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Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 28d

Maybe some folks took the sentiment "the more I learn, the less I know" to heart and quit while they were ahead

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 20h

JANE! GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING! re: america

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21h

this is who I am now

*folds a large pizza into a taco*

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 6d

if you find yourself arguing with yourself from something you said five days ago you’re my kind of people

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 4h

Being in a room full of people is called I'm never doing that again.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 10d

When I'm asked to name two people who've had the most impact on my life, I say without a doubt hashbrowns and gravy.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 9d

My girlfriend thinks I'm only with her because of her pretty handwriting. I don't have the heart to tell her she's right.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 2d

"STRIKE III, YOU'RE OUT!"

- The Roman Umpire

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

[having 'the talk' with my teenage son] don't EVER call me bro

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 22h

ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?

GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp

ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon

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Ian Fortified with Sexy (but spooky) Vitamins @ianfortey.bsky.social · 1d

Don't ever let anyone tell you you can't write impromptu Hamburglar erotica on the timeline. You can. No one will like it, but you can do it.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

If you flip my couch cushions you won’t find spare change, just an alarming number of Cadbury micro mini eggs.

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 17h

Remember how we all used to get along back when words meant something but then the Tower of Babel fell and now we all disagree based mostly by weaponized misunderstanding?