anton
@deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind
Fuzzy navel-lint gazer
Midlife crisis actor
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Fuzzy navel-lint gazer
Midlife crisis actor
My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
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anton
@deranton.bsky.social
· Jul 11
I start every morning meditating on whether there's any reason I need to be awake for any of this
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shut the fuck up and make me tacos.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
shut the fuck up and make me tacos.
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Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
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Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
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why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me
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can’t, my gen x syndrome is actin up
October 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
can’t, my gen x syndrome is actin up
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why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
why yes I have long been an aficionado of the humpty dance
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you smell like blueberries and sadness
wanna hang out?
wanna hang out?
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
you smell like blueberries and sadness
wanna hang out?
wanna hang out?
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Licks bacon grease off phone screen. Continues posting.
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Licks bacon grease off phone screen. Continues posting.
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Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
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Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
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And yet we keep posting
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
And yet we keep posting
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Social media is probably the healthiest thing most people do.
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Social media is probably the healthiest thing most people do.
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Hear me out, sauerkraut scented candle.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hear me out, sauerkraut scented candle.
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When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
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keeping it simple and only bringing one (turkey-sized) deviled egg to thanksgiving this year
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
keeping it simple and only bringing one (turkey-sized) deviled egg to thanksgiving this year
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“Great, now I have to pee.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Great, now I have to pee.”
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Is it worth posting a picture of my new swingset? I'm going back and forth on it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Is it worth posting a picture of my new swingset? I'm going back and forth on it.
Look, I don't want you to have to break your bit on here, but does anyone here, like, work Mondays in real life?
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Look, I don't want you to have to break your bit on here, but does anyone here, like, work Mondays in real life?
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I can't find my ceremonial porcupine.
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it’s all downhill once you get bumped up from the kid’s table at thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
it’s all downhill once you get bumped up from the kid’s table at thanksgiving
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Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Some things are better left slurred inaudibly.
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I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles