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S🌟tella

@havishaf.bsky.social

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I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. From the river to the sea Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème (patissière) 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · Dec 15

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 12h

Hahaha

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😂😂😂

S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 21h

I’ll just migrate from my chair to my bed. That’s enough platform hopping for today.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 6d

on bsky no one can hear you scream

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 1d

mastadon implies the existence of mastadoff and that’s where you’ll find me

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 1d

I bought a pink power drill, so it’s over for you bitches

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

There are two p inside Steppenwolf

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

OMG there’s a drafts folder

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

women are so pretty

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 2d

I moved to Friendster because I can't go back to Myspace without being ridiculed

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Jan 6

Of course you can bring the lightsaber to bed.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21h

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 2d

The dental hygienist cleans my teeth to the sounds of the unbelievably old songs of my youth.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

You should be legally obliged to have the same avi and/or handle across all social media apps.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 4d

[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

I’d probably be more interested if they called it Moostadoon.

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 27d

Maybe some folks took the sentiment "the more I learn, the less I know" to heart and quit while they were ahead

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 26d

some silly billy has fiddled my sticks and chuckled my fucks

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Oct 8

Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them.

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bloody bacon popsicle 😅 @gupton68.bsky.social · Apr 25

“You are a strong, beautiful woman” was apparently not quite what my wife expected to hear me say, particularly as I was wearing her favourite lingerie and talking to a full-length mirror at the time.

I have to say, the IKEA security guards seemed kinda surprised too.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 9

This day in history. 1992. In Peekskill NY a bowling ball sized meteorite totalled teenager Michelle Knapp's Chevy Malibu after bouncing harmlessly off the neighbour's Volvo they're boxy but they're good.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for your kind of words.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Jan 24

Many of you keep saying lay, laid, when you mean lie, lied but I'm sure this post will clear all that up.

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