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Samantha Burns
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Alright here’s my 2026 bingo card
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in awe of this mural at the museum of biblical art in dallas where hitler is not only depicted as bigger than jesus but also appears at least TWICE if you look close enough
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 AM
what a sentence
don’t be ableist, it’s above saluting hitler
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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There are people in the comments of the Occupy Dems post calmly explaining that it’s important to specifically identify Jews in the Epstein emails because (they falsely claim) the Talmud tells Jews to rape children and sacrifice them to our evil god etc. Concerning!
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Like this is exactly the kind of crowd they’ve attracted with messaging like this.

The pizza gate believers, the protocols of the elders of Zion believers, the Nick Fuentes fans, etc.
This is the kind of person defending Occupy Democrats under their post FYI

(Any vague allusion to “them” or “those people” etc. means Jews in this context FYI)

Congrats on having pizza gate weirdos on your side!

A 🧵 of screenshots:
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
This is the kind of person defending Occupy Democrats under their post FYI

(Any vague allusion to “them” or “those people” etc. means Jews in this context FYI)

Congrats on having pizza gate weirdos on your side!

A 🧵 of screenshots:
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
If you think this isn’t antisemitic and is just harmless, yeah this is the type of shit that the alt right has done for years.

They may as well have said (((Les Wexner))) because it means the exact same thing.
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Democrats need to make the sarcastic whiny baby voice standard operating procedure. "oh im so vewy sowwy did i hurt mr trump's widdle feewings?"
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
YOU LITERALLY VOTED YES FOR The Financial Services and General Government and National Security, Department of State, and Related Programs Appropriations Act a month ago!!!

You implied that immigrants should pick cotton!

Talarico meanwhile is doing Spanish-language ads!
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Pleasantly surprised by how my crashing waves went
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
bro did all of this after taking home bronze???

nah this is gold medal behavior only
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Oh great, we’ve got a fandom for the female fascist leading Japan

That’s not worrisome
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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really hard to overstate how much AIPAC fucked up here - not only did they push out the more pro-Israel candidate for not toeing their exact line, they started a blood feud with him and are clearly in the process of making themselves completely unwelcome in Dem politics
BIG NEWS FROM NJ-11: former Rep. Tom Malinowski concedes, congratulates Analilia Mejia on a positive and well-run campaign, blames AIPAC for his loss, and promises to vigorously oppose anyone AIPAC backs against Mejia in June
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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I miss when Benito was still against the colonialism/statehood of PR and boycotting touring the US. Now all the genocidal US political figures think he’s one of them and are using his image in the likeness of campaigns of yesteryear.
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Reminds me of the Therac-25 incidents in a really grim way
*my biggest and most exhausted sigh*

"As AI Enters the Operating Room, Reports Arise of Botched Surgeries and Misidentified Body Parts"
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 AM
wtf is an aella
look at the pro-billionaire protest yall
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Me calling my mom last night “GODDAMMIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN. MY DMV APPOINTMENT WAS 5 DAYS AGO.”
Haha I forgot to go to my drivers license renewal I had scheduled at the DMV back in November and rescheduled for February

Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?

Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Haha I forgot to go to my drivers license renewal I had scheduled at the DMV back in November and rescheduled for February

Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?

Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Worth noting that the Trump admin today reaffirmed its opposition to annexation of the occupied West Bank— and this should reaffirm to everyone who pays attention that words do not mean anything if actions are absent. Whether it's a Democrat or a Republican, de facto annexation has been occurring.
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Stop trying to reform something that should be DEMOLISHED BRICK BY BRICK UNTIL NOTHING REMAINS
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Welp. This is horrifying.
Tomorrow I will testify before subcommittee of House Judiciary Committee against the proposed "Preserving a Sharia-Free America Act," which would authorize exclusion/deportation of all or most non-citizen Muslim immigrants. My written testimony posted here: reason.com/wp-content/u...
reason.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
ngl, my major fear about if she became the dem nominee would be that she is literally Texas’ Newsom. She’d be all about the social media attention for her snappy quips and comebacks. (This is not to say I think her politics are the same as Newsom’s. She is more progressive.)
Hmmm is it a bad sign that I, a person in Texas, would have 0 clue that Rep. Crockett is running for senate if not for people on Bluesky talking about it?

like uhhhh
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hmmm is it a bad sign that I, a person in Texas, would have 0 clue that Rep. Crockett is running for senate if not for people on Bluesky talking about it?

like uhhhh
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
what the actual fuck is a panican

that is not a word
The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM