Rich Swinton
@ricosuavejd.bsky.social
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Here for the politics. Staying for the nicer vibes.
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ricosuavejd.bsky.social
this fucker lives in Hawaii, wtf does he know about SF at this point
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ricosuavejd.bsky.social
someone should probably file a self harm report for almost cutting himself on all that edge
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
Everyone, I’m just <sniffs> I’m just so proud of us all.

We finally did it.

LibsOfTikTok finally targeted me.

<single tear rolls down cheek>

I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long <unfolds acceptance speech> and first I want to thank everyone who made it possible: Harambe, Kony2012, my fa
A post from failed real estate agent and local ghoul Chaya Raichik aka LibsOfTikTok targeting me. Text of the post reads:

“Leftist CA State Assembly candidate Chris Kluwe, who promotes the harassment of ICE online, was ARRESTED at a Huntington Beach City Council meeting earlier this year.

Chris was protesting a proposed library plaque that featured a phrase similar to ‘Make America Great Again’

Chris called MAGA a ‘Nazi movement’ before leaving the podium and approaching the council member, where he was grabbed by police and carried out.

This unhinged lunatic wants to be an elected official…”

Thanks for the free advertising, Chaya!
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
you knew what you were doing here
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
ICE can make the Salesforce tower their headquarters, switch the video at the top to the Eye of Sauron
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ricosuavejd.bsky.social
in a week we'll find out it's partially bankrolled by Thiel and Elon and they're getting some idiotic backend from the US govt to push it forward with the DoD or some shit
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
LOL

where were these idiots a year ago
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
At least Voldemort has a nice voice. Miller sounds like someone letting air out of a balloon.
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
This is really telling though. They have nothing. Like...his commentary is just so...flat. "oooo they lie"

That's all he has. It's the perfect protest.
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
I just automatically assume these are all chinese dropshippers who can't come up with a real sounding name
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urocklive1.bsky.social
Mike Johnson thinks the “No Kings” rally planned for next week is a “Hate America” rally meant to extend the government shutdown—something someone who has never been to a “No Kings” event would say.

It's really hard to take this guy seriously.
“We’re so angry about it. I’m a very patient guy, but I have had it with these people. They’re playing games with real people’s lives,” Johnson said Friday morning on Fox News, in his usual monotone voice. “The theory we have right now: They have a ‘Hate America’ rally that’s scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It’s all the pro-Hamas wing and the antifa people, they’re all coming out. Some of the House Democrats are selling T-shirts for the event. It’s being told to us that they won’t be able to reopen the government until after that rally, ’cuz they can’t face their rabid base. This is serious business hurting real people.… I’m beyond words.”
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
I used to know someone who did escort work, and she said about half her outcalls were just men wanting someone to hang out with.
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
I like the idea that he's literally watching the same video on loop thousands of times
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
Pretty sure the founders did not create the Senate this way. But he knows that.
ringwiss.bsky.social
“And that’s why we nuked it twice in the past month.”
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
the whole thing is interesting, because in a sense - yes, I do appreciate the cultural diversity afforded by demographic change

be it food, styles, music, celebrations, political thought or any other myriad of things beyond a single worldview
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joesudbay.bsky.social
Acting President admits he is, in fact, acting as President
newrepublic.com
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
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newyorker.com
See more job postings from ICE, courtesy of New Yorker Humor: https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/UDJPAZ
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
he hates dogs. that's how you know he sucks.
ricosuavejd.bsky.social
i see that guy's avatar and just know he's a fat basement dweller
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ringwiss.bsky.social
“And that’s why we nuked it twice in the past month.”