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Alright here’s my 2026 bingo card
YOU LITERALLY VOTED YES FOR The Financial Services and General Government and National Security, Department of State, and Related Programs Appropriations Act a month ago!!!

You implied that immigrants should pick cotton!

Talarico meanwhile is doing Spanish-language ads!
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Pleasantly surprised by how my crashing waves went
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
bro did all of this after taking home bronze???

nah this is gold medal behavior only
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Oh great, we’ve got a fandom for the female fascist leading Japan

That’s not worrisome
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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really hard to overstate how much AIPAC fucked up here - not only did they push out the more pro-Israel candidate for not toeing their exact line, they started a blood feud with him and are clearly in the process of making themselves completely unwelcome in Dem politics
BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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I miss when Benito was still against the colonialism/statehood of PR and boycotting touring the US. Now all the genocidal US political figures think he’s one of them and are using his image in the likeness of campaigns of yesteryear.
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Reminds me of the Therac-25 incidents in a really grim way
*my biggest and most exhausted sigh*

"As AI Enters the Operating Room, Reports Arise of Botched Surgeries and Misidentified Body Parts"
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
wtf is an aella
look at the pro-billionaire protest yall
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Me calling my mom last night “GODDAMMIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN. MY DMV APPOINTMENT WAS 5 DAYS AGO.”
Haha I forgot to go to my drivers license renewal I had scheduled at the DMV back in November and rescheduled for February

Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?

Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Haha I forgot to go to my drivers license renewal I had scheduled at the DMV back in November and rescheduled for February

Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?

Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Worth noting that the Trump admin today reaffirmed its opposition to annexation of the occupied West Bank— and this should reaffirm to everyone who pays attention that words do not mean anything if actions are absent. Whether it's a Democrat or a Republican, de facto annexation has been occurring.
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Stop trying to reform something that should be DEMOLISHED BRICK BY BRICK UNTIL NOTHING REMAINS
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Welp. This is horrifying.
Tomorrow I will testify before subcommittee of House Judiciary Committee against the proposed "Preserving a Sharia-Free America Act," which would authorize exclusion/deportation of all or most non-citizen Muslim immigrants. My written testimony posted here: reason.com/wp-content/u...
reason.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
ngl, my major fear about if she became the dem nominee would be that she is literally Texas’ Newsom. She’d be all about the social media attention for her snappy quips and comebacks. (This is not to say I think her politics are the same as Newsom’s. She is more progressive.)
Hmmm is it a bad sign that I, a person in Texas, would have 0 clue that Rep. Crockett is running for senate if not for people on Bluesky talking about it?

like uhhhh
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hmmm is it a bad sign that I, a person in Texas, would have 0 clue that Rep. Crockett is running for senate if not for people on Bluesky talking about it?

like uhhhh
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
what the actual fuck is a panican

that is not a word
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
me when Dr. Alan Grant is banned because Epstein talked about Jurassic park one time to someone
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Super proud of this one! Pointalism is a hand killer, but the results are incredibly satisfying! Pointalist style lavender field done in art class 💜
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
*sigh* guess it’s time to cancel nitro because this is a terrible move on discord’s part and I can at least protest with my money
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Bro the women literally said “he’s an Arab”

And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”

HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.

I miss this Republican Party.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
My dog, Amelia, tends to get REALLY jealous if I start talking on the phone at all. Like will leave the room she was in to come to me to steal my blanket and stand on top of me-kind of jealous
February 9, 2026 at 10:34 AM
since the pronouns labeler was tossed into the void, looks like Rip stepped in to immediately replace it lmao
Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
If there’s one country that absolutely has 0 leg to stand on when it comes to foreigners committing crimes, IT WOULD BE GODDAMN BELGIUM

THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
It’s impressive people literally will say shit like “Epstein ate children”

dude what the fuck

How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
If you’re managing to legit just do blood libel against Epstein, you may be a Nazi!
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM