anton
@deranton.bsky.social
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Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
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deranton.bsky.social
Maybe some folks took the sentiment "the more I learn, the less I know" to heart and quit while they were ahead
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
JANE! GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING! re: america
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daddyjew.bsky.social
this is who I am now

*folds a large pizza into a taco*
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theregoesrichie.bsky.social
if you find yourself arguing with yourself from something you said five days ago you’re my kind of people
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
Being in a room full of people is called I'm never doing that again.
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
When I'm asked to name two people who've had the most impact on my life, I say without a doubt hashbrowns and gravy.
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
My girlfriend thinks I'm only with her because of her pretty handwriting. I don't have the heart to tell her she's right.
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21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
"STRIKE III, YOU'RE OUT!"

- The Roman Umpire
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
[having 'the talk' with my teenage son] don't EVER call me bro
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon
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ianfortey.bsky.social
Don't ever let anyone tell you you can't write impromptu Hamburglar erotica on the timeline. You can. No one will like it, but you can do it.
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
If you flip my couch cushions you won’t find spare change, just an alarming number of Cadbury micro mini eggs.
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madsisnowhere.bsky.social
Remember how we all used to get along back when words meant something but then the Tower of Babel fell and now we all disagree based mostly by weaponized misunderstanding?
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jackiebouvier.bsky.social
I don't give a fuck I'll repost something with a typo in it. I'm a fucking rebel.
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steamymac.bsky.social
Brain damage is probably my most endearing quality.
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ceej.online
hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)
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dumbbeezie.bsky.social
I miss when clowns were going around terrorizing people, that seems like lighthearted fun now
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
Cat person? Dog person? It’s all good until you tell me you’re a people person. That’s fucking gross.
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shade5.bsky.social
Allow me to recklessly speculate
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kipconlon.bsky.social
Is it hand-gliding or hang-gliding? Anyway, sorry for your loss.
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
the arc of the moral universe is long but bends towards me crying in my car