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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46 Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · Oct 19

Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1h

The undead find it difficult to keep up with current fashion, 40 years is nothing to them

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 11h

cold take so cold let us in we hunger

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 12h

A River Rons Through It

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 2d

You know what, it’s one of those days, have Cookie Monster kaiju again.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 17h

Me and my clones are in a doppelgäng.

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 16h

Big if true

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 19h

Cause a Weekend Warrior would know how to secure a tent

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 19h

His reflection in the mirror says "I'm already here"

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 20h

Is this about Billy Bass

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 21h

#goals

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 21h

When I first heard about Stockholm Syndrome, it sounded awful, but now I love it.‬

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22h

Sorry to hear they got your girlfriend

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Flo [in an art gallery]:
“Well kiss ma grittes!”

(*an earlier version of this joke misidentified the owner of the catchphrase we regret the error)

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Well that explains it

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

(In case you didn’t know, you’re getting labeled as a MAGA account by skywatch now due to having that acronym in your bio)

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Journalism is a land of contrasts, unlike puppies, which are good bois yes they are

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

(It is completely fair that just two people got & liked this)

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

I’ve never been a fan of the RHCP (Royal Hanadian Counted Police)

Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 1d

I've never been a fan of the RHCP (Real Housewives of Chili Peppers)

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

(The opposite of shitposting)

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Alice [at the art museum]:
“Well kiss ma grittes!”

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

My vault is FULL of poles

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 1d

Founder of Antifa

Bugs Bunny dressed as a matador

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Mood

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

Homer in The Scream by Edvard Munch.

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

“I throw the baby and it comes back to me!”

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

Lew Zealand in Madonna of Loreto by Raphael.

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

urology gets a holiday but proctologists are left behind