Vaishnavi S
@vaishs.bsky.social
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Gulpy, gurgly, plobby, squishy, wofflesome | Occasionally a computer scientist https://vaishs.github.io
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lastpositivist.bsky.social
Inigo Montoya first draft
morrowind-txt.bsky.social
You have killed someone dear to me. It is a mistake you will not live to regret.
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jowolff.bsky.social
The advice I give young people on choice of degree programme. Choose something you love. You’ve got the rest of your life to be frustrated and miserable.
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aldebaran14.bsky.social
Wikimedia, FLOSS and all openness folks, yours truly will be in Thiruvananthapuram next month for work. Happy to catch up. Please DM, email, text.
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mountsthelens1980.bsky.social
#MSH45 | Richard Lasher
You've been at a job long enough to know a decent colleague to chat with.

The more you get to know them, the more they share. What's fact or fiction? You don't know, but you listen.

Then there's one story that's so over the top—a bona fide lie. But then, a photo appears.
A red Ford Pinto hatchback angles across a narrow gravel forest service road, a blue enduro motorcycle on a rear hitch carrier. Tall firs frame the view. Beyond them, a towering ash cloud from a pyroclastic density flow billows skyward. Photo by Richard Kent Lasher, May 18, 1980.
vaishs.bsky.social
(Not a Byzantinist) Looks like Loss 😁
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sadhominem.bsky.social
my fave Kant factoid is that Tove Jansson's Moomintroll from Moomins was originally a caricature of Kant
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jowolff.bsky.social
I like that one. But even better in my eyes is the story I heard that when his memory started to fail him, Kant would write notes on the tablecloth at dinner of the conversational topics so as not to repeat himself.
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paulkelleher.net
My fave Kant factoid? Legend has it that Disciplined Kant took the same walk at the same time each day and townsfolk set their clocks by him. In fact, Kant played afternoon billiards with his pal & then fell asleep in an easy chair. Pal's servant would wake him & send him home at same time each day.
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odedrechavi.bsky.social
Post docs who bring their own funding
vaishs.bsky.social
Please, usually there’s at least some neurospiciness included!
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kelseyhightower.com
One day the industry will recognize the drawbacks of AI agents and nondeterministic automation, and rediscover the UNIX philosophy of chaining together small purpose built tools in a low cost and predictable way, otherwise known as shell scripts.
vaishs.bsky.social
Tag yourself, I’m a poor little beastie
kerrymlove.bsky.social
Florence Nightingale's pet owl Athena
Image of a taxidermy own
vaishs.bsky.social
Good fences make good emus
vaishs.bsky.social
I can’t write poetry to save my life, but I’d still not ask AI to do it. This thread has some lovely haikus in the replies though.
sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Ew ew ew just for an ad for one of those AI assistants in which a woman asks it to write a haiku about her cat.

You can’t write a 3 line, 17 syllable poem about your cat?????

What is being alive for if not writing tiny little poems about your cat??!!

Add this to my joker file. Good lord.
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
vaishs.bsky.social
Such an excellent pair of choices!!
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vaishs.bsky.social
Hehe, I was thinking more like an Ashoka or some such! Or maybe something like a Kalakshetra.
vaishs.bsky.social
Probably folks at some of the liberal arts universities?
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theonion.com
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
vaishs.bsky.social
Let me GPT that for you 🤭
vaishs.bsky.social
Inception spinning toy when
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rhi.bsky.social
In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.