bluesky. Time to double up your likes and reposts to make up for those that abandon us to interact with the outside world.
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on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
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My haiku brings them
Brings all the bards to my yard
'Tis better than yours
Brings all the bards to my yard
'Tis better than yours
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My haiku brings them
Brings all the bards to my yard
'Tis better than yours
Brings all the bards to my yard
'Tis better than yours
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*adds helpful housekeeping tips to all your selfies
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
*adds helpful housekeeping tips to all your selfies
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I thought I lost my mind, but turns out it was just in my pocket.
Wait… nope. That was my keys. Carry on.
Wait… nope. That was my keys. Carry on.
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I thought I lost my mind, but turns out it was just in my pocket.
Wait… nope. That was my keys. Carry on.
Wait… nope. That was my keys. Carry on.
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I'd like to opt out of reality now.
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I'd like to opt out of reality now.
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They’re less my kids than on-demand scapegoats for when my wife accuses me of loading the dishwasher wrong.
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
They’re less my kids than on-demand scapegoats for when my wife accuses me of loading the dishwasher wrong.
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It was the best of times, it clearly wasn’t the now of times.
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
It was the best of times, it clearly wasn’t the now of times.
I miss school in the 70s when school drills included ducking under your desk in case of nuclear war
I miss school in the 70s when recess was Lord of the Flies
I miss school in the ‘70s when we would do-si-do and swing our partners to and fro in gym class then go study math or something
January 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I miss school in the 70s when school drills included ducking under your desk in case of nuclear war
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I miss school in the 70s when recess was Lord of the Flies
I miss school in the ‘70s when we would do-si-do and swing our partners to and fro in gym class then go study math or something
I miss school in the 70s when you had to pick a future spouse on Valentine’s Day or the teacher would assign you one in front of the class
January 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I miss school in the 70s when recess was Lord of the Flies
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In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
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That time of year when we welcome the new year… only to curse it in 6 months.
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
That time of year when we welcome the new year… only to curse it in 6 months.
new year new you aspirations getting crushed by same job same monday bullshit
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
new year new you aspirations getting crushed by same job same monday bullshit
blustering my way into this new year with a hitch in my giddy-up and a chip on my shoulder
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
blustering my way into this new year with a hitch in my giddy-up and a chip on my shoulder
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New Year, new me.
Same me, though, because inflation.
Same me, though, because inflation.
December 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
New Year, new me.
Same me, though, because inflation.
Same me, though, because inflation.
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
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nobody at the funeral appreciated my rendition of mmm bop on the kazoo
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
nobody at the funeral appreciated my rendition of mmm bop on the kazoo
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<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
<dog with a stomach ache> I should eat a blanket !!!
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My Onlyfans is just me, sensually whispering the recipe for sea salt caramel brownies
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My Onlyfans is just me, sensually whispering the recipe for sea salt caramel brownies
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the ‘shower’? you mean the wall bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
the ‘shower’? you mean the wall bidet?
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9: Where's mom?
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
9: Where's mom?
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
me: out the back
9: in Australia?
me: no silly, she’s out THE back, not in the Outback!
9: what's she doing?
me: playing with her didgeridoo, I think
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Kiss me between the holidays, also referred to as tainted love.
December 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Kiss me between the holidays, also referred to as tainted love.
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Can you still hear them screaming, Clarice... the Crumplemeese?
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Can you still hear them screaming, Clarice... the Crumplemeese?
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thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in