Samantha Burns
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
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My dog, Amelia, tends to get REALLY jealous if I start talking on the phone at all. Like will leave the room she was in to come to me to steal my blanket and stand on top of me-kind of jealous
February 9, 2026 at 10:34 AM
My dog, Amelia, tends to get REALLY jealous if I start talking on the phone at all. Like will leave the room she was in to come to me to steal my blanket and stand on top of me-kind of jealous
since the pronouns labeler was tossed into the void, looks like Rip stepped in to immediately replace it lmao
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February 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
since the pronouns labeler was tossed into the void, looks like Rip stepped in to immediately replace it lmao
If there’s one country that absolutely has 0 leg to stand on when it comes to foreigners committing crimes, IT WOULD BE GODDAMN BELGIUM
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
If there’s one country that absolutely has 0 leg to stand on when it comes to foreigners committing crimes, IT WOULD BE GODDAMN BELGIUM
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
It’s impressive people literally will say shit like “Epstein ate children”
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
If you’re managing to legit just do blood libel against Epstein, you may be a Nazi!
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
It’s impressive people literally will say shit like “Epstein ate children”
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
Like I said, Neo Nazi dogwhistle
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Like I said, Neo Nazi dogwhistle
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
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Dude was out here just designing NASA’s latest rocket, don’t judge
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Dude was out here just designing NASA’s latest rocket, don’t judge
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
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oh god…. it’s italian
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
oh god…. it’s italian
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
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He thought he was trafficking 31 yr olds
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
He thought he was trafficking 31 yr olds
Damn it really went:
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Damn it really went:
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
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Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.
I have a lot of questions about when exactly my mom came over and took my toothbrush to her house to replace the head of it instead of just… giving me a head to replace myself
But apparently that’s what happened lmao
But apparently that’s what happened lmao
wtf how did my electric toothbrush randomly go missing when I only ever leave it and/or charge it in my bathroom by my sink
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I have a lot of questions about when exactly my mom came over and took my toothbrush to her house to replace the head of it instead of just… giving me a head to replace myself
But apparently that’s what happened lmao
But apparently that’s what happened lmao
wtf how did my electric toothbrush randomly go missing when I only ever leave it and/or charge it in my bathroom by my sink
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
wtf how did my electric toothbrush randomly go missing when I only ever leave it and/or charge it in my bathroom by my sink
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
me when there’s that little known artist named Frida Kahlo who literally got impaled through her pelvis in a bus accident that obviously permanently disabled her
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
me when there’s that little known artist named Frida Kahlo who literally got impaled through her pelvis in a bus accident that obviously permanently disabled her
She’s out here talking like this as if she’s not gentrifying the concept of colonization by applying it to people being against AI.
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
She’s out here talking like this as if she’s not gentrifying the concept of colonization by applying it to people being against AI.
LETS GO GIVE US MORE SOB STORIES ABOUT THE JAMAICAN IMMIGRANTS WHO MOVED FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM OF BECOMING A LANDLORD AND THUS ANTI-LANDLORD POLICIES ARE ACTUALLY RACIST
TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS ANTI-ASIAN AND ANTISEMITIC TO BE AGAINST LANDLORDS
TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS ANTI-ASIAN AND ANTISEMITIC TO BE AGAINST LANDLORDS
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
LETS GO GIVE US MORE SOB STORIES ABOUT THE JAMAICAN IMMIGRANTS WHO MOVED FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM OF BECOMING A LANDLORD AND THUS ANTI-LANDLORD POLICIES ARE ACTUALLY RACIST
TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS ANTI-ASIAN AND ANTISEMITIC TO BE AGAINST LANDLORDS
TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS ANTI-ASIAN AND ANTISEMITIC TO BE AGAINST LANDLORDS
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That's it. You're getting nothing but The Todd from now on. You've earned it.
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
That's it. You're getting nothing but The Todd from now on. You've earned it.
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There goes the IOC's FIFA Peace Prize...
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
There goes the IOC's FIFA Peace Prize...
AKA “France got offended and we didn’t want them to boycott the Olympics”
The International Olympic Committee ruled that an image of Toussaint Louverture, born into slavery and and leader of the Haitian Revolution, on Haiti’s uniforms violated Olympic rules barring political symbolism
Haiti's Winter Olympics team shines a positive light even as IOC removes patriot from uniforms
Haiti is making a statement at the Milan Cortina Winter Games with two athletes proudly representing the nation.
apnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
AKA “France got offended and we didn’t want them to boycott the Olympics”
I am so tired of people using disabled people like me as a rhetorical bludgeon to call everyone opposed to AI art an ableist bigot.
There’s not a single disability that renders anyone incapable of creating art. It may limit their style or limit their mediums, but it doesn’t stop them altogether
There’s not a single disability that renders anyone incapable of creating art. It may limit their style or limit their mediums, but it doesn’t stop them altogether
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I am so tired of people using disabled people like me as a rhetorical bludgeon to call everyone opposed to AI art an ableist bigot.
There’s not a single disability that renders anyone incapable of creating art. It may limit their style or limit their mediums, but it doesn’t stop them altogether
There’s not a single disability that renders anyone incapable of creating art. It may limit their style or limit their mediums, but it doesn’t stop them altogether
Apparently this past week in watercolor, we were also practicing basically doing mini rough sketches for different types of water.
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Apparently this past week in watercolor, we were also practicing basically doing mini rough sketches for different types of water.
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Laila Edwards Dreamt of the Olympics at Age 10. Now, She's Making History at the 2026 Winter Games: 'It Was a Matter of Time
Laila Edwards opened up about making history as the first Black woman to make the U.S. women's hockey team for the Olympics and what the feat means to her personally
Laila Edwards opened up about making history as the first Black woman to make the U.S. women's hockey team for the Olympics and what the feat means to her personally
Laila Edwards Dreamt of the Olympics at Age 10. Now, She's Making History at the 2026 Winter Games: 'It Was a Matter of Time' (Exclusive)
Laila Edwards spoke with PEOPLE exclusively about making history as the first Black woman to make Team USA's women's hockey team ahead of her Olympics debut at the 2026 Winter Games in Milan this Febr...
people.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Laila Edwards Dreamt of the Olympics at Age 10. Now, She's Making History at the 2026 Winter Games: 'It Was a Matter of Time
Laila Edwards opened up about making history as the first Black woman to make the U.S. women's hockey team for the Olympics and what the feat means to her personally
Laila Edwards opened up about making history as the first Black woman to make the U.S. women's hockey team for the Olympics and what the feat means to her personally
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
DnD tv shows they should make before they make this:
The gripping story of the Xanathar’s Thieves’ Guild underling who is tasked with replacing Xanathar’s goldfish each time it dies
Ehhh I’ll reply to this if I come up with anything else.
The gripping story of the Xanathar’s Thieves’ Guild underling who is tasked with replacing Xanathar’s goldfish each time it dies
Ehhh I’ll reply to this if I come up with anything else.
Baldur’s Gate 3 is set for its own TV series on HBO!
It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://bit.ly/4r2FWxm
It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://bit.ly/4r2FWxm
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
DnD tv shows they should make before they make this:
The gripping story of the Xanathar’s Thieves’ Guild underling who is tasked with replacing Xanathar’s goldfish each time it dies
Ehhh I’ll reply to this if I come up with anything else.
The gripping story of the Xanathar’s Thieves’ Guild underling who is tasked with replacing Xanathar’s goldfish each time it dies
Ehhh I’ll reply to this if I come up with anything else.