Samantha Burns
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
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what the actual fuck is a panican
that is not a word
that is not a word
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
what the actual fuck is a panican
that is not a word
that is not a word
me when Dr. Alan Grant is banned because Epstein talked about Jurassic park one time to someone
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
me when Dr. Alan Grant is banned because Epstein talked about Jurassic park one time to someone
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An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
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Super proud of this one! Pointalism is a hand killer, but the results are incredibly satisfying! Pointalist style lavender field done in art class 💜
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Super proud of this one! Pointalism is a hand killer, but the results are incredibly satisfying! Pointalist style lavender field done in art class 💜
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
#art #artsky #artist #pointalism #pointalist
*sigh* guess it’s time to cancel nitro because this is a terrible move on discord’s part and I can at least protest with my money
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
*sigh* guess it’s time to cancel nitro because this is a terrible move on discord’s part and I can at least protest with my money
Bro the women literally said “he’s an Arab”
And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”
HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”
HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.
I miss this Republican Party.
I miss this Republican Party.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Bro the women literally said “he’s an Arab”
And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”
HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
And McCain was like “No ma’am, he’s a decent family man.”
HOW IS THAT NOT RACIST AS HELL
My dog, Amelia, tends to get REALLY jealous if I start talking on the phone at all. Like will leave the room she was in to come to me to steal my blanket and stand on top of me-kind of jealous
February 9, 2026 at 10:34 AM
My dog, Amelia, tends to get REALLY jealous if I start talking on the phone at all. Like will leave the room she was in to come to me to steal my blanket and stand on top of me-kind of jealous
since the pronouns labeler was tossed into the void, looks like Rip stepped in to immediately replace it lmao
Click into this thread to choose your displayed pronouns
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
since the pronouns labeler was tossed into the void, looks like Rip stepped in to immediately replace it lmao
If there’s one country that absolutely has 0 leg to stand on when it comes to foreigners committing crimes, IT WOULD BE GODDAMN BELGIUM
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
If there’s one country that absolutely has 0 leg to stand on when it comes to foreigners committing crimes, IT WOULD BE GODDAMN BELGIUM
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
THAT WAS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE THING IN THE BELGIAN CONGO
It’s impressive people literally will say shit like “Epstein ate children”
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
If you’re managing to legit just do blood libel against Epstein, you may be a Nazi!
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
It’s impressive people literally will say shit like “Epstein ate children”
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
dude what the fuck
How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time
Like I said, Neo Nazi dogwhistle
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Like I said, Neo Nazi dogwhistle
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
Motherfucker is out here claiming Epstein and friends were EATING children and claiming it’s possible for Jews to be racist to “non-Jews” as a race
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Dude was out here just designing NASA’s latest rocket, don’t judge
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Dude was out here just designing NASA’s latest rocket, don’t judge
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
8======D~~~ (that’s the rocket blasting off)
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oh god…. it’s italian
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
oh god…. it’s italian
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
February 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
mfers out here trying to call this dyslexic writing
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
When he writes transmission as “transionni”
And touch as “tounch”
HUH
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He thought he was trafficking 31 yr olds
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
He thought he was trafficking 31 yr olds
Damn it really went:
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Damn it really went:
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
Mental health is important because Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat
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Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Impressive mental health section on Jasmine Crockett's website this morning. Check out that second paragraph.
I have a lot of questions about when exactly my mom came over and took my toothbrush to her house to replace the head of it instead of just… giving me a head to replace myself
But apparently that’s what happened lmao
But apparently that’s what happened lmao
wtf how did my electric toothbrush randomly go missing when I only ever leave it and/or charge it in my bathroom by my sink
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I have a lot of questions about when exactly my mom came over and took my toothbrush to her house to replace the head of it instead of just… giving me a head to replace myself
But apparently that’s what happened lmao
But apparently that’s what happened lmao
wtf how did my electric toothbrush randomly go missing when I only ever leave it and/or charge it in my bathroom by my sink
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
wtf how did my electric toothbrush randomly go missing when I only ever leave it and/or charge it in my bathroom by my sink
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
Did it get abducted by aliens or some shit
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Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild
me when there’s that little known artist named Frida Kahlo who literally got impaled through her pelvis in a bus accident that obviously permanently disabled her
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
me when there’s that little known artist named Frida Kahlo who literally got impaled through her pelvis in a bus accident that obviously permanently disabled her
She’s out here talking like this as if she’s not gentrifying the concept of colonization by applying it to people being against AI.
February 7, 2026 at 12:56 AM
She’s out here talking like this as if she’s not gentrifying the concept of colonization by applying it to people being against AI.
LETS GO GIVE US MORE SOB STORIES ABOUT THE JAMAICAN IMMIGRANTS WHO MOVED FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM OF BECOMING A LANDLORD AND THUS ANTI-LANDLORD POLICIES ARE ACTUALLY RACIST
TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS ANTI-ASIAN AND ANTISEMITIC TO BE AGAINST LANDLORDS
TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS ANTI-ASIAN AND ANTISEMITIC TO BE AGAINST LANDLORDS
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
LETS GO GIVE US MORE SOB STORIES ABOUT THE JAMAICAN IMMIGRANTS WHO MOVED FOR THE AMERICAN DREAM OF BECOMING A LANDLORD AND THUS ANTI-LANDLORD POLICIES ARE ACTUALLY RACIST
TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS ANTI-ASIAN AND ANTISEMITIC TO BE AGAINST LANDLORDS
TELL ME ABOUT HOW ITS ANTI-ASIAN AND ANTISEMITIC TO BE AGAINST LANDLORDS
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That's it. You're getting nothing but The Todd from now on. You've earned it.
February 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
That's it. You're getting nothing but The Todd from now on. You've earned it.
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There goes the IOC's FIFA Peace Prize...
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
There goes the IOC's FIFA Peace Prize...