I still remember when Mars Blackmon convinced Jesse Jackson to run for President
I went over to him and I said, "Jesse, you know, one day you'll make a good
President of these United States. "
Look what happened.
He ran.
It was me, Mars Blackmon.
I gave him the idea,
"Run, Jesse, run. "
#DeepCut
I went over to him and I said, "Jesse, you know, one day you'll make a good
President of these United States. "
Look what happened.
He ran.
It was me, Mars Blackmon.
I gave him the idea,
"Run, Jesse, run. "
#DeepCut
February 17, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I still remember when Mars Blackmon convinced Jesse Jackson to run for President
I went over to him and I said, "Jesse, you know, one day you'll make a good
President of these United States. "
Look what happened.
He ran.
It was me, Mars Blackmon.
I gave him the idea,
"Run, Jesse, run. "
#DeepCut
I went over to him and I said, "Jesse, you know, one day you'll make a good
President of these United States. "
Look what happened.
He ran.
It was me, Mars Blackmon.
I gave him the idea,
"Run, Jesse, run. "
#DeepCut
Washington Spirit Rookie Class of ‘24
❌Croix Bethune
Hal Hershfelt
Kate Wiesner
❌Makenna Morris
❌Courtney Brown
❌Heather Stainbrook
😔
We gave up Sanchy and Staab
❌Croix Bethune
Hal Hershfelt
Kate Wiesner
❌Makenna Morris
❌Courtney Brown
❌Heather Stainbrook
😔
We gave up Sanchy and Staab
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Washington Spirit Rookie Class of ‘24
❌Croix Bethune
Hal Hershfelt
Kate Wiesner
❌Makenna Morris
❌Courtney Brown
❌Heather Stainbrook
😔
We gave up Sanchy and Staab
❌Croix Bethune
Hal Hershfelt
Kate Wiesner
❌Makenna Morris
❌Courtney Brown
❌Heather Stainbrook
😔
We gave up Sanchy and Staab
Welcome to the club
Here’s your hat
Here’s your hat
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Welcome to the club
Here’s your hat
Here’s your hat
I think one of the most important things I’ve learned as I’ve grown older is that I don’t know shit about fuck
Ask me anything, I don’t know, man
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So much easier being a mandontknowshitter than being a mansplainer
Ask me anything, I don’t know, man
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So much easier being a mandontknowshitter than being a mansplainer
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I think one of the most important things I’ve learned as I’ve grown older is that I don’t know shit about fuck
Ask me anything, I don’t know, man
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So much easier being a mandontknowshitter than being a mansplainer
Ask me anything, I don’t know, man
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So much easier being a mandontknowshitter than being a mansplainer
She had me at “if anybody has some snacks in their pockets?”
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
She had me at “if anybody has some snacks in their pockets?”
New nickname just dropped
February 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
New nickname just dropped
I love all the Olympic events, especially the ones that look like they were made up by drunks who were about to “accidentally” kiss, like Doubles Luge
There is really no reason to do this, but it’s amazing (that’s what they said 😉)
There is really no reason to do this, but it’s amazing (that’s what they said 😉)
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I love all the Olympic events, especially the ones that look like they were made up by drunks who were about to “accidentally” kiss, like Doubles Luge
There is really no reason to do this, but it’s amazing (that’s what they said 😉)
There is really no reason to do this, but it’s amazing (that’s what they said 😉)
Okay, just checking in to see how Mamdani’s Sharia Law rollout is going in NYC…
hold up… 🤔
hold up… 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Okay, just checking in to see how Mamdani’s Sharia Law rollout is going in NYC…
hold up… 🤔
hold up… 🤔
Since I was able to get tickets to see Metric this Summer, today’s #NowSpinning on #vinyl is Synthetica by Metric 🤘
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Since I was able to get tickets to see Metric this Summer, today’s #NowSpinning on #vinyl is Synthetica by Metric 🤘
Okay one more Hayley Williams post
I would love to see a collab between her and Janelle Monae
How fucking weird would that be? [complimentary]
I would love to see a collab between her and Janelle Monae
How fucking weird would that be? [complimentary]
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Okay one more Hayley Williams post
I would love to see a collab between her and Janelle Monae
How fucking weird would that be? [complimentary]
I would love to see a collab between her and Janelle Monae
How fucking weird would that be? [complimentary]
I feel like Hayley Williams could handle herself at 2am at a Waffle House, but probably wouldn’t have to
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I feel like Hayley Williams could handle herself at 2am at a Waffle House, but probably wouldn’t have to
To all American athletes who win an Olympic Gold Medal, may I remind you of the words of the philosopher (and Olympic Gold Medalist) M. Pinoe:
#woso
#woso
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
To all American athletes who win an Olympic Gold Medal, may I remind you of the words of the philosopher (and Olympic Gold Medalist) M. Pinoe:
#woso
#woso
As the Olympics get started I think it’s worth remembering that Donald Trump is the only President in U.S. history to actively, publicly, and consistently cheer against his own country’s athletes
Because he’s a piece of shit
Anyway, here’s Simone Biles for no reason
Because he’s a piece of shit
Anyway, here’s Simone Biles for no reason
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 PM
As the Olympics get started I think it’s worth remembering that Donald Trump is the only President in U.S. history to actively, publicly, and consistently cheer against his own country’s athletes
Because he’s a piece of shit
Anyway, here’s Simone Biles for no reason
Because he’s a piece of shit
Anyway, here’s Simone Biles for no reason
All those “Best Albums of the ‘90s” lists without any melanin in them have been Flannel Pilled
I mean…
I mean…
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
All those “Best Albums of the ‘90s” lists without any melanin in them have been Flannel Pilled
I mean…
I mean…
You didn’t have to ask “what’s in your wallet” in the ‘80s
February 5, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You didn’t have to ask “what’s in your wallet” in the ‘80s
Saw the new Jason Statham movie and it really Stathams it up and goes exactly as Stathamy as you think it does
Perfection
No notes
Perfection
No notes
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Saw the new Jason Statham movie and it really Stathams it up and goes exactly as Stathamy as you think it does
Perfection
No notes
Perfection
No notes
This title took on a whole new meaning this past year 🤢
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This title took on a whole new meaning this past year 🤢
Winter Olympics Trivia:
How many Gold Medals has Russia won in Olympic Ice Hockey?
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__ 5
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__ 9
How many Gold Medals has Russia won in Olympic Ice Hockey?
__ 3
__ 5
__ 7
__ 9
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Winter Olympics Trivia:
How many Gold Medals has Russia won in Olympic Ice Hockey?
__ 3
__ 5
__ 7
__ 9
How many Gold Medals has Russia won in Olympic Ice Hockey?
__ 3
__ 5
__ 7
__ 9
Felt cute, might delete later ⛄️
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Felt cute, might delete later ⛄️
I have a new co-worker named Alozie and I am DYING to ask if she’s related to Michelle Alozie
I’m NWSL pilled
I’m NWSL pilled
February 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I have a new co-worker named Alozie and I am DYING to ask if she’s related to Michelle Alozie
I’m NWSL pilled
I’m NWSL pilled
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I’ve been wearing long underwear from Uniqlo this past week and I’ll bet this is how Shackleton stayed warm
Pretty sure
Pretty sure
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I’ve been wearing long underwear from Uniqlo this past week and I’ll bet this is how Shackleton stayed warm
Pretty sure
Pretty sure
Looking back fondly to 2010 when our biggest national problem was Jeggings
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Looking back fondly to 2010 when our biggest national problem was Jeggings
David Brooks resigning to spend more time in the Epstein Files
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
David Brooks resigning to spend more time in the Epstein Files