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Ashcan
@ashcan.bsky.social
name's ash, i write sometimes and i take photos slightly more often | 🔞🔞🔞🔞 | she/her/it | minors and LLM imagery will be blocked | dogslop with catjank characteristics | profile picture by @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social
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any silent hill f tweets i make will be tagged with #DogEnding, i will do my best to graphic tag images+rot13 mega spoilers but just be aware of what to mute. i will be there the second it unlocks
doing a public service in the pet hospital
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Isabeau update 2: she wasn't eating while at the vet, but while we've been visiting she's been very energetic, comfortable, and has been eating.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
[homer simpson yelp]
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
if you can debank people, remove their works as if they never existed, and turn them into a social pariah and object of patronizing interest as long as you can categorize them as any old thing, then you have ensured that category's definition will immediately become weaponized
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
if you go to /r/games people are acting like this, too, is porn - defending this shit as highbrow and Not Like The Other Games is also doomed from the other end as anti-art motherfuckers confuse their discomfort for another person's arousal
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lmfao they gave aang a greed sever
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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NEW: An MPR News journalist was among those hit by less-lethal munitions and taken from the scene by ambulance. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
Another federal agent operation in St. Paul draws large crowds of protesters
Gov. Tim Walz said state officials were monitoring a “chaotic” situation “and working to understand what unfolded. We received no heads up from federal authorities on this operation.”
www.mprnews.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
shameful
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Ice has a legit warrant for the action on Maryland Avenue in St. Paul.

Leave the area. Document sppd action and fight like hell for them not to participate in future federal activities.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Good morning
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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yeah man sorry im gonna be late for work today. i found a genie lamp and made my first wish that to turn me into tron bonne but that piece of shit turned me into the instrument now i cant go four sentences without breaking into a ska riff
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
going in to get my name changed at the social security admin in an hour and oomfs are already calling me Ash Dogeza Lastname it's fuckin over
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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🖤
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the entire ninja gaiden 2 community
This is my favourite game. Every part of it sucks, but each part sucks in a way that GESTURES TOWARD something that would be awesome were it not undermined by every other part. It can't be improved because everything that's terrible about its load-bearing. Did I mention it's the best game ever made?
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
hope
nachos
chipotle

i feel like a product placement got beamed into my brain halfway through this
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
crazy how many rise weapons feel like a solid execution of a terrible idea while wilds is vice versa. i am NOT fucking with rise swaxe and it seems like, by far, the most beloved incarnation of the weapon
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
this is about their Ozymandias ass planned city being a complete failure and testament to their hubris and their gaming investments are currently unaffected; wait until 2027 or so for that one
Saudi Arabia's investment fund reported to be limiting new investments after EA buyout due to "financial distress".

www.gamesindustry.biz/saudi-arabia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
learning that the next update for wilds is going to add **two more layers of rng** to artian weapons and push them back into being bis in every single circumstance is breaking me man. master rank is gonna be so bad. i need to get a 3ds and give 4u the fourth monster hunter game slot
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
me playing rise swaxe and hating how much morph slash spamming diminishes meter management in a weapon where that's like the only thing that justifies axe mode's existence
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
so long as this mh fixation still exists i'm kinda tempted to try and linearly chart each weapon's design ethos cuz damn if it's not insane to play tri swaxe and remember how wilds swaxe is discussed
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
found an insanely funny post on the swaxe subreddit where somebody has given up on the wilds FRS playstyle in order to main charge blade, which plays more like old swaxe than old charge blade. god wilds weapon design is cooked
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
so i got in a car crash the week before my name change hearing and my cat had to get surgery two nights before my social security admin meeting, i feel like i'm gonna just get struck by lightning on the eve of my driver's license replacement
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
idk man this sounds like vtmb 2
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM