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SolveForGenX
@solveforgenx.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Guys, thanks for reading my posts
Now if you could just…
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Now if you could just…
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Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals!
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November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, ya filthy animals!
Pretty sure Trump’s social media posts won’t be completely batshit insane tonight
Pretty sure
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Pretty sure
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November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pretty sure Trump’s social media posts won’t be completely batshit insane tonight
Pretty sure
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Pretty sure
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Those Ovechkin kids don’t speak a lick of English, do they? 😹 🇷🇺
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Those Ovechkin kids don’t speak a lick of English, do they? 😹 🇷🇺
Informer
Badipoitydippitydoppitydiipptdoppity
A lucky boom boom yeah
Badipoitydippitydoppitydiipptdoppity
A lucky boom boom yeah
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Informer
Badipoitydippitydoppitydiipptdoppity
A lucky boom boom yeah
Badipoitydippitydoppitydiipptdoppity
A lucky boom boom yeah
Urologist: and lastly, could you please stop referring to your prostate biopsy on the patient survey as “butt stuff”?
Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Urologist: and lastly, could you please stop referring to your prostate biopsy on the patient survey as “butt stuff”?
Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
Me, sucking on a lollipop for no narratively cohesive reason: no
Dentist: how often do you floss?
Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dentist: how often do you floss?
Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
Me, with a mouthful of blood, maintaining steady eye contact: twice a day
A week or so into taking a glp-1 and I can tell you of an ENORMOUS problem
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
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November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A week or so into taking a glp-1 and I can tell you of an ENORMOUS problem
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
I’m having traitorous thoughts about a Spirit player but maybe it would be for the best?
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m having traitorous thoughts about a Spirit player but maybe it would be for the best?
Look, I can’t be expected to *gestures vaguely*
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Look, I can’t be expected to *gestures vaguely*
Dear Tepublicans, or is it Tpublicans?
- Donald J Trump, moron
- Donald J Trump, moron
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Dear Tepublicans, or is it Tpublicans?
- Donald J Trump, moron
- Donald J Trump, moron
*leans back in rocking chair*
This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…
*stares wistfully into the fire*
…the little shell
This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…
*stares wistfully into the fire*
…the little shell
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
*leans back in rocking chair*
This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…
*stares wistfully into the fire*
…the little shell
This was long ago, in the time of Maria Conchita Alonso…
*stares wistfully into the fire*
…the little shell
Still not recovered from completing the Barbenheimmer
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Still not recovered from completing the Barbenheimmer
GlobalProtect: That Page Isn’t Working Right Now
Me: well, same then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: well, same then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
GlobalProtect: That Page Isn’t Working Right Now
Me: well, same then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: well, same then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hot Sports Take - DMV Edition
Washington sports fans need to STOP yelling “O” during the national anthem
This isn’t Baltimore, hon
Stop it
Washington sports fans need to STOP yelling “O” during the national anthem
This isn’t Baltimore, hon
Stop it
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hot Sports Take - DMV Edition
Washington sports fans need to STOP yelling “O” during the national anthem
This isn’t Baltimore, hon
Stop it
Washington sports fans need to STOP yelling “O” during the national anthem
This isn’t Baltimore, hon
Stop it
My reporting has indicated that Donald Trump may fire FBI Director Kash Patel because they can’t see eye-to-eye
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November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My reporting has indicated that Donald Trump may fire FBI Director Kash Patel because they can’t see eye-to-eye
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Wouldn’t you need 25 people to make an actual human centipede?
Recruiter: I mean questions about the job, Jesus Christ
Recruiter: I mean questions about the job, Jesus Christ
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November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Wouldn’t you need 25 people to make an actual human centipede?
Recruiter: I mean questions about the job, Jesus Christ
Recruiter: I mean questions about the job, Jesus Christ
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve figured this out, but Donald Trump is like REALLY dumb
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November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve figured this out, but Donald Trump is like REALLY dumb
Pluto Nash 2 - Electric Moonaloo
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Pluto Nash 2 - Electric Moonaloo
“Soaking wet” seems like a very dangerous way to weigh people
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Soaking wet” seems like a very dangerous way to weigh people
What I like about having people come repair things is that I give them all my money and things are back to the way they were on Saturday 😕
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What I like about having people come repair things is that I give them all my money and things are back to the way they were on Saturday 😕
The drunk plane passenger problem is getting worse. so why is no one fixing it?”
The answer, you’ll be shocked to find, is money. Airlines make more money when they treat us like shit. They make us miserable, not on purpose, but as a side-effect (bonus?) of squeezing every penny out of every flight
The answer, you’ll be shocked to find, is money. Airlines make more money when they treat us like shit. They make us miserable, not on purpose, but as a side-effect (bonus?) of squeezing every penny out of every flight
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The drunk plane passenger problem is getting worse. so why is no one fixing it?”
The answer, you’ll be shocked to find, is money. Airlines make more money when they treat us like shit. They make us miserable, not on purpose, but as a side-effect (bonus?) of squeezing every penny out of every flight
The answer, you’ll be shocked to find, is money. Airlines make more money when they treat us like shit. They make us miserable, not on purpose, but as a side-effect (bonus?) of squeezing every penny out of every flight
Cause of death?
*jingles keys*
Highway… to the Danger Zone
*jingles keys*
Highway… to the Danger Zone
Cause of death?
*puts sunglasses in shirt pocket*
Party rock…in the house
*puts sunglasses in shirt pocket*
Party rock…in the house
Cause of death?
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
*slow drag on a cigarette*
Groove...in the heart
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Cause of death?
*jingles keys*
Highway… to the Danger Zone
*jingles keys*
Highway… to the Danger Zone
This week has been wild in that saying “do not do illegal things” has made the entire Trumpisphere lose its collective fucking mind
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This week has been wild in that saying “do not do illegal things” has made the entire Trumpisphere lose its collective fucking mind
What if troll farms are actually where they grow them 🧌
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
What if troll farms are actually where they grow them 🧌
Anyone else in the DMV remember the WGAY signs in Silver Spring?
Before it became HOT 99.5 in 1999, WGAY played light easy listening music, then something called “Jammin’ Oldies”
The signs were the source of endless juvenile giggles to which my mother would respond “grow up”
Before it became HOT 99.5 in 1999, WGAY played light easy listening music, then something called “Jammin’ Oldies”
The signs were the source of endless juvenile giggles to which my mother would respond “grow up”
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Anyone else in the DMV remember the WGAY signs in Silver Spring?
Before it became HOT 99.5 in 1999, WGAY played light easy listening music, then something called “Jammin’ Oldies”
The signs were the source of endless juvenile giggles to which my mother would respond “grow up”
Before it became HOT 99.5 in 1999, WGAY played light easy listening music, then something called “Jammin’ Oldies”
The signs were the source of endless juvenile giggles to which my mother would respond “grow up”