Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
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🧵To scare off I mean WELCOME new followers and commemorate the solemn occasion that is US TURKEY PARDON DAY, a threaded webcomic with a song at the end.
A tale of Mystic Orb Powered Time Traveling Vengeance I call...
A tale of Mystic Orb Powered Time Traveling Vengeance I call...
November 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
🧵To scare off I mean WELCOME new followers and commemorate the solemn occasion that is US TURKEY PARDON DAY, a threaded webcomic with a song at the end.
A tale of Mystic Orb Powered Time Traveling Vengeance I call...
A tale of Mystic Orb Powered Time Traveling Vengeance I call...
This is just to say
[dragged away from my phone by a giant hook]
[dragged away from my phone by a giant hook]
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is just to say
[dragged away from my phone by a giant hook]
[dragged away from my phone by a giant hook]
The Charlie Brown riffing is just getting darker and darker
""I've done far worse than kill you, Charlie Brown. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you."
“Say ‘what’ again! I dare you! I double-dare you, Charlie Brown! Say 'what' one more goddamn time.”
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Charlie Brown riffing is just getting darker and darker
The unexplored Batman/OZ connection
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The unexplored Batman/OZ connection
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Pomegranate is French for apple made of granite
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Pomegranate is French for apple made of granite
(Enough procrastinating, it’s bedtime)
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
(Enough procrastinating, it’s bedtime)
“And then the little weirdo orders ‘fish, keep nasty chips’ and calls it ‘juicy sweet’! Well. Ain’t never heard nobody call fish ‘juicy sweet’ before, not in MY fish and chip shop. I reckon he’s the chap you’re lookin for.”
- The Hunt For Gollum, Anazon (2027)
- The Hunt For Gollum, Anazon (2027)
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“And then the little weirdo orders ‘fish, keep nasty chips’ and calls it ‘juicy sweet’! Well. Ain’t never heard nobody call fish ‘juicy sweet’ before, not in MY fish and chip shop. I reckon he’s the chap you’re lookin for.”
- The Hunt For Gollum, Anazon (2027)
- The Hunt For Gollum, Anazon (2027)
Pluribus is the plural of bus
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Pluribus is the plural of bus
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"Ok, so when you meet the new neighbors don't be too weird, ok?"
Me:
Me:
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"Ok, so when you meet the new neighbors don't be too weird, ok?"
Me:
Me:
This is my boomstick, Charlie Brown
"You hear me talkin', Charlie Brown? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
Charlie Brown, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish best served cold? It is very cold... in space...
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This is my boomstick, Charlie Brown
OK If Susan actually does come back I hope she property roasts The Doctor for only showing her The Beatles on TV
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
OK If Susan actually does come back I hope she property roasts The Doctor for only showing her The Beatles on TV
Well obviously everybody's working for the weekend so they can kung fu fight again
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Well obviously everybody's working for the weekend so they can kung fu fight again
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I wouldn't tell anyone I was mathcore but there would be sines
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I wouldn't tell anyone I was mathcore but there would be sines
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you know how i was saying me and the boys from my cult finally managed to give that demon we worship a physical form so he can move freely through our world and stuff, right? yeah, huge mistake. i don't even know why we worship a demon to begin with. like.. what did we expect? ours is nice?? come on
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
you know how i was saying me and the boys from my cult finally managed to give that demon we worship a physical form so he can move freely through our world and stuff, right? yeah, huge mistake. i don't even know why we worship a demon to begin with. like.. what did we expect? ours is nice?? come on
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hair, nails, lips, mascara
fit check for my papal era
fit check for my papal era
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
hair, nails, lips, mascara
fit check for my papal era
fit check for my papal era
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Meanwhile in an alternate universe….
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November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Meanwhile in an alternate universe….
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Hey @pfrazee.com I think a “based in”location label would be MUCH more helpful here than the “follow back without vetting at all” button
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey @pfrazee.com I think a “based in”location label would be MUCH more helpful here than the “follow back without vetting at all” button
Touch grass
Feel the blades caress your fingers
The rhizomes spreading through your veins as the change begins
Become one with the power of Green
They will call you
Yard Thing
Feel the blades caress your fingers
The rhizomes spreading through your veins as the change begins
Become one with the power of Green
They will call you
Yard Thing
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Touch grass
Feel the blades caress your fingers
The rhizomes spreading through your veins as the change begins
Become one with the power of Green
They will call you
Yard Thing
Feel the blades caress your fingers
The rhizomes spreading through your veins as the change begins
Become one with the power of Green
They will call you
Yard Thing
🎶 like a virgin
Touched for the very first time 🎶
Touched for the very first time 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
🎶 like a virgin
Touched for the very first time 🎶
Touched for the very first time 🎶
My friends, I must share with you a horrible Secret:
You can sing “Let It Go” to the karaoke of Duran Duran’s “Rio”
You can sing “Let It Go” to the karaoke of Duran Duran’s “Rio”
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My friends, I must share with you a horrible Secret:
You can sing “Let It Go” to the karaoke of Duran Duran’s “Rio”
You can sing “Let It Go” to the karaoke of Duran Duran’s “Rio”
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“heartworming” is the best new word i have seen in months! 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“heartworming” is the best new word i have seen in months! 🥹
There is a tradition in my culture this time of year to gather around the phone and repost a heartworming story about a bird who would not be pardoned - The Turkanator!
🧵To scare off I mean WELCOME new followers and commemorate the solemn occasion that is US TURKEY PARDON DAY, a threaded webcomic with a song at the end.
A tale of Mystic Orb Powered Time Traveling Vengeance I call...
A tale of Mystic Orb Powered Time Traveling Vengeance I call...
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There is a tradition in my culture this time of year to gather around the phone and repost a heartworming story about a bird who would not be pardoned - The Turkanator!
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my wife lied to me keanu reaves isn’t even in this john wicked movie
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
my wife lied to me keanu reaves isn’t even in this john wicked movie
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They should make artificial dead houseplants, for when you don't want to be responsible for killing a real plant but you also don't want to give people the false impression that you can keep a plant alive.
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
They should make artificial dead houseplants, for when you don't want to be responsible for killing a real plant but you also don't want to give people the false impression that you can keep a plant alive.