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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46 Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · Oct 19

Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 5h

In these trying times I believe that making my posts much stupider is a public service

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 5h

Freddie Cougpurr

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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 6h

“the girlfriend of one the founders of antifa”

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 6h

These fall risks risk the fall risk in fall

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 6h

Antifrog

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13h

I’m not NOT knot obsessed

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13h

But also in the friends we made along the way

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 15h

I like to imagine David Bowie would cry out "PRESSURE!" as he flipped the little black release valve on his Instant Pot while making his beans

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 13h

Sir, of course I’m also saying “well hello there!” in a high pitched voice to you. I’m not a monster.

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 14h

The only trolley problem *I* ponder is how it gets to the Neighborhood of Make-Believe

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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 14h

I've been given bad advice about this. Here's the straight poop.

Police badge, Title: Office of the Chief
Picture of a coyote at night
Text:
During the spring and early summer months, coyote sightings can increase due to "pup-rearing". This season is common when newborn pups come out to play for the first time. Typically, coyotes are nocturnal but it is not uncommon to see them during the day. Just seeing one is NOT a reason to call 911. Below are reasons you should call 911:

* Coyotes in hot air balloons dropping anvils
* Coyotes with giant magnets
* Coyote pulling a giant catapult
* Coyote with rocket shoes
* Coyote with anything marked "TNT"
* Coyote setting out bags that say "free bird seed!"

Please call 911 immediately if you see any of the above behavior.

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 15h

He should smile more
NO NOT LIKE THAT

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 17h

how does shingles feel about this

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 18h

OR are they Daleks

Sraars @sraars.comrades.social · 18h

Per @optimstie.bsky.social, Cars are Kaiju.

A horrifying image of if Cars were just exoskeletons

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 18h

Get nine, like a cat

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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 20h

John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Management

Peter BOO! Counter @peterbcounter.com · 20h

The Amityville Honorarium

Courtney 🐙 Lovecraftian 🐙 Actually @hexadecibelle.fyi · 1d

the blair witch project manager

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 19h

No Jerry

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 19h

He wasn’t a very good general, only tsao-tsao

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 19h

- E Fudd

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 20h

“Force vision”??? Now they’re just making stuff up

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

The Twain be Twain!

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Knowledgeable explainer thread if you’re freaking out:

rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 1d

Following up a bit on the "but how do we know Hive/Bluesky isn't lying when they say they don't train generative AI on images submitted to their moderation machine learning models": here's the page for Hive's image generation models: thehive.ai/apis/image-g...

Image Generation APIs to generate unique digital images with text prompts | Hive

Generate images using text prompts

thehive.ai

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

that’s what they serve in that Beetlejuice waiting room

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

they wanted a government so small it couldn’t stop their racism

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Just skip the back plunger