erick (chopped unc)
@ericktheblue.bsky.social
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Don't look at my posts, they're not ready yet
My posts aren't bad, I'm throwing for content
February 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
My posts aren't bad, I'm throwing for content
If you name your kid Emery, you better give them lots to do
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
If you name your kid Emery, you better give them lots to do
Clipping the trenchant and ragged nails of evil
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Clipping the trenchant and ragged nails of evil
Shooting all the germs in my body with deadly lasers like pew pew!! Pew peW PEW!! !
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Shooting all the germs in my body with deadly lasers like pew pew!! Pew peW PEW!! !
Someone layed a finger on my butterfinger but I'm too tired to do anything about it
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Someone layed a finger on my butterfinger but I'm too tired to do anything about it
Life is just what happens between snacks
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Life is just what happens between snacks
I don't understand what you said but I'm assuming it was naughty and I'm planning how to punish you for it
February 11, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I don't understand what you said but I'm assuming it was naughty and I'm planning how to punish you for it
I have no idea who won the super bowl. In my head they all just sort of stopped playing eventually and everyone left the stadium when they got tired or wanted to go do something else
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I have no idea who won the super bowl. In my head they all just sort of stopped playing eventually and everyone left the stadium when they got tired or wanted to go do something else
Gosh i sure do enjoy a nice salad
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Gosh i sure do enjoy a nice salad
Call a flatulence.. but not for me!
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Call a flatulence.. but not for me!
The best part about getting your car emissions checked is being put in the little box that sounds like the inside of a giant mechanical monster while you wait
February 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
The best part about getting your car emissions checked is being put in the little box that sounds like the inside of a giant mechanical monster while you wait
This morning i made pancakes and messed up the last one, so what now youngest children
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This morning i made pancakes and messed up the last one, so what now youngest children
Toilet paper for men
February 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Toilet paper for men
Some people are gonna be in real big trouble if the ever make crime illegal.......
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Some people are gonna be in real big trouble if the ever make crime illegal.......
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guys let's FUN the police
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 PM
guys let's FUN the police
Pretty neat that you can get cadaver bones installed in your face at the place next to the Safeway
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Pretty neat that you can get cadaver bones installed in your face at the place next to the Safeway
Heading out for my Bone Replacement Therapy. Should be back in time for lunch
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Heading out for my Bone Replacement Therapy. Should be back in time for lunch
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First off, don't call them "elf-eyes." They're just eyes, so jot that down. Second, I don't see shit.
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
First off, don't call them "elf-eyes." They're just eyes, so jot that down. Second, I don't see shit.
Sleeping with the garbage man for garbage
January 29, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Sleeping with the garbage man for garbage
Been working on my posture lately and i think its almost done
January 29, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Been working on my posture lately and i think its almost done
Yeah I've got PTSD:
Puddings
Tarts
Souffles
Depression
Puddings
Tarts
Souffles
Depression
January 29, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Yeah I've got PTSD:
Puddings
Tarts
Souffles
Depression
Puddings
Tarts
Souffles
Depression
LPT: to get your dishes nice and clean, use hot water and soap (i use a special soap made just for dishes) and wash/scrub them in the hot soapy water with a sponge until clean. You can also use a dishwashing machine, if you have one, which does a similar thing and provides pretty similar results
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
LPT: to get your dishes nice and clean, use hot water and soap (i use a special soap made just for dishes) and wash/scrub them in the hot soapy water with a sponge until clean. You can also use a dishwashing machine, if you have one, which does a similar thing and provides pretty similar results
Doesn't matter if i win or lose this pissing match, i just love pissing
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Doesn't matter if i win or lose this pissing match, i just love pissing
Given the chance, how many bees do you think you would eat? For me, I think zero. I would eat zero bees
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Given the chance, how many bees do you think you would eat? For me, I think zero. I would eat zero bees
Btw, Mini Ninjas is $1.50 on steam rn
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Btw, Mini Ninjas is $1.50 on steam rn