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SolveForGenX
@solveforgenx.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Guys, thanks for reading my posts
Now if you could just…
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Now if you could just…
*turns screen*
Hearing that Wambsganns lost in Texas and thinking that can’t be right
a man in a suit and tie is running down a hallway and says executives coming through
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running down a hallway and says executives coming through
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Hearing that Wambsganns lost in Texas and thinking that can’t be right
Still a little baffled that this isn’t front-page news
Deputy AG and complete Douchelord Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images from the Epstein Files showing “death, physical abuse, or injury”
I’m sorry…
Death?
We gon just let that pass apparently?
WHAT DEATH PICTURES???
Deputy AG and complete Douchelord Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images from the Epstein Files showing “death, physical abuse, or injury”
I’m sorry…
Death?
We gon just let that pass apparently?
WHAT DEATH PICTURES???
DOJ releasing 3 million pages of Epstein files, 'didn't protect' Trump, deputy AG says
Additional material from the DOJ's files on the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is being released to the public today, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche says.
abcnews.go.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Still a little baffled that this isn’t front-page news
Deputy AG and complete Douchelord Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images from the Epstein Files showing “death, physical abuse, or injury”
I’m sorry…
Death?
We gon just let that pass apparently?
WHAT DEATH PICTURES???
Deputy AG and complete Douchelord Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images from the Epstein Files showing “death, physical abuse, or injury”
I’m sorry…
Death?
We gon just let that pass apparently?
WHAT DEATH PICTURES???
Guys, I don’t know how to tell you this, but I just checked the calendar and did a little math, and it’s LITERALLY 6 more weeks until Spring
It’s got nothing to do with that overgrown rat in Pennsylvania and his shadow after all!
The lies we were told
The deceit!!
It’s got nothing to do with that overgrown rat in Pennsylvania and his shadow after all!
The lies we were told
The deceit!!
a man in a top hat is holding an otter in his hands .
Alt: a man in a top hat is holding that lying son of a bitch Punxsatawny Phil (a groundhog), a charlatan who is alleged to be able to ”predict” the seasons. For fuck’s sake.
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Guys, I don’t know how to tell you this, but I just checked the calendar and did a little math, and it’s LITERALLY 6 more weeks until Spring
It’s got nothing to do with that overgrown rat in Pennsylvania and his shadow after all!
The lies we were told
The deceit!!
It’s got nothing to do with that overgrown rat in Pennsylvania and his shadow after all!
The lies we were told
The deceit!!
Why is it called fasting when it goes so sl…
*is immediately banned from the internet*
*is immediately banned from the internet*
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a group of people and says `` right to jail '' .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Why is it called fasting when it goes so sl…
*is immediately banned from the internet*
*is immediately banned from the internet*
Now that the Grammys are over we just need NFL players to come out against ICE in the biggest week before the biggest sporting event in the U.S.
🦗 🦗 🦗
#SuperBowl #Crickets
🦗 🦗 🦗
#SuperBowl #Crickets
a man in a dark forest with the words crickets you hear that behind him
ALT: a man in a dark forest with the words crickets you hear that behind him
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Now that the Grammys are over we just need NFL players to come out against ICE in the biggest week before the biggest sporting event in the U.S.
🦗 🦗 🦗
#SuperBowl #Crickets
🦗 🦗 🦗
#SuperBowl #Crickets
You guys remember Marjorie Taylor Greene?
February 2, 2026 at 11:59 AM
You guys remember Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Today’s cold-weather posts brought to you from the Arctic climes of [checks Wayze] Maryland??
a person in a colorful costume is standing in a living room
Alt: A guy, possibly me, wearing a head-to-toe bodysuit of the Maryland Flag and dancing around in his/my apartment
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Today’s cold-weather posts brought to you from the Arctic climes of [checks Wayze] Maryland??
My mother always said “Steven, make sure you wear layers in the cold” which always confused me because that’s not my name?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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February 2, 2026 at 11:42 AM
My mother always said “Steven, make sure you wear layers in the cold” which always confused me because that’s not my name?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’ve been wearing long underwear from Uniqlo this past week and I’ll bet this is how Shackleton stayed warm
Pretty sure
Pretty sure
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I’ve been wearing long underwear from Uniqlo this past week and I’ll bet this is how Shackleton stayed warm
Pretty sure
Pretty sure
Looking back fondly to 2010 when our biggest national problem was Jeggings
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Looking back fondly to 2010 when our biggest national problem was Jeggings
The Kennedy Center will outlive Trump
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The Kennedy Center will outlive Trump
Fighting tooth and nail against Trans rights in a Quixotic effort to “protect women” while doing NOTHING about the largest pedophile ring in the history of the country is wild
Wild
#PedoFiles
Wild
#PedoFiles
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Fighting tooth and nail against Trans rights in a Quixotic effort to “protect women” while doing NOTHING about the largest pedophile ring in the history of the country is wild
Wild
#PedoFiles
Wild
#PedoFiles
David Brooks resigning to spend more time in the Epstein Files
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
David Brooks resigning to spend more time in the Epstein Files
I’m not saying it’s all me, but I wore my brand new Justin Sourdif jersey for the first time to the game tonight and he scored the game-winner in overtime
Actually it probably is all me 🤔
#ALLCAPS
Actually it probably is all me 🤔
#ALLCAPS
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I’m not saying it’s all me, but I wore my brand new Justin Sourdif jersey for the first time to the game tonight and he scored the game-winner in overtime
Actually it probably is all me 🤔
#ALLCAPS
Actually it probably is all me 🤔
#ALLCAPS
Just had Brazilian Barbecue so if everyone could stop posting for a few hours while I recover that’d be great good night 😴
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Just had Brazilian Barbecue so if everyone could stop posting for a few hours while I recover that’d be great good night 😴
Guys, apparently Bruce Springsteen is highly overrated
I mean, what has he ever done, amirite?
21 studio albums
157 million album sales
All the Grammys
A Tony
An Oscar
Presidential Medal of Freedom
National Medal of Arts
Kennedy Center Honors
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
etc
Why would Trump be mad?
I mean, what has he ever done, amirite?
21 studio albums
157 million album sales
All the Grammys
A Tony
An Oscar
Presidential Medal of Freedom
National Medal of Arts
Kennedy Center Honors
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
etc
Why would Trump be mad?
a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is holding a red hat in his back pocket
ALT: a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is holding a red hat in his back pocket
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Guys, apparently Bruce Springsteen is highly overrated
I mean, what has he ever done, amirite?
21 studio albums
157 million album sales
All the Grammys
A Tony
An Oscar
Presidential Medal of Freedom
National Medal of Arts
Kennedy Center Honors
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
etc
Why would Trump be mad?
I mean, what has he ever done, amirite?
21 studio albums
157 million album sales
All the Grammys
A Tony
An Oscar
Presidential Medal of Freedom
National Medal of Arts
Kennedy Center Honors
Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
etc
Why would Trump be mad?
Reclaiming LinkedIn terms for normal people
“Coming out of Stealth” is when I stop wearing bulky clothes this Spring and reveal the sleeper build I’ve been working on
Come at me, M&E bros 💪
“Coming out of Stealth” is when I stop wearing bulky clothes this Spring and reveal the sleeper build I’ve been working on
Come at me, M&E bros 💪
a man wearing glasses and a white tank top says we love you stevie b.
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a white tank top says we love you stevie b.
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Reclaiming LinkedIn terms for normal people
“Coming out of Stealth” is when I stop wearing bulky clothes this Spring and reveal the sleeper build I’ve been working on
Come at me, M&E bros 💪
“Coming out of Stealth” is when I stop wearing bulky clothes this Spring and reveal the sleeper build I’ve been working on
Come at me, M&E bros 💪
2026 is when Cottage Core went from this… to this…
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
2026 is when Cottage Core went from this… to this…
Me: excited to be going to the … do I have to say it?
Daughter: yes
Me: don’t want to
Daughter: SAY IT!
Me: …to be Boy Aquarium today! 🙄
#ALLCAPS
Daughter: yes
Me: don’t want to
Daughter: SAY IT!
Me: …to be Boy Aquarium today! 🙄
#ALLCAPS
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Me: excited to be going to the … do I have to say it?
Daughter: yes
Me: don’t want to
Daughter: SAY IT!
Me: …to be Boy Aquarium today! 🙄
#ALLCAPS
Daughter: yes
Me: don’t want to
Daughter: SAY IT!
Me: …to be Boy Aquarium today! 🙄
#ALLCAPS
Logged in to LinkedIn
Saw tribute to Catherine O’Hara
Logged out of LinkedIn
Saw tribute to Catherine O’Hara
Logged out of LinkedIn
a woman says " i just want a bathtub and a long extension cord " in a scene from schitts creek
ALT: a woman says " i just want a bathtub and a long extension cord " in a scene from schitts creek
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Logged in to LinkedIn
Saw tribute to Catherine O’Hara
Logged out of LinkedIn
Saw tribute to Catherine O’Hara
Logged out of LinkedIn
You don’t make Swedish meatballs with Swedish fish
I know this now
I know this now
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 AM
You don’t make Swedish meatballs with Swedish fish
I know this now
I know this now
I’m going to start suing people for 10 Billion dollars for random shit
Seems to work for Trump
Seems to work for Trump
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I’m going to start suing people for 10 Billion dollars for random shit
Seems to work for Trump
Seems to work for Trump