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erick (still scared)
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Don't look at my posts, they're not ready yet
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my beautiful daughter Bathleen Genuflect
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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bring back the satya yuga, bring back the quetzalcoatl catbus, bring back the primordial tequila w/ the quark-gluon lemon
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Think my selective serotonins done been reuptaked
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It's all about the toppings you don't put on it
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Toast came from a time before bakers had developed a way to tell if they’d already baked the bread
May 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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spider with a knife
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I Got PUNCHED In All The Different FACE PARTS So You Don't Have To
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Unconscionable behavior.. bring the hammer down!
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I never see anyone cuss here, so I don't think so
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Simulation Simulator 2025
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Bansky? Bansky? Baskny?
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You're just like bansky
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Spooge Cola
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Jokes on you, I was already holding my horses because they love hugs
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Im a t-shirt artist, in that, i express myself through the wearing of various t-shirts
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you could have any superpower, what is your social security number?
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Downloading kung fu a la The Matrix only to realize I'm too fat and out of shape to do any of the cool moves "woah"
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Unless you're planning on getting smashed on the head with an anvil or a big safe or something DO NOT get the accordionification surgery
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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You’re laughing? I slipped on a banana peel, stumbled down a flight of stairs into a kitchen where the chef hit me in the face with a frying pan, then careened out into the street where a piano was dropped onto me and you’re LAUGHING?
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Sorry for being arrogant I decided to like myself
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sipping salubrious syrups
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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many of my bros in the er sufferig from poasters wrist
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
WHAT
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
4. Typos
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.

1. Posting things
2. Liking poats
3. Replying to posta
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.

1. popcorn bag
2. peanut butter
3. mspw
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.

1. lemon
2. lemons
3. 🍋

does this count? i couldn’t think of anything
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM