Ashcan
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my friend is playing the starfield star wars mod and it is killing me that they just used elevenlabs to replace a bunch of proper nouns in the base-game new atlantis plotlines with star wars proper nouns and then still had the mod description rant about how starfield's lead writer 'claims to be one'
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM
my friend is playing the starfield star wars mod and it is killing me that they just used elevenlabs to replace a bunch of proper nouns in the base-game new atlantis plotlines with star wars proper nouns and then still had the mod description rant about how starfield's lead writer 'claims to be one'
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Me: So, Mr. Franklin, is this the America you had-
Benjamin Franklin: Do you have any more “hentai” of this “Ushiromiya Natsuhi”?
Me: Maybe a little, sir, but she’s not a terribly prominent character in the source material. Most people feel inclined to draw the other characters.
Ben: Figures.
Benjamin Franklin: Do you have any more “hentai” of this “Ushiromiya Natsuhi”?
Me: Maybe a little, sir, but she’s not a terribly prominent character in the source material. Most people feel inclined to draw the other characters.
Ben: Figures.
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Me: So, Mr. Franklin, is this the America you had-
Benjamin Franklin: Do you have any more “hentai” of this “Ushiromiya Natsuhi”?
Me: Maybe a little, sir, but she’s not a terribly prominent character in the source material. Most people feel inclined to draw the other characters.
Ben: Figures.
Benjamin Franklin: Do you have any more “hentai” of this “Ushiromiya Natsuhi”?
Me: Maybe a little, sir, but she’s not a terribly prominent character in the source material. Most people feel inclined to draw the other characters.
Ben: Figures.
ngl it makes me feel like i'm fiddling while rome burns to not talk about the shit i do irl but i also do not think it's probably good or safe to go yapping too much about that in a capacity where it's trackable
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 AM
ngl it makes me feel like i'm fiddling while rome burns to not talk about the shit i do irl but i also do not think it's probably good or safe to go yapping too much about that in a capacity where it's trackable
got a real-life shirt that has the exact low-res texture that max payne had in his shirt in the first game and i WILL be the stupidest-dressed asshole in the twin cities when it arrives
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
got a real-life shirt that has the exact low-res texture that max payne had in his shirt in the first game and i WILL be the stupidest-dressed asshole in the twin cities when it arrives
exhausted after a busy night of Doin Shit so i used the last of my energy on a soupaccino
January 30, 2026 at 3:04 AM
exhausted after a busy night of Doin Shit so i used the last of my energy on a soupaccino
i had to install the team apps to my phone recently and to access the "Chat" tab, which i would wager literally 100% of the userbase has as their most-frequently-used function, i have to scroll past the "Engage" and "Walkie Talkie" buttons, hit "more," and select the fourth icon out of a list of 16
January 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM
i had to install the team apps to my phone recently and to access the "Chat" tab, which i would wager literally 100% of the userbase has as their most-frequently-used function, i have to scroll past the "Engage" and "Walkie Talkie" buttons, hit "more," and select the fourth icon out of a list of 16
just got a shipping notification for some lolita shoes i bought last august and jesus christ so many horrors have happened since that i forgot they ever even existed
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
just got a shipping notification for some lolita shoes i bought last august and jesus christ so many horrors have happened since that i forgot they ever even existed
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All suitable weapons for a magical girl!
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 PM
All suitable weapons for a magical girl!
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If e-mailed the pastor of my late Grammie's church yesterday and heard back today about their connections with the Haitian community of Springfield. If you want to donate to a Springfield church that is gearing up to protect their neighbors, here's a link:
www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
First Baptist Church Springfield
Help me spread the word about First Baptist Church Springfield. Together we can make a difference.
www.paypal.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
If e-mailed the pastor of my late Grammie's church yesterday and heard back today about their connections with the Haitian community of Springfield. If you want to donate to a Springfield church that is gearing up to protect their neighbors, here's a link:
www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
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this is why it’s important that the media doesn’t make it seem like ICE are just in minneapolis. it’s all over minnesota
brainerd is two hours north of the twin cities, not a huge city at all. and they showed up for a vigil to support these workers
brainerd is two hours north of the twin cities, not a huge city at all. and they showed up for a vigil to support these workers
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
this is why it’s important that the media doesn’t make it seem like ICE are just in minneapolis. it’s all over minnesota
brainerd is two hours north of the twin cities, not a huge city at all. and they showed up for a vigil to support these workers
brainerd is two hours north of the twin cities, not a huge city at all. and they showed up for a vigil to support these workers
after playing a lot more nioh 2 inbetween the nioh 3 alpha and demo: this is a pretty similar feeling to when i binged every single kill the past game for the first time in preparation for no more heroes 3
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 AM
after playing a lot more nioh 2 inbetween the nioh 3 alpha and demo: this is a pretty similar feeling to when i binged every single kill the past game for the first time in preparation for no more heroes 3
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looked this guy up because of a reply, this is apparently not some dude putting on a stunt but a member of the community who does a lot of volunteer work with unhoused people www.kqed.org/news/1206981...
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
looked this guy up because of a reply, this is apparently not some dude putting on a stunt but a member of the community who does a lot of volunteer work with unhoused people www.kqed.org/news/1206981...
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An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
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looks like literally the only thing you can't change between samurai and ninja mode is your body type, you can change everything from posture to hip stance to height to skin tone(?!) between the two
January 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
looks like literally the only thing you can't change between samurai and ninja mode is your body type, you can change everything from posture to hip stance to height to skin tone(?!) between the two
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puppydoll... puppydoll...... (me)
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
puppydoll... puppydoll...... (me)
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nahhh c'mooooon which of y'all said it's #CrackUrOomfRawAndPlanYourFutureAndPutACollarOnThemWednesday you guys are crazy today loool
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
nahhh c'mooooon which of y'all said it's #CrackUrOomfRawAndPlanYourFutureAndPutACollarOnThemWednesday you guys are crazy today loool
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January 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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i just want to cry. i have literally just spent the last 6 hours responding to email after email of people begging for rent money or for me to point them in the direction of help, which does not exist.
please @governorwalz.mn.gov. we need an eviction moratorium. there is no other solution.
please @governorwalz.mn.gov. we need an eviction moratorium. there is no other solution.
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i just want to cry. i have literally just spent the last 6 hours responding to email after email of people begging for rent money or for me to point them in the direction of help, which does not exist.
please @governorwalz.mn.gov. we need an eviction moratorium. there is no other solution.
please @governorwalz.mn.gov. we need an eviction moratorium. there is no other solution.
I Really Wish The Most Pressing Issue In My Life Right Now Was About Video Games
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I Really Wish The Most Pressing Issue In My Life Right Now Was About Video Games
they were filming when they killed renee good. they do not care about warrant rules when that shit is covered by the fourth amendment. there is not a meaningful regulatory body that can enforce this shit and unless chuck abolishes the DHS he is using a moment of immense leverage to piss in the wind
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
they were filming when they killed renee good. they do not care about warrant rules when that shit is covered by the fourth amendment. there is not a meaningful regulatory body that can enforce this shit and unless chuck abolishes the DHS he is using a moment of immense leverage to piss in the wind
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look at what they've DONE to us
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 PM
look at what they've DONE to us
it is insanely cathartic to see craig getting demolished HARDER in the rural areas and it's hysterical to see the negative messaging tests when craig is "look at her voting record and look at her statements" while flanagan's is "but what if she was the fraud ringleader all along," they have NOTHING
![Even after simulating a barrage of unanswered attacks on Flanagan, including trying to blame Flanagan for the state’s fraud scandal and testing the idea that she is not electable in a statewide general election, Flanagan still leads Craig. Once voters hear negatives on both candidates, Flanagan’s margin more than doubles to 29 points, 59 percent to 30 percent.
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The negatives tested on Craig include her votes for the Laken Riley Act and a resolution that praises ICE. Fully 75 percent of Democratic primary voters say Craig’s immigration record raises serious doubts, including 39 percent who say it raises very serious doubts.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mkfyrffhvre6k6jskx7lfaqt/bafkreief2hf4uryno23fk33fy6g6uba2akynl6deg62ejqatcqdi2g5wra@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 4:18 PM
it is insanely cathartic to see craig getting demolished HARDER in the rural areas and it's hysterical to see the negative messaging tests when craig is "look at her voting record and look at her statements" while flanagan's is "but what if she was the fraud ringleader all along," they have NOTHING