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@deranton.bsky.social

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Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 27d

Maybe some folks took the sentiment "the more I learn, the less I know" to heart and quit while they were ahead

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 3h

His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve got a notification on my calculator. Something doesn’t add up.

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

ooooooh, this is the more advanced temperature gauge reading

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

[whispers conspiratorially] Totally agree! But, did she mention me by chance?

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

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* when going the distance

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

damn it, AnnaMolly, I'm not confident enough to start a prepositional war, but I've been told it's more at the top of its core

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

at its core, the pineapple derives a guilty pleasure from this

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

clear, but apparently they also dingled my berrries

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 2h

Yes, the prodigal panda has returned! I'm so glad you found my pants, just don't ask me how I lost them in the first place

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 2h

He’s a 10, but his o face looks like the scream emoji

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4d

I'm not outraged today so I'm going to drink some more coffee and think about why.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 4d

Jazz up your posts by using words.

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 4d

dream bigly, work hardly, and mind your adverbs

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 4d

Who let the inspirational posters in?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7d

Many of you will NOT be inheriting my chocolate factory, crossing people off left and right

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 5d

Some of you re-use the same password across multiple apps.. and it shows

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · Dec 6

My therapist says you're the problem

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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 7d

Started to date a ghost but she stopped answering my seances

She's on another plane, you don't know her

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 6d

Today’s horoscope: idiot.

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 4d

I mean, not even an honorable mention, or a "if bored and can't sleep" category

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 4d

oh, there you are (questioningly)

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 4d

i'm too jaded and irritable to start all over again on yet another platform so if this place implodes i'll simply join floyd on the balcony and while he growls at passing dogs i'll yell out what would have been random shitposts at their owners

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 4d

I don't know how much stock to put into these bubbling predictions of Bluesky's demise, but I did notice a couple of new starter packs created this weekend that didn't include me, so there ARE some signs