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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland

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You are cordially invited to take a break from The Horrors to mock the font selection on this microwave box
I mean it’s not comic sans exactly but it’s real close, like it’s for kids but not *too* little, maybe middle school kids
January 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but Pizza Bacon Chocolate Donuts
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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We honor them
The Picasso sculpture in Chicago, which looks like a more sophisticated representation of the same alien species
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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platitude text art: the struggle you’re in today is developing the strength you need for tomorrow
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Happy Gnu Near!
A gnu, maybe more resigned than happy, but definitely near
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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The Coneheads (cause she said standup conedy)
December 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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“Tonight you shall be visited by three spirits”
Zorak, Brak, and that other cartoon bad guy I forget on Space Ghost
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Portion of Pogo Possum newspaper comic strip - Panel 1 - Pogo (as conductor): “Let’s git on with our carol rehearsals uh one two and uh three.” Churchy LaFemme (a turtle wearing a pirate hat playing a bass drum strapped to his chest labled “The Okefenoke Glee and Pilau Society”): “Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla walla Wash and Kalamazoo!” Frog (intensely concentrating): bum bum bum - Panel 2 - Churchy: “Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley, swaller dollar collar flower alley-ga-roo.” Frog (dancing): “bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.” Pogo (grabbing at the drum): “Hold it! Hold it! They is too many bums in uo’ carols!” - Panel 3 - Churchy and Frog indignantly walk away carrying the drum. Churchy: “We is not neither bums! We’ll picket every possum tween here and Chautauqua N.Y.” Frog:”Yeah! Back to the circuit.” Pogo: “Phooo phoo-ee”
December 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Santa ignores borders, on or off the Earth
A still from “Santa Claus Conquers The Martians” which ultimately results in training Dropo to become the Martian Santa. A giant cardboard box robot flanked by scowling green martians with ray guns looms over a dismayed Santa raising one hand to his brow as two half-size elves and Mrs Claus look on
December 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Holy cow I thought you were joking
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December 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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(whistling innocently)
Comic book panel, through a camera at the Joker, voice offscreen: yes, boss. Joker: Perfect. Let’s make some great television. Roll camera. Roll sound. Light the room on fire.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Two panels of an early Peanuts strip, Patty is on the phone saying “I’ve also invited a fellow who plsys the sccordion, and I’m sure you and he … hello? Hello?
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Luke Skywalker screaming NO
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, get ready for
Mater as Darth Vader, An actual Disney licensed toy that exists
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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An old nativity scene with a rather large-eared lamb, a standing angel with a stringed instrument, and a kneeling angel with a concertina, looking down at an empty creche, saying “we bring a song on banjo and accordion! - Wait, where’d he go?”
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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“Well there’s your problem, son, you got flying reindeer”
Tracks in the snow on a garage roof that can really not be explained any other way
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Well, after this guy
Atari Indiana Jones, a collection of very few very square pixels
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Cyborg headset guy from The Empire Strikes Back
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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WHAT???
Pee Wee Herman wearing oversized novelty ear
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Mojo Jojo is suitably afraid
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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🎶 like a virgin
Touched for the very first time 🎶
The pope appearing to sing something into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Timeline magic
A post saying "Not today, Satan" immediately following the above
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Mystery Men (1999)'s The Shoveler, brandishing a gleaming shovel in a silver hard hat with blue headlight and chainmail hazard vest, a bandolier of smaller shovels across his chest, begs to disagree
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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“Huh. Imagine that. Anyway,,,”
Robert Culp in one of his two separate appearances on Murder She Wrote playing different murderous characters several seasons apart (no rattail though)
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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We’re not obsessed with *everyone* in Star Wars but we are
Big Chewy Nerds candy package
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM