Samantha Burns
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this isn’t even the first year he’s done this, though it is the first time he did it on my birthday itself
Pretty sure I was 20 when he was talking about “so when you turn 18”
Pretty sure I was 20 when he was talking about “so when you turn 18”
My dad managed to wish me a happy birthday while also getting my age wrong. Nice lmao
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
this isn’t even the first year he’s done this, though it is the first time he did it on my birthday itself
Pretty sure I was 20 when he was talking about “so when you turn 18”
Pretty sure I was 20 when he was talking about “so when you turn 18”
My dad managed to wish me a happy birthday while also getting my age wrong. Nice lmao
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
My dad managed to wish me a happy birthday while also getting my age wrong. Nice lmao
To say this shit in the month that was literally picked because Lincoln’s birthday is today and Frederick Douglass’ birthday is in two days is fucking WILD
Bluesky "leftist": "Frederick Douglass wasn't literate enough to read and understand the Constitution. I am very smart and woke."
Doing great folks, just great.
Doing great folks, just great.
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
To say this shit in the month that was literally picked because Lincoln’s birthday is today and Frederick Douglass’ birthday is in two days is fucking WILD
it’s so cool how they can just do that i guess
BREAKING: The EPA revokes scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger the public health, removing a key basis for the climate change fight.
Live updates: Trump's EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change
The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding at the center of U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, a significant rollback of regulations.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
it’s so cool how they can just do that i guess
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Posted this yesterday. And I cried hard when I saw the WHO update. (Hadn't checked in a while.)
I don't think many realize how fortunate we are to be alive now and not anytime before 1900, where for hundreds of thousands of years, saying goodbye to your babies was just... part of being human.
I don't think many realize how fortunate we are to be alive now and not anytime before 1900, where for hundreds of thousands of years, saying goodbye to your babies was just... part of being human.
Two-thirds of humanity have received a mRNA Covid vaccine. There are almost 9 billion of us! 6 billion people have not dropped from basic medical care.
data.who.int/dashboards/c...
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COVID-19 vaccines | WHO COVID-19 dashboard
The latest data for coronavirus (COVID-19) vaccines and vaccination coverage from the WHO COVID-19 dashboard.
data.who.int
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Posted this yesterday. And I cried hard when I saw the WHO update. (Hadn't checked in a while.)
I don't think many realize how fortunate we are to be alive now and not anytime before 1900, where for hundreds of thousands of years, saying goodbye to your babies was just... part of being human.
I don't think many realize how fortunate we are to be alive now and not anytime before 1900, where for hundreds of thousands of years, saying goodbye to your babies was just... part of being human.
the inverse of California declaring that bees are fish:
🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
the inverse of California declaring that bees are fish:
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Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks.
Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.
Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.
February 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks.
Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.
Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.
lmfao this is guaranteed to absolutely end in disaster
Oh for fuck sake. How is anyone still falling for this bullshit? You can’t just dig tunnels in Florida. Our unofficial state fish is the sink hole. Anyway. RIP Harry Potter land, swallowed by Elon Musk’s giant unfinished hole in the ground probably.
Elon Musk’s tunneling company tapped to link Universal parks
The company is best known for creating the underground Las Vegas Loop. But little is known about how The Boring Company intends to proceed in Central Florida, including how it might approach constr…
www.orlandosentinel.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
lmfao this is guaranteed to absolutely end in disaster
Gotta admit, I’ve never seen someone defend Sinners on the basis that there ISN’T racial undertones
To be fair to this person, they seem to have negative media literacy, so I imagine they’re lacking in other areas too
February 11, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Gotta admit, I’ve never seen someone defend Sinners on the basis that there ISN’T racial undertones
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if your money was on "oh my god you unbelievable dipshit why did you embarrass me on international television we are obviously not getting back together" congratulations please come collect your winnings
Sturla Holm Laegreid's ex-girlfriend responds after his cheating confession at Olympics
Sturla Holm Laegreid's ex-girlfriend responds after his cheating confession at Olympics
The ex-girlfriend of Norwegian biathlete Sturla Holm Laegreid has said his actions are "hard to forgive" after he admitted to cheating on her in a live television interview after winning a bronze medal.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
if your money was on "oh my god you unbelievable dipshit why did you embarrass me on international television we are obviously not getting back together" congratulations please come collect your winnings
I have since been informed that someone attempted to do this discourse but sincerely
Noticing but leftistly is always fun.
Horseshoe theory in action!
(This is a joke. I would never actually call occupy dems leftist in a million years)
Horseshoe theory in action!
(This is a joke. I would never actually call occupy dems leftist in a million years)
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I have since been informed that someone attempted to do this discourse but sincerely
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antisemites doing the meme:
billionaires: I sleep
Jewish billionaires: [lightning eyes] real shit
billionaires: I sleep
Jewish billionaires: [lightning eyes] real shit
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
antisemites doing the meme:
billionaires: I sleep
Jewish billionaires: [lightning eyes] real shit
billionaires: I sleep
Jewish billionaires: [lightning eyes] real shit
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what a sentence
don’t be ableist, it’s above saluting hitler
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
what a sentence
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in awe of this mural at the museum of biblical art in dallas where hitler is not only depicted as bigger than jesus but also appears at least TWICE if you look close enough
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 AM
in awe of this mural at the museum of biblical art in dallas where hitler is not only depicted as bigger than jesus but also appears at least TWICE if you look close enough
what a sentence
don’t be ableist, it’s above saluting hitler
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
what a sentence
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
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There are people in the comments of the Occupy Dems post calmly explaining that it’s important to specifically identify Jews in the Epstein emails because (they falsely claim) the Talmud tells Jews to rape children and sacrifice them to our evil god etc. Concerning!
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
There are people in the comments of the Occupy Dems post calmly explaining that it’s important to specifically identify Jews in the Epstein emails because (they falsely claim) the Talmud tells Jews to rape children and sacrifice them to our evil god etc. Concerning!
Like this is exactly the kind of crowd they’ve attracted with messaging like this.
The pizza gate believers, the protocols of the elders of Zion believers, the Nick Fuentes fans, etc.
The pizza gate believers, the protocols of the elders of Zion believers, the Nick Fuentes fans, etc.
This is the kind of person defending Occupy Democrats under their post FYI
(Any vague allusion to “them” or “those people” etc. means Jews in this context FYI)
Congrats on having pizza gate weirdos on your side!
A 🧵 of screenshots:
(Any vague allusion to “them” or “those people” etc. means Jews in this context FYI)
Congrats on having pizza gate weirdos on your side!
A 🧵 of screenshots:
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Like this is exactly the kind of crowd they’ve attracted with messaging like this.
The pizza gate believers, the protocols of the elders of Zion believers, the Nick Fuentes fans, etc.
The pizza gate believers, the protocols of the elders of Zion believers, the Nick Fuentes fans, etc.
This is the kind of person defending Occupy Democrats under their post FYI
(Any vague allusion to “them” or “those people” etc. means Jews in this context FYI)
Congrats on having pizza gate weirdos on your side!
A 🧵 of screenshots:
(Any vague allusion to “them” or “those people” etc. means Jews in this context FYI)
Congrats on having pizza gate weirdos on your side!
A 🧵 of screenshots:
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This is the kind of person defending Occupy Democrats under their post FYI
(Any vague allusion to “them” or “those people” etc. means Jews in this context FYI)
Congrats on having pizza gate weirdos on your side!
A 🧵 of screenshots:
(Any vague allusion to “them” or “those people” etc. means Jews in this context FYI)
Congrats on having pizza gate weirdos on your side!
A 🧵 of screenshots:
If you think this isn’t antisemitic and is just harmless, yeah this is the type of shit that the alt right has done for years.
They may as well have said (((Les Wexner))) because it means the exact same thing.
They may as well have said (((Les Wexner))) because it means the exact same thing.
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
If you think this isn’t antisemitic and is just harmless, yeah this is the type of shit that the alt right has done for years.
They may as well have said (((Les Wexner))) because it means the exact same thing.
They may as well have said (((Les Wexner))) because it means the exact same thing.
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Democrats need to make the sarcastic whiny baby voice standard operating procedure. "oh im so vewy sowwy did i hurt mr trump's widdle feewings?"
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Democrats need to make the sarcastic whiny baby voice standard operating procedure. "oh im so vewy sowwy did i hurt mr trump's widdle feewings?"
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YOU LITERALLY VOTED YES FOR The Financial Services and General Government and National Security, Department of State, and Related Programs Appropriations Act a month ago!!!
You implied that immigrants should pick cotton!
Talarico meanwhile is doing Spanish-language ads!
You implied that immigrants should pick cotton!
Talarico meanwhile is doing Spanish-language ads!
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
YOU LITERALLY VOTED YES FOR The Financial Services and General Government and National Security, Department of State, and Related Programs Appropriations Act a month ago!!!
You implied that immigrants should pick cotton!
Talarico meanwhile is doing Spanish-language ads!
You implied that immigrants should pick cotton!
Talarico meanwhile is doing Spanish-language ads!
Pleasantly surprised by how my crashing waves went
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Pleasantly surprised by how my crashing waves went