Ashcan
@ashcan.bsky.social
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ashcan.bsky.social
any silent hill f tweets i make will be tagged with #DogEnding, i will do my best to graphic tag images+rot13 mega spoilers but just be aware of what to mute. i will be there the second it unlocks
ashcan.bsky.social
lots of questions being raised by your "i am not giving birth" tweet that it's already answering
ashcan.bsky.social
i would be all over that game if matches weren't 45-60 minutes long but instead i get to have the entire mental experience of an sf6 ranked mental spiral happen during one single continuous match while all my friends watch
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treeman.bsky.social
Every time I build a Hemoxian model kit I realize that they're doing things in China that we can't even begin to comprehend
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ashcan.bsky.social
yea, my quibble is less with the mechanical justification and more aesthetic framing; yakumo is still distinct because he's essentially just the protagonist in all respects but i think that's a very large part of the backlash
ashcan.bsky.social
if you ignore pre-existing levers in order to have a punky protagonist with butt rock music while also passing the narrative baton over to them and presenting it as a lineal family drama i think there's more going on than just creating a new set of functions
ashcan.bsky.social
i think it's fine to have multiple protags (and NG is no stranger to this in specific) but i do think that the platinum inclusions feel very pointedly like them trying to do a Nero (esp when bayonetta is reliant on weapons that change between games)
ashcan.bsky.social
lrp is literally me with the german-language podcast some oomfs are running
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dirte.net
dirté @dirte.net · May 9
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
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haitchkay.bsky.social
There's fucking yaoi art on a train by my house I'm fucking losing my mind, this rules so much
Anime styled graffiti art on a train car depicting a male demon looking seductively at another man while saying "That's a good boy", with the phrase "kiss yr homies goodnight" in the bottom left corner. 
Artist seems to be "Akira BPD"
ashcan.bsky.social
if i was an editor for an op-ed that goes "this 50-man studio is so dumb to raise all that money look at what a solo guy made with Balatro," i would probably have more specific feedback than whatever this guy got
ashcan.bsky.social
love reading coverage of a mid-budget game made by a studio of 30-50 people and seeing the author go "but they had tens of millions of dollars across a five year dev cycle how did they ever run out" without doing the math of 35,000,000/50/5 without accounting for benefits/marketing/outsourcing
ashcan.bsky.social
the duck was behind it all...
ashcan.bsky.social
you two would be like the Scream duo except you're fujoshing out about the rest of the cast instead of being coded as a couple
ashcan.bsky.social
chatgpt is this good
While on the phone with 911, Rinderknecht allegedly typed a question into ChatGPT: "Are you at fault if a fire is lift because of your cigarettes," according to the criminal complaint.
ashcan.bsky.social
guy who loops a song about lighting things on fire for a week before the fire and keeps a lighter in his glovebox while having chatgpt generate dozens of images of a city on fire before calling 911 and saying that he saw a fire
ashcan.bsky.social
god this shit is so dumb. everything in our era is so dumb. the dumbest time to be alive maybe ever
Three sources told Game File that word filtered through the company last July that management in Paris had stopped development of the game for two reasons: 1) online backlash that spring to the reveal of Yasuke, a historically-inspired Black samurai, as a protagonist in the company’s then-upcoming Assassin’s Creed Shadows; and 2) concern that the political climate in the United States was becoming increasingly tense.
ashcan.bsky.social
i think if they bucked the trend this would've gone absolutely fucking crazy though. open world django unchained????????
In this Reconstruction-era Assassin’s Creed, gamers would play as a Black man who had been formerly enslaved in the South and moved west to start a new life. Recruited by the series’ Assassins, he would return to the South to fight for justice in a conflict that would, among other things, see him confront the emergence of the Ku Klux Klan.
ashcan.bsky.social
given watch dogs as a series and far cry 5, i think they would legit find a way to make a game set during reconstruction completely lacking any bite. never bet on ubisoft making a statement of any kind
wario64.bsky.social
GameFile: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
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ashcan.bsky.social
something beautiful about this bird using the anti-roosting spikes as supports for a nest
a bird, sandwiched between two concrete reliefs, with a nest that spreads into spikes about four inches tall. two eggs are visible among the spikes
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