Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) π«±π»βπ«²πΎ
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
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At long last, we have created the tyrannical king from the classic declaration
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
At long last, we have created the tyrannical king from the classic declaration
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lean on me,
when you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help your hamburger πΆ
when you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help your hamburger πΆ
January 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
lean on me,
when you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help your hamburger πΆ
when you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help your hamburger πΆ
But have you tried Linuxseed
January 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
But have you tried Linuxseed
Ready for your magazine profile piece
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Ready for your magazine profile piece
βInvestigators also determined Gerlach was a member of a "Human Bones and Skull Selling" group on Facebookβ π³
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
βInvestigators also determined Gerlach was a member of a "Human Bones and Skull Selling" group on Facebookβ π³
And theyβre even smaller on the inside
January 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
And theyβre even smaller on the inside
As is Indigo Girls βCloser to Fineβ
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
As is Indigo Girls βCloser to Fineβ
I personally didnβt fully nope until image 21 (plastic pumpkin shelves)
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I personally didnβt fully nope until image 21 (plastic pumpkin shelves)
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You can't say someone is running through a campsite, you have to say they ran. It's always passed-tents.
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
You can't say someone is running through a campsite, you have to say they ran. It's always passed-tents.
The realtor held them off for 13 images
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The realtor held them off for 13 images
Dooooo iiiiiiittttt
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Dooooo iiiiiiittttt
He ADMITS heβs here to do whatever he can
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
He ADMITS heβs here to do whatever he can
The Grift Of The Magai
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The Grift Of The Magai
Too hard to remember βHappy Bottomβ
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Too hard to remember βHappy Bottomβ
But maybe not hamburger equal
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
But maybe not hamburger equal
They were vaping
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
They were vaping
Is it called βSpinning In Their Graveβ?
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Is it called βSpinning In Their Graveβ?
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Types of Dads:
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Types of Dads:
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
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Therapist: is it the flying fairy kid again?
Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad
Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Therapist: is it the flying fairy kid again?
Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad
Captain Hook: he just pisses me off so bad
(ok I probably wouldβve done this anyway but it actually was the top song of 1993)
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
(ok I probably wouldβve done this anyway but it actually was the top song of 1993)
πΆ and I-I-I
will always love you-u-u πΆ
will always love you-u-u πΆ
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
πΆ and I-I-I
will always love you-u-u πΆ
will always love you-u-u πΆ
Dads rock
January 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Dads rock
Anal retentive
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Anal retentive
You are cordially invited to take a break from The Horrors to mock the font selection on this microwave box
January 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
You are cordially invited to take a break from The Horrors to mock the font selection on this microwave box
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I bet being put in a joke feels good af if you're some words
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I bet being put in a joke feels good af if you're some words