S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
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La crème de la crème (patissière)
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S🌟tella
@havishaf.bsky.social
· Dec 15
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
Felt ambitious today. Took a nap to recover.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Felt ambitious today. Took a nap to recover.
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When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When we’ve finished making love I like to make a pinging sound like the microwave as I feel it adds a little whimsical fun to things, and it also lets my wife know that I fully understand my birthday is over for another year.
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me: *applying flea treatment* good boy
cat: meow {you’ve made a powerful enemy today}
me: nearly done now
cat: MEOW! {oh I’m definitely gonna shit in your shoe for this
me: and there, all finished
cat: MEOWWWWWW {and I think a bird’s head in your bed, too}
me: aw, I love you too Mr Tiddles
cat: meow {you’ve made a powerful enemy today}
me: nearly done now
cat: MEOW! {oh I’m definitely gonna shit in your shoe for this
me: and there, all finished
cat: MEOWWWWWW {and I think a bird’s head in your bed, too}
me: aw, I love you too Mr Tiddles
July 19, 2024 at 12:56 PM
me: *applying flea treatment* good boy
cat: meow {you’ve made a powerful enemy today}
me: nearly done now
cat: MEOW! {oh I’m definitely gonna shit in your shoe for this
me: and there, all finished
cat: MEOWWWWWW {and I think a bird’s head in your bed, too}
me: aw, I love you too Mr Tiddles
cat: meow {you’ve made a powerful enemy today}
me: nearly done now
cat: MEOW! {oh I’m definitely gonna shit in your shoe for this
me: and there, all finished
cat: MEOWWWWWW {and I think a bird’s head in your bed, too}
me: aw, I love you too Mr Tiddles
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I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
October 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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This day in history. 1975. 20-N. Right wing groups in Spain observe the anniversary of the deaths of José Antonio Primo de Rivera and Francisco Franco by baking tasty almendrados and trying to get the old death squad back together.
November 20, 2023 at 10:48 AM
This day in history. 1975. 20-N. Right wing groups in Spain observe the anniversary of the deaths of José Antonio Primo de Rivera and Francisco Franco by baking tasty almendrados and trying to get the old death squad back together.
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Palm trees are beautiful but you wouldn’t want one on your team in a rap battle, they're absolutely useless at throwing shade.
December 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Palm trees are beautiful but you wouldn’t want one on your team in a rap battle, they're absolutely useless at throwing shade.
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When you had a month to get your science fair project done but waited til the night before and threw something together.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When you had a month to get your science fair project done but waited til the night before and threw something together.
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David Attenborough: The faster antelope species always keep their slower cousins, the cantaloupe, nearby to throw under the feet of predators to trip them thus creating a hilarious pile up on the savannah.
September 4, 2024 at 6:48 PM
David Attenborough: The faster antelope species always keep their slower cousins, the cantaloupe, nearby to throw under the feet of predators to trip them thus creating a hilarious pile up on the savannah.
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Defenestration, but we throw them out The Overton Window.
March 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Defenestration, but we throw them out The Overton Window.
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People with glass hearts shouldn't throw themselves at people with hearts of stone.
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
People with glass hearts shouldn't throw themselves at people with hearts of stone.
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Math is more fun if you throw a few Roman numerals into the 𝐌𝐈𝐗.
January 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Math is more fun if you throw a few Roman numerals into the 𝐌𝐈𝐗.
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This day in history. 1954. Robot toll collectors appeared on New Jersey's Garden State Parkway, who would take your coins and hand you a receipt with a printed insult about your mother.
November 19, 2023 at 10:39 AM
This day in history. 1954. Robot toll collectors appeared on New Jersey's Garden State Parkway, who would take your coins and hand you a receipt with a printed insult about your mother.
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I would throw myself under a duvet for you.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I would throw myself under a duvet for you.
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I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I just saw a shadow thrown by a cloud that was shaped like a penis, does that mean 6 more weeks of wiener?
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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As a boy growing up in 80’s Britain, finding a discarded adult mag in a roadside bush was surprisingly commonplace and very exciting and to this day I can’t help but check every hedgerow I pass in case some guy has thrown away his cell phone once he’s finished pleasuring himself.
January 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
As a boy growing up in 80’s Britain, finding a discarded adult mag in a roadside bush was surprisingly commonplace and very exciting and to this day I can’t help but check every hedgerow I pass in case some guy has thrown away his cell phone once he’s finished pleasuring himself.
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I get it, McDonald's app. It takes me two tries to get up and going too.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I get it, McDonald's app. It takes me two tries to get up and going too.
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All the kids at Ed Gein High School wear letter jackets made with human leather.
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
All the kids at Ed Gein High School wear letter jackets made with human leather.
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working on a collage of dick pics I’ve received over the years to hang at my funeral
just bury me with it I’m telling Jesus on all a y’all
just bury me with it I’m telling Jesus on all a y’all
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
working on a collage of dick pics I’ve received over the years to hang at my funeral
just bury me with it I’m telling Jesus on all a y’all
just bury me with it I’m telling Jesus on all a y’all
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watching Milli Vanilli videos just to feel something
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
watching Milli Vanilli videos just to feel something
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golden schmolden
when are we getting a midlife crisis bachelor series
when are we getting a midlife crisis bachelor series
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
golden schmolden
when are we getting a midlife crisis bachelor series
when are we getting a midlife crisis bachelor series
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Good moaning Bsky..Todays outrage is trying to guess what Racheal Reeves plans in the Budget so I can be 1 step head, A penny on the pint I heard so put a order in early..Look after the pennies and the pints will look after themselves
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Good moaning Bsky..Todays outrage is trying to guess what Racheal Reeves plans in the Budget so I can be 1 step head, A penny on the pint I heard so put a order in early..Look after the pennies and the pints will look after themselves
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It’s no big deal, you’re only one of several billion people who would pay not to see me naked.
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It’s no big deal, you’re only one of several billion people who would pay not to see me naked.
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I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
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It is absolutely amazing how no one on the Bengals defense seems to know how to tackle.
Arms. Use them.
Arms. Use them.
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It is absolutely amazing how no one on the Bengals defense seems to know how to tackle.
Arms. Use them.
Arms. Use them.