Mujib
@mujib.bsky.social
Award-winning poet, lingerie model, triathlon champ. On the Blueskies since 1997. [Disclaimer: Opinions are my own, not Victoria’s Secret’s. Reskeets = Engorgements.] യോ!
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Each time I fill this out, I’m reminded I lead such a pathetic, boring life. Why am I not handling simian secretions as part of my occupation? For shame. As the sage philosopher of our times Gwen Stefani quoth, this shit be bananas.
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Each time I fill this out, I’m reminded I lead such a pathetic, boring life. Why am I not handling simian secretions as part of my occupation? For shame. As the sage philosopher of our times Gwen Stefani quoth, this shit be bananas.
Probably not the best day to drive, but I might have to in a bit. Advance prayers to Henry Cavill’s mom.
January 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Probably not the best day to drive, but I might have to in a bit. Advance prayers to Henry Cavill’s mom.
Yesterday, driveway. The only reason you didn’t see me post the gigantic orange ball on the horizon from the highway is that I’m a responsible adult driver—not ’cause I’m a lousy photographer with an outdated phone.
January 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Yesterday, driveway. The only reason you didn’t see me post the gigantic orange ball on the horizon from the highway is that I’m a responsible adult driver—not ’cause I’m a lousy photographer with an outdated phone.
R.I.P., Bob Weir. Thanks for all the music.
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
R.I.P., Bob Weir. Thanks for all the music.
This means biryani, right? Let’s go!
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This means biryani, right? Let’s go!
Share a great female villain.
December 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Share a great female villain.
Not to brag, but there isn’t a single person in my address book who knows or cares about Bluesky. Just as well.
December 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Not to brag, but there isn’t a single person in my address book who knows or cares about Bluesky. Just as well.
Me reading your half-baked “Pluribus” theories on the Reddits.
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me reading your half-baked “Pluribus” theories on the Reddits.
The conclave has concluded. Toronto Dominion has chosen a new Pope.
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The conclave has concluded. Toronto Dominion has chosen a new Pope.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
“My always open.”
“My always open.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
“My always open.”
“My always open.”
“Is that your Quenchin’ Thirstino bottle?”
*crickets*
“Can I take a picture?”
“Sure.”
*crickets*
“Can I take a picture?”
“Sure.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Is that your Quenchin’ Thirstino bottle?”
*crickets*
“Can I take a picture?”
“Sure.”
*crickets*
“Can I take a picture?”
“Sure.”
A movie that takes place where you are from.
Thanks, John Gray, “Ph.D.”
Thanks, John Gray, “Ph.D.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from.
Thanks, John Gray, “Ph.D.”
Thanks, John Gray, “Ph.D.”
Coincidentally, that’s what I call it when people do this.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Coincidentally, that’s what I call it when people do this.
Name your favorite superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel.
I was quoting him just last week.
I was quoting him just last week.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Name your favorite superhero that isn’t DC or Marvel.
I was quoting him just last week.
I was quoting him just last week.
I guess; but then, embarrassment is subjective. The only rings I wanted to wear when young were these.
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I guess; but then, embarrassment is subjective. The only rings I wanted to wear when young were these.
“I didn’t choose the hug life, the hug life chose me.”
![[Spiritual leader and humanitarian Sri Mata Amritanandamayi Devi, right, also known as the hugging saint, Amma, hugs a follower during her June 2013 visit to the Hyatt Regency Hotel at DFW International Airport in Irving. Dallas Morning News file photo]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxus6rnqtgvcis7rhlruzj77/bafkreih4wujxxezrg3hnsq35fys4vq4uqibfwtomlmttezhvmcjcysbbwa@jpeg)
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“I didn’t choose the hug life, the hug life chose me.”
നന്ദി. ആട്ടമൻ, എൻ പ്രിയ ഋതു.
October 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
നന്ദി. ആട്ടമൻ, എൻ പ്രിയ ഋതു.
Forgot to update. Finished these in August. I must say your book was the hardest to read and understand, and I mean that in a good way. Liked all of them, which seldom happens.
October 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Forgot to update. Finished these in August. I must say your book was the hardest to read and understand, and I mean that in a good way. Liked all of them, which seldom happens.
Somanambulism.
Tried finding an image of our very own M. G. in motion first, but a cursory web search turned up nothing. NOTHING. Shame on you, Nana and Vellinakshatram.
Tried finding an image of our very own M. G. in motion first, but a cursory web search turned up nothing. NOTHING. Shame on you, Nana and Vellinakshatram.
September 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Somanambulism.
Tried finding an image of our very own M. G. in motion first, but a cursory web search turned up nothing. NOTHING. Shame on you, Nana and Vellinakshatram.
Tried finding an image of our very own M. G. in motion first, but a cursory web search turned up nothing. NOTHING. Shame on you, Nana and Vellinakshatram.
