Samantha Burns
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wtf is an aella
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
wtf is an aella
Me calling my mom last night “GODDAMMIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN. MY DMV APPOINTMENT WAS 5 DAYS AGO.”
Haha I forgot to go to my drivers license renewal I had scheduled at the DMV back in November and rescheduled for February
Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?
Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?
Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Me calling my mom last night “GODDAMMIT IT HAPPENED AGAIN. MY DMV APPOINTMENT WAS 5 DAYS AGO.”
Haha I forgot to go to my drivers license renewal I had scheduled at the DMV back in November and rescheduled for February
Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?
Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?
Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Haha I forgot to go to my drivers license renewal I had scheduled at the DMV back in November and rescheduled for February
Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?
Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
Wouldn’t it be funny if I did that a second time?
Anyways, my new DMV appointment is in March
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Worth noting that the Trump admin today reaffirmed its opposition to annexation of the occupied West Bank— and this should reaffirm to everyone who pays attention that words do not mean anything if actions are absent. Whether it's a Democrat or a Republican, de facto annexation has been occurring.
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Worth noting that the Trump admin today reaffirmed its opposition to annexation of the occupied West Bank— and this should reaffirm to everyone who pays attention that words do not mean anything if actions are absent. Whether it's a Democrat or a Republican, de facto annexation has been occurring.
Stop trying to reform something that should be DEMOLISHED BRICK BY BRICK UNTIL NOTHING REMAINS
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Stop trying to reform something that should be DEMOLISHED BRICK BY BRICK UNTIL NOTHING REMAINS
Welp. This is horrifying.
Tomorrow I will testify before subcommittee of House Judiciary Committee against the proposed "Preserving a Sharia-Free America Act," which would authorize exclusion/deportation of all or most non-citizen Muslim immigrants. My written testimony posted here: reason.com/wp-content/u...
reason.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Welp. This is horrifying.
ngl, my major fear about if she became the dem nominee would be that she is literally Texas’ Newsom. She’d be all about the social media attention for her snappy quips and comebacks. (This is not to say I think her politics are the same as Newsom’s. She is more progressive.)
Hmmm is it a bad sign that I, a person in Texas, would have 0 clue that Rep. Crockett is running for senate if not for people on Bluesky talking about it?
like uhhhh
like uhhhh
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
ngl, my major fear about if she became the dem nominee would be that she is literally Texas’ Newsom. She’d be all about the social media attention for her snappy quips and comebacks. (This is not to say I think her politics are the same as Newsom’s. She is more progressive.)
Hmmm is it a bad sign that I, a person in Texas, would have 0 clue that Rep. Crockett is running for senate if not for people on Bluesky talking about it?
like uhhhh
like uhhhh
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Hmmm is it a bad sign that I, a person in Texas, would have 0 clue that Rep. Crockett is running for senate if not for people on Bluesky talking about it?
like uhhhh
like uhhhh
what the actual fuck is a panican
that is not a word
that is not a word
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
what the actual fuck is a panican
that is not a word
that is not a word
me when Dr. Alan Grant is banned because Epstein talked about Jurassic park one time to someone
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
me when Dr. Alan Grant is banned because Epstein talked about Jurassic park one time to someone
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An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
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Super proud of this one! Pointalism is a hand killer, but the results are incredibly satisfying! Pointalist style lavender field done in art class 💜
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Super proud of this one! Pointalism is a hand killer, but the results are incredibly satisfying! Pointalist style lavender field done in art class 💜
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
*sigh* guess it’s time to cancel nitro because this is a terrible move on discord’s part and I can at least protest with my money
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
*sigh* guess it’s time to cancel nitro because this is a terrible move on discord’s part and I can at least protest with my money
Bro the women literally said “he’s an Arab”
And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”
HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”
HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.
I miss this Republican Party.
I miss this Republican Party.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Bro the women literally said “he’s an Arab”
And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”
HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”
HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
My dog, Amelia, tends to get REALLY jealous if I start talking on the phone at all. Like will leave the room she was in to come to me to steal my blanket and stand on top of me-kind of jealous
February 9, 2026 at 10:34 AM
My dog, Amelia, tends to get REALLY jealous if I start talking on the phone at all. Like will leave the room she was in to come to me to steal my blanket and stand on top of me-kind of jealous
since the pronouns labeler was tossed into the void, looks like Rip stepped in to immediately replace it lmao
Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
since the pronouns labeler was tossed into the void, looks like Rip stepped in to immediately replace it lmao
If there’s one country that absolutely has 0 leg to stand on when it comes to foreigners committing crimes, IT WOULD BE GODDAMN BELGIUM
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
If there’s one country that absolutely has 0 leg to stand on when it comes to foreigners committing crimes, IT WOULD BE GODDAMN BELGIUM
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
It’s impressive people literally will say shit like “Epstein ate children”
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
If you’re managing to legit just do blood libel against Epstein, you may be a Nazi!
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
It’s impressive people literally will say shit like “Epstein ate children”
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
Like I said, Neo Nazi dogwhistle
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Like I said, Neo Nazi dogwhistle
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
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Dude was out here just designing NASA’s latest rocket, don’t judge
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Dude was out here just designing NASA’s latest rocket, don’t judge
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
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oh god…. it’s italian
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
oh god…. it’s italian
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
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He thought he was trafficking 31 yr olds
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
He thought he was trafficking 31 yr olds
Damn it really went:
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Damn it really went:
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
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Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.