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Samantha Burns
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · Jan 1
Alright here’s my 2026 bingo card
My predictions include: Mr Beast kills someone King Charles dies Japan declares war on China FFXIV announces next expansion Putin dies Someone steals Charlie Kirk’s corpse Falling piece of space debris kills someone Washington monument finally collapses Donald Trump dies China invades Taiwan Someone vandalizes the Trump-Kennedy center Hawai’i secedes from the United States Elon Musk does something explicitly pro-Nazi (that’s a free space) Puerto Rico declares war on the United States Pete Buttegieg does a Matthew Broderick (aka kills someone with his car) A famous celebrity dies in the same way that David Carradine did 9/11 2: electric boogaloo Joe Biden dies Dave Chapelle goes back to Saudi Arabia James Cameron announces 5 new avatar films Supreme Court resignation Nicki Minaj does a Candace Owens diss track Russia gives up on Ukraine Netanyahu goes to The Hague White history day becomes a holiday And my 4 most ridiculous predictions are: Grassy Knoll 2: electric boogaloo Someone steals the Mona Lisa Australia sinks into the ocean Lib Jan 6th
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Yeah, i went to the weirdo’s profile originally expecting them to be like hardcore Zionist posting constantly, and instead I was just baffled by what I saw.
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Ryan Coogler thought he could pull one over on me by trying to pretend they were Irish!

But haha I know better
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
*nods knowingly*

The vampires in sinners were explicitly a metaphor for Jews
February 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Weren’t *originally vampires.

Almost like it had something to do with colorblind racism and trying to force everyone to get along without addressing the root problem.
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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@jazzpomegranate.com you gotta see this
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Gotta admit, I’ve never seen someone defend Sinners on the basis that there ISN’T racial undertones
cheesecakechik.bsky.social Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 5h
To be fair to this person, they seem to have negative media literacy, so I imagine they’re lacking in other areas too
Aufootballsucks12.bsky.social: sinners is an amazing movie so obviously Matt Walsh has to think there's racial undertones to it, when if you actually watch the movie the vampire kills the kkk members and learns of their plot by killing them. so its not at all saying white people = vampires.. Jamelle Bouie: in any case i'd describe coogler (like peele) as very much being the children of stephen spielberg and if they were white this would be abundantly clear Aufootballsucks12 quoted this with: people who tried to read some bigger theme of white people being vampires and are just trying to suck the life and blood out of black people are just trying to look to be triggered by black people existing.
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
To be fair to this person, they seem to have negative media literacy, so I imagine they’re lacking in other areas too
Aufootballsucks12.bsky.social: sinners is an amazing movie so obviously Matt Walsh has to think there's racial undertones to it, when if you actually watch the movie the vampire kills the kkk members and learns of their plot by killing them. so its not at all saying white people = vampires.. Jamelle Bouie: in any case i'd describe coogler (like peele) as very much being the children of stephen spielberg and if they were white this would be abundantly clear Aufootballsucks12 quoted this with: people who tried to read some bigger theme of white people being vampires and are just trying to suck the life and blood out of black people are just trying to look to be triggered by black people existing.
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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if your money was on "oh my god you unbelievable dipshit why did you embarrass me on international television we are obviously not getting back together" congratulations please come collect your winnings
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I have since been informed that someone attempted to do this discourse but sincerely
cheesecakechik.bsky.social Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 20h
Noticing but leftistly is always fun.

Horseshoe theory in action!

(This is a joke. I would never actually call occupy dems leftist in a million years)
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I genuinely can’t remember, I always assumed it was the latter but I honestly don’t know
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
GODDAMMIT lmao I forgot I followed @illumi.meme ‘s fuckin parody page on Facebook because I opened Facebook up to see if occupy dems has responded at all to the people calling them out and the first thing I see is this shit
(Not so) fun fact: Donald Trump is named in the Epstein Files more than Jesus in names in the Bible
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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aminus.bsky.social
antisemites doing the meme:

billionaires: I sleep
Jewish billionaires: [lightning eyes] real shit
joelhs.bsky.social Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 20h
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
Occupy Democrats post: "BREAKING: Kash Patel was just busted LYING TO CONGRESS in order to protect pedophiles! Rep. Thomas Massie and Rep. Ro Khanna have successfully been able to view a slew of unredacted Epstein files, and they discovered that Trump’s disgraced and wildly incompetent FBI Director Kash Patel has been lying to Congess, under oath, in order to protect the other rich and powerful men who played major roles in the Epstein sex-trafficking ring. Thanks to pressure from Massie and Khanna, the DOJ reluctantly unredacted an FBI report naming Jewish billionaire Les Wexner, owner of Victoria’s Secret and notorious Epstein associate, as one of the co-conspirators in the sex-trafficking ring. “This is significant because Kash Patel testified to Congress that FBI had no evidence of other sex traffickers. This is FBI’s own 2019 document listing Wexner as a coconspirator in child sex trafficking. It wasn’t unredacted until tonight,” said Khanna’s partner-in-justice, Rep. Thomas Massie, on Twitter on February 10th. The two spent two hours on February 9th examining unredacted Epstein files and were shocked at what they saw. “Most of the unredacted files were redacted—70 to 80 percent. Massie and I saw that there were six men who were co‑conspirators and were being protected. Those names need to be made public. " "There’s no excuse for releasing survivors’ names while protecting these six men. There are probably more. In just two hours, we saw that these six men were being protected.” Kash Patel’s FBI is actively engaged in a cover-up on behalf of serial pedophiles and must be fired immediately — and held accountable for his own role in protecting pedophiles."
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
You guys had a bunch of Jews controlling every aspect of your lives and you're afraid of the CCP? The chosen ones have been naughty They wonder why people hate Jews Let me guess Les is currently hiding in Israel? And won't face prosecution and life as we know it goes on, kids still get taken by the same people and the Jewish run media in all western countries change the topic. Sound about right
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Continued!
A Jewish link (Thinking emoji, rage cursing emoji) I am proudly "antisemitic" especially when it describes a cult of crimes and pedophiles Mostly of these pedophiles are jews or linked to the Mossad Now we know why people are saying Epstein is alive and living in israel
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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I was sharing these with @jazzpomegranate.com last night over the phone while I was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
These are some of my favorites, alongside the random North Korea one from the previous post
The patels run America not the white man he's second in command. Notice how every india store you go to their last name is patel. Their even in the medical field and technology field however these are the real African Americans because India is in Africa for starters then they moved to America which make them by birth African Americans Kash Patel when he saw Trump's tiny mushroom head pee pee. (Two cry laughing emojis) Come on by now yall should know better they have been getting away with so many different things and nobody has been punish for anything I mean let look at the bailouts of the banks that lost people money by using their banking accounts for their own used and lost trillions and the American taxpayers had to pay for their debt and let look at the wars that were fought because of greedy people who wanted oil for their own used and American die in the twin towers destruction to go to war and let look at Afghanistan war because of big Pharmaceutical companies need the poppy fields to make their drugs for medicine and how they allow millions of foreigners to come from foreign countries and bring the American economy down so they could delete the federal reserves notes and make it digital to follow every transaction American make where they already do that in China and Britain and other countries and nobody has been punish and we know that 1000s of young people are going missing every day in America and now the story of human traffic is hitting social media and the news media and all this stuff about Jeffery Espstin and how he operates a sex trafficking system that got a lot of powerful people filmed having sexual intercouse with under age children and we know some of the names but nobody but one person has been punish and that person is a woman not one man but Jeffery and a list of people on a list and by now everyone should know that nothing is going to happen because the people in charge of punishing crime only punish the poor people mostly black people and Latino and the poor white people so if yall think that they will punish those rich people who commit sex crimes against under age children will come to justice yall need to think again because the fact is that the rich will always rule (Continued in next post) the world and run the world remember that Europe was rule by feudalism system and Germany socialism and authoritarian dictatorships call communism of Russia so why would they change their system to give the people their free will because capitalism is only for the rich corporation owners and ain't none of us own any corporation except the time clock and why in the world we blame other poor people for not getting higher pay when the corporation owners get all of the profit and got people blaming those who don't pay their salaries wake up yall still dreaming
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I need you to understand just how much psychic damage I got from going through the Facebook comments last night
Screenshots of Facebook comments all underneath the occupy democrats post: They are doing some sort of North Korea drug LIAR # 5, always there when ya need a LIAR... Attached is an image of a list That list is: #1 LIAR tRUMP #2 LIAR Vance Hillbilly #3 LIAR Johnsons'son #4 LIAR the Nazi Miller #5 LIAR Ca$he'd the check #6 LIAR PamPam Bambi #7 LIAR Voice of Daily Lies Levitt #8 LIAR Down Wells #9 LIAR Her-land NO-EM #10 LIAR WAR-SETH-LOL Because lying is only legal for demontards. Krash PayPal hasn't got the brains God gave a goldfish. Impeach the SOB.
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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cheesecakechik.bsky.social
what a sentence
jazzpomegranate.com cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.com · 15h
don’t be ableist, it’s above saluting hitler
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Well yes obviously, I was just pointing out a common misconception
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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jazzpomegranate.com
in awe of this mural at the museum of biblical art in dallas where hitler is not only depicted as bigger than jesus but also appears at least TWICE if you look close enough
mural at the museum of biblical art featuring like famous historical figures all surrounding jesus on a cross. hitler’s up there a lot for some reason…
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
what a sentence
jazzpomegranate.com cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.com · 15h
don’t be ableist, it’s above saluting hitler
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Huh. Spent a stupid amount of time wondering who the guy in the confederate uniform infront of the confederate flag must’ve been before I realized it was Lee.

I guess I had no recollection of what Lee looked like.

It literally took me going “well grant’s right there- OH ITS LEE”
February 11, 2026 at 9:21 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Oh my god I literally am blind, it’s next to Hitler
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
I must be blind, haven’t seen yalta yet
February 11, 2026 at 9:17 AM
cheesecakechik.bsky.social
(He’s located a little bit under the Eiffel Tower)
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 AM