Ashcan
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they gave enemies stagger gauges so instead of blocking everything you have to spam heat moves on them to pass a dps check before you can put them in hit or blockstun, which might be the single thing worse than blockuza
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
they gave enemies stagger gauges so instead of blocking everything you have to spam heat moves on them to pass a dps check before you can put them in hit or blockstun, which might be the single thing worse than blockuza
the dunkins website did a press release that's just raw chatgpt output summarizing the ad (which suggests it might be??? literally just based off a prompt????) and, my god, they cooked the brains of everybody in one of the most evil industries in this country into uselessness
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
the dunkins website did a press release that's just raw chatgpt output summarizing the ad (which suggests it might be??? literally just based off a prompt????) and, my god, they cooked the brains of everybody in one of the most evil industries in this country into uselessness
like this is not a press release, this is somebody asking chatgpt to generate a super bowl ad and copy-pasting the output
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
like this is not a press release, this is somebody asking chatgpt to generate a super bowl ad and copy-pasting the output
so i think whatever dunkin ad just played was literally entirely generated from ChatGPT before they spent tens of millions of dollars on making it happen
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
so i think whatever dunkin ad just played was literally entirely generated from ChatGPT before they spent tens of millions of dollars on making it happen
beat the waterfall boss in the first map and i had to lock in so hard for so long on my succesfull attempt that i had to put the game down and walk around for a bit
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
beat the waterfall boss in the first map and i had to lock in so hard for so long on my succesfull attempt that i had to put the game down and walk around for a bit
getting out of my chair after locking in that hard for that long
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
getting out of my chair after locking in that hard for that long
once you kinda get the hang of hatchets they, too, are handed the nuclear codes but this shit is insanely fun
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
once you kinda get the hang of hatchets they, too, are handed the nuclear codes but this shit is insanely fun
my nioh 3 character is an evil old woman who, in samurai form, puts some makeup over her scars and bleaches her hair so none but her most trusted retainers know her actual age
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
my nioh 3 character is an evil old woman who, in samurai form, puts some makeup over her scars and bleaches her hair so none but her most trusted retainers know her actual age
NIOH 3 HAS EGG CARRYING QUESTS???
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
NIOH 3 HAS EGG CARRYING QUESTS???
he really really really really really thinks that
a) he is beset from all sides by shadowy forces of evil that sabotaged the game for malicious reasons
b) he can purge them and everybody will like him for it
c) that he can come back from this
a) he is beset from all sides by shadowy forces of evil that sabotaged the game for malicious reasons
b) he can purge them and everybody will like him for it
c) that he can come back from this
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
he really really really really really thinks that
a) he is beset from all sides by shadowy forces of evil that sabotaged the game for malicious reasons
b) he can purge them and everybody will like him for it
c) that he can come back from this
a) he is beset from all sides by shadowy forces of evil that sabotaged the game for malicious reasons
b) he can purge them and everybody will like him for it
c) that he can come back from this
just as a reminder, the people who own the lollipop chainsaw IP are not working with suda51 or james gunn on any of this and actively repudiate the empathy that suffuses their art and you should not both with this even outside of the LRG stank
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
just as a reminder, the people who own the lollipop chainsaw IP are not working with suda51 or james gunn on any of this and actively repudiate the empathy that suffuses their art and you should not both with this even outside of the LRG stank
what the hell is going on
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
what the hell is going on
dude you pick 3 so you can nudge the rng towards other, later pick-3s i can't stop laughing
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
dude you pick 3 so you can nudge the rng towards other, later pick-3s i can't stop laughing
i can't overstate how insane these transcripts are. the judge grills her for *even more* contempt and her response is "well i thought it was somebody else's job, i didn't know i had to do allll that work" and her fix is to set some outlook reminders
February 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i can't overstate how insane these transcripts are. the judge grills her for *even more* contempt and her response is "well i thought it was somebody else's job, i didn't know i had to do allll that work" and her fix is to set some outlook reminders
the judge says "so you do realize that everything you're complaining about makes it sound like there's any reasonable explanation for keeping unlawfully people detained in horrible conditions for weeks after a court order" and her response is the sephiroth tweet
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
the judge says "so you do realize that everything you're complaining about makes it sound like there's any reasonable explanation for keeping unlawfully people detained in horrible conditions for weeks after a court order" and her response is the sephiroth tweet
she has her breakdown in the courts about how she's trying sooooo hard to be there and just get people out and that every contempt hearing means she can't do that, and the judge asks "so what are you actually doing to facilitate that" and her response is "I write an e-mail with big, bold font."
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
she has her breakdown in the courts about how she's trying sooooo hard to be there and just get people out and that every contempt hearing means she can't do that, and the judge asks "so what are you actually doing to facilitate that" and her response is "I write an e-mail with big, bold font."
thankyou chuck schumer i will now donate my life savings to your political aprty for saving th eh country time and time againandagain you are the greatest senate the world has ever seen sire
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
thankyou chuck schumer i will now donate my life savings to your political aprty for saving th eh country time and time againandagain you are the greatest senate the world has ever seen sire
like what the actual fuck this is a courtroom and she's talking like she's a minimum wage employee who's trying to talk her manager into getting her pto lol
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
like what the actual fuck this is a courtroom and she's talking like she's a minimum wage employee who's trying to talk her manager into getting her pto lol
it sounds like being a lawyer for an agency that flouts the law is essentially working out like this bit from Bringing Out The Dead
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
it sounds like being a lawyer for an agency that flouts the law is essentially working out like this bit from Bringing Out The Dead
i feel terrible in these conversations because i do own one of the other collab moka pots that they did in a flurry over the last few years, but it's also a collab with an actual home furnishings brand and looks adorable
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
i feel terrible in these conversations because i do own one of the other collab moka pots that they did in a flurry over the last few years, but it's also a collab with an actual home furnishings brand and looks adorable
that's not even the most cursed moka pot
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
that's not even the most cursed moka pot
it's the most wonderful* time of the year
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
it's the most wonderful* time of the year