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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · Jan 20

As usual this is the energy to carry always and forever:

My all time favourite tumblr post which reads

“Anonymous said: kill yourself”

Response from socio—flower: “kill me yourself you fucking pussy”

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Charlie the Half Time Orange @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9h

work work

Tumblr post:

video games are all about meeting a little elf
outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious
weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then
finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the
pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 1h

you could just go work in a restaurant and they pay you money instead of you having to pay them

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 1h

This 'The Bear'-esque dining experience puts you in the center of the kitchen chaos

This 'The Bear'-esque dining experience puts you in the center of the kitchen chaos

At Speakeasy Society's 'Family Meal,' curse words are thrown, recipes are slandered and it all makes for fun, irresistible drama.

www.latimes.com

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Steve Craig @thegrumpypenguin.bsky.social · 4m

#NoGleeForSpikeLee

Very glum Spike Lee in the 7th inning of the Yankees’ final game. His hand is over his mouth and he’s wearing a hat with a bunch of championship years embroidered on it. Poor Spikey.

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20m

Almost done work for the week

how i look when im
secretly a bear pouring honey on my
ass
and someone walks in

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 36m

This is LITERALLY NOTHING. It’s the cost of 3.5 police officers

Matt Elliott @graphicmatt.com · 5h

Adding crisis workers on the TTC will cost $540K this year for a test pilot, then $1.8 million for full implementation next year.

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 3h

Witch Baby (@GoAskAvery) on twitter: "TL;DR stands for "The Lord; Da Rings""

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 23h

Reject truffle pigs
Embrace potato cats

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Steve Craig @thegrumpypenguin.bsky.social · 1h

There were a lot of great moments during and after the ball game last night, absolutely, but because I am six years old, one of the biggest joys for me was how Buck never, ever, EVER pronounced the first “L” in Schlittler. 😂😂😂

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 3h

I knew it was going to go bad when he did his whole TV cry like “to suggest I’d be celebrating the death of a young man :(((“ but holy fuck man

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Doctor Hellyeah @magitekdad.bsky.social · 4h

All of them are terrible AI upscale slop ports

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 4h

Final Fantasy VII / VIII / IX Switch physicals are releasing in North America on Dec 9th

Square Enix pages (may not be live yet)

VII/VIII Twin Pack buff.ly/xozXAFM
IX buff.ly/cvTLAe2

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Doctor Hellyeah @magitekdad.bsky.social · 3h

You’ll never, ever convince me the image on the right looks better

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esoteric cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online · 3h

they stood up for this asshole. not any immigrant getting put in a death camp by ICE, not any Black woman fired from the govt, not any trans person denied care or made homeless. this hackfraud weasel. remember their class are always against us, always

Page Six @pagesix.com · 4h

Jimmy Kimmel wants to get Donald Trump on late-night show after years-long feud: ‘I’ll ask him’

Jimmy Kimmel wants to get Donald Trump on late-night show after years-long feud: ‘I’ll ask him’

The late-night host made the surprising revelation while at Bloomberg Screentime, a panel that brought together pop culture moguls, celebrities, and entrepreneurs.

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Casey Mongillo (ケイシ・モンジロ) @caseymongillo.bsky.social · 3h

I've had these for years from other regions. Not sure why they're doing this now but here we are.

Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 4h

Final Fantasy VII, VIII, and IX are launching physically on Nintendo Switch in North America from December 9th, 2025.

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 3h

The problem with ever siding with a lib on anything is it momentarily makes you forget how much a guy sucks

Page Six @pagesix.com · 4h

Jimmy Kimmel wants to get Donald Trump on late-night show after years-long feud: ‘I’ll ask him’

Jimmy Kimmel wants to get Donald Trump on late-night show after years-long feud: ‘I’ll ask him’

The late-night host made the surprising revelation while at Bloomberg Screentime, a panel that brought together pop culture moguls, celebrities, and entrepreneurs.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h

Canceling Disney+ again lmao

Page Six @pagesix.com · 4h

Jimmy Kimmel wants to get Donald Trump on late-night show after years-long feud: ‘I’ll ask him’

Jimmy Kimmel wants to get Donald Trump on late-night show after years-long feud: ‘I’ll ask him’

The late-night host made the surprising revelation while at Bloomberg Screentime, a panel that brought together pop culture moguls, celebrities, and entrepreneurs.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 4h

New comic on Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/2025-s... Subscribe to see the full comic! Also subscribe to see me shotgun a can of carbonated bleach!

Alex drinks a beer and says "I love watching sports commentary in the year 2025."

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 6h

Average Kershaw reaction to seeing a gay couple.

Rest in piss, idiot.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h

Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup

Clayton Kershaw

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h

Ugh really?

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 4h

I have an unpopular opinion about the Portland frog since seeing what’s starting to look like influencer content from them on TT

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 4h

Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series

Pentagon warns Toronto ‘dangerously close’ to winning World Series

WASHINGTON D.C. - Following last night's elimination of the New York Yankees, the United States Department of War has advised the White House that the Toronto Blue Jays are "perilously close" to acqui...

www.thebeaverton.com

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h

There’s been a couple for me but this is peak

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h

Oh it’s extremely depressing though so I mean keep that in mind lol

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h

“If livestock meat tastes best at a certain time in their life, don’t you think humans are the same way?”

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Alice XVI @bubbalubber.bsky.social · 4h

Im so glad an anime I was excited for is actually good for once :D

Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h

Btw folks there’s new doomed Yuri in Crunchyroll, “this monster wants to eat me”. In case you needed an excuse to watch peak