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Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ!

Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lxus6rnqtgvcis7rhlruzj77/feed/aaaigec5ossmm
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Seriously, why would you use an axe to grind? Pick up the pestle, moron. What? No, YOU’RE an idiom!
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My wife is so cute with her love of crime documentaries and her fascination with serial killers and her internet searches for “untraceable poisons” and “how to dispose of a body.” Wait.
August 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Scored full marks on the “Do You Recognize These Obsolete Technologies?” BuzzFeed quiz. My prize arrives by carrier pigeon next month.
January 25, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Radicalized by my desire to not be a cruel asshole
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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I just want to say, it's important and good that we're pushing back against everything happening right now.

But we're at like a 3 when we should have been at a 10 years ago. And we're only at a 3 because white people are starting to get treated like undocumented immigrants and minorities.
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Look at this cutest owl/owlet I found sitting next to my balcony wire. #Birds #Photography #Owl #Bird
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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When I’m from it’s called the Mendoza Effect.
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
We’re all chroniclers of deaths foretold, when you think about it. Bluesky is magically real like that.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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"I do not read" or "I do not read fiction" are not the flex you think they are.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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I’m not sure audiophiles are really audiophiles, I think they’re just rich people.
January 24, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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More prescient words were never written

Bill Bryson, The Road to little Dribbling
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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I bet the guy who named the tuning fork was pissed that "pitchfork" was already taken.
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Bobby Jr only has brain worms, so he won't be affected by this

@rfkjrbrainworm.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 PM
This is so my jam. Just like when I first heard the original as an ignorant teen, I have to look up almost everything mentioned.
We Didn't Start the Fire (Bardcore | Medieval/Renaissance Style Cover)
YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin'
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Obligatory Arul Mani post—a piece of media analysis I bring up every time the song is mentioned. It opened up and changed my life in many ways: the song and the essay, both.
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 AM
[A protein produced by cancer cells seems to infiltrate the brain, where it helps to break apart clumps of misfolded proteins that are often associated with Alzheimer’s disease.]

This is good news. Maybe not for RFK Jr.
Cancer might protect against Alzheimer’s — this protein helps explain why
A molecule produced by cancer cells can shield the brain from Alzheimer’s disease in mice.
www.nature.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Tortoiseshell glasses slid halfway down my nose, a figure-hugging low‑cut dress, thumbing through a long-overdue copy of “Atlas Shrugged” with one hand, absently stroking my Glock with the other—really committing to this sexy libertarian aesthetic.
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Woke up to a perfect morning on my leaving day, emotionally prepared for bare, grey mountains. Flight gets cancelled, rescheduled to the 26th, and then it snows. Turns out the mountains just wanted me to stay a little longer before showing off. Simple joys.
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
“പ്രീഡിഗ്രി അത്ര മോശം ഡിഗ്രിയൊന്നുമല്ല.”

Great LinkedIn opening lines.
January 23, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
May 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I’m a sucker for neoteny.
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Stop posting while watching a movie and chat with an LLM instead. It’ll give you useless details without ads and tell you how smart you are.
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I love how the British call someone a “boffin”—but after that, I just can’t take them seriously, no matter how many PhDs they’ve got.
January 23, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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This is On the Way Home from School by Nigel Thomson (1980)

I don't need to describe what's happening in this painting, because every girl (including me) already knows.

I hope it isn't triggering, but I know it probably is. 🥺

#art #paintings #1980s #80s #metoo #feminism #women #girls
January 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM