Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46
Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46
Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
But have you tried Linuxseed
January 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
But have you tried Linuxseed
Ready for your magazine profile piece
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Ready for your magazine profile piece
‘Investigators also determined Gerlach was a member of a "Human Bones and Skull Selling" group on Facebook’ 😳
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
‘Investigators also determined Gerlach was a member of a "Human Bones and Skull Selling" group on Facebook’ 😳
And they’re even smaller on the inside
January 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
And they’re even smaller on the inside
As is Indigo Girls “Closer to Fine”
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
As is Indigo Girls “Closer to Fine”
I personally didn’t fully nope until image 21 (plastic pumpkin shelves)
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I personally didn’t fully nope until image 21 (plastic pumpkin shelves)
The realtor held them off for 13 images
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The realtor held them off for 13 images
Dooooo iiiiiiittttt
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Dooooo iiiiiiittttt
He ADMITS he’s here to do whatever he can
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
He ADMITS he’s here to do whatever he can
The Grift Of The Magai
January 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
The Grift Of The Magai
Too hard to remember “Happy Bottom”
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Too hard to remember “Happy Bottom”
But maybe not hamburger equal
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 AM
But maybe not hamburger equal
They were vaping
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
They were vaping
Is it called “Spinning In Their Grave”?
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Is it called “Spinning In Their Grave”?
(ok I probably would’ve done this anyway but it actually was the top song of 1993)
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
(ok I probably would’ve done this anyway but it actually was the top song of 1993)
Dads rock
January 10, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Dads rock
Anal retentive
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Anal retentive