Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ!
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Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
· Feb 8
Seriously, why would you use an axe to grind? Pick up the pestle, moron. What? No, YOU’RE an idiom!
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Celle-ci n’est pas une bombe
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Celle-ci n’est pas une bombe
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I had my revenge. I gave him a painting of a pipe bomb.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I had my revenge. I gave him a painting of a pipe bomb.
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One day someone will pay me to make fun of their product. One day!
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
One day someone will pay me to make fun of their product. One day!
I get my flu shot and booster vaccine as soon as they release. Prompt injection is my game. #LifeHacker
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I get my flu shot and booster vaccine as soon as they release. Prompt injection is my game. #LifeHacker
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“The Black women of the film are lightning rods for the most forceful conversations the film can bear, and it’s thrilling to watch them embody what Anderson’s script can only loosely hold.” www.vulture.com/article/blac...
Black Actresses Are Carrying One Battle After Another
Teyana Taylor, Chase Infiniti, and Regina Hall propel the film’s most conflicted ideas, for better and worse.
www.vulture.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“The Black women of the film are lightning rods for the most forceful conversations the film can bear, and it’s thrilling to watch them embody what Anderson’s script can only loosely hold.” www.vulture.com/article/blac...
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I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
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In my teens I briefly flirted with bowler hat wearing, a flirtation that abruptly came to an end the day I also tried to eat an apple and got called a 'Magritte Dickhead' by a particularly cultured bully.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
In my teens I briefly flirted with bowler hat wearing, a flirtation that abruptly came to an end the day I also tried to eat an apple and got called a 'Magritte Dickhead' by a particularly cultured bully.
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There's genuinely no cherished experience, skillset, industry, hobby, general enjoyable thing you value that this shit will not decimate or outright eliminate.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There's genuinely no cherished experience, skillset, industry, hobby, general enjoyable thing you value that this shit will not decimate or outright eliminate.
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Algorithm-based advertisement is crack for internet companies, and an absolute unmitigated evil. Wanna stop fascism? Kill targeted advertisement.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Algorithm-based advertisement is crack for internet companies, and an absolute unmitigated evil. Wanna stop fascism? Kill targeted advertisement.
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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I found this and it works. Turns out classic notepad is on your computer — you just have to stop Windows from calling to the AI-fueled garbage app when you click on the icon.
www.dedoimedo.com/computers/wi...
www.dedoimedo.com/computers/wi...
Classic Notepad without AI elements in Windows 11
Guide showing how to install, enable, restore and use the classic Notepad in Windows 11, including overview of limitations and problems in the new Notepad, how to disable the new app execution alias, ...
www.dedoimedo.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I found this and it works. Turns out classic notepad is on your computer — you just have to stop Windows from calling to the AI-fueled garbage app when you click on the icon.
www.dedoimedo.com/computers/wi...
www.dedoimedo.com/computers/wi...
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I’m constantly overwhelmed by how our world is a genuine dystopian nightmare, but people keep acting like things are fucking normal.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’m constantly overwhelmed by how our world is a genuine dystopian nightmare, but people keep acting like things are fucking normal.
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Somebody is trying hard to hack my Instagram for the last couple of days. I wish I could sell that handle for some real money instead of them trying to steal it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Somebody is trying hard to hack my Instagram for the last couple of days. I wish I could sell that handle for some real money instead of them trying to steal it.
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
Let me guess—this is their play to charge us extra for barebones Notepad in the future, right? The premium artisanal gluten-free, lactose-free model.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Let me guess—this is their play to charge us extra for barebones Notepad in the future, right? The premium artisanal gluten-free, lactose-free model.
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If Nvidia had just stuck to soaps and moisturizers they probably wouldn't be mired in all this mess.
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If Nvidia had just stuck to soaps and moisturizers they probably wouldn't be mired in all this mess.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
“My always open.”
“My always open.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
“My always open.”
“My always open.”
“Is that your Quenchin’ Thirstino bottle?”
*crickets*
“Can I take a picture?”
“Sure.”
*crickets*
“Can I take a picture?”
“Sure.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Is that your Quenchin’ Thirstino bottle?”
*crickets*
“Can I take a picture?”
“Sure.”
*crickets*
“Can I take a picture?”
“Sure.”
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Ignorance is bliss.
Or whatever those stupid idiots say.
Or whatever those stupid idiots say.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ignorance is bliss.
Or whatever those stupid idiots say.
Or whatever those stupid idiots say.
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Do you realise Sivraj backwards is Jarvis? DO YOU?
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Do you realise Sivraj backwards is Jarvis? DO YOU?
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Instead, corps decided the better business mode was to have their LLMs plagiarize the source material, rewording it to give the illusion of possessing intrinsic knowledge. This enabled them to con executives into believing these machines can think and will one day surpass human intelligence. 2/2
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Instead, corps decided the better business mode was to have their LLMs plagiarize the source material, rewording it to give the illusion of possessing intrinsic knowledge. This enabled them to con executives into believing these machines can think and will one day surpass human intelligence. 2/2
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GPT would have been such a great technology if LLMs were just used to augment search engines. Their natural language processing ability means they can find relevant content no matter how you phrase your query. No more keyword matching, just ask a question, or describe what you’re looking for. 1/2
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
GPT would have been such a great technology if LLMs were just used to augment search engines. Their natural language processing ability means they can find relevant content no matter how you phrase your query. No more keyword matching, just ask a question, or describe what you’re looking for. 1/2
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Nothing says “land of opportunity” like working three jobs to afford the insulin that keeps you alive to work three jobs.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Nothing says “land of opportunity” like working three jobs to afford the insulin that keeps you alive to work three jobs.
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Anniversary is a rare film about a dictatorship "that isn’t critiquing past events in Argentina, Chile, or Uganda from a safe historical distance, but events happening right now in the U.S., from behind a scrim of metaphor as thin as tissue paper." Stunning. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/anni...
Anniversary movie review & film summary (2025) | Roger Ebert
If you take a macro rather than micro view, the film's majestic ambition is easy to see—and its timing is chillingly perfect.
www.rogerebert.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anniversary is a rare film about a dictatorship "that isn’t critiquing past events in Argentina, Chile, or Uganda from a safe historical distance, but events happening right now in the U.S., from behind a scrim of metaphor as thin as tissue paper." Stunning. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/anni...
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Linguists describe language and its use, rather than prescribe its use. I understand. Nevertheless, for the love of all that is holy, this thing / is not a "backslash." Come on, people.
February 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Linguists describe language and its use, rather than prescribe its use. I understand. Nevertheless, for the love of all that is holy, this thing / is not a "backslash." Come on, people.