Samantha Burns
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
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Time to put my night guard on and hope that doesn’t pop my temporary crown off lol
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Time to put my night guard on and hope that doesn’t pop my temporary crown off lol
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Instead of pro-nouns, I'm focusing on pro-ducing middle class jobs for the American people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Instead of pro-nouns, I'm focusing on pro-ducing middle class jobs for the American people.
This is a true story
Turns out the best Thanksgiving was the one where it doesn’t exist lol
Turns out the best Thanksgiving was the one where it doesn’t exist lol
Skill issue, the best Thanksgiving I ever had was the year I randomly woke up sick and then couldn’t go.
It was so great that I’ve never participated in Thanksgiving since lol
It was so great that I’ve never participated in Thanksgiving since lol
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is a true story
Turns out the best Thanksgiving was the one where it doesn’t exist lol
Turns out the best Thanksgiving was the one where it doesn’t exist lol
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Finally I can live out my dream of smelling like *reads bottle* holiday pickles?
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Finally I can live out my dream of smelling like *reads bottle* holiday pickles?
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The only pronouns I care about are you. And S. and A!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The only pronouns I care about are you. And S. and A!!!!
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
have you considered just not voting for the national defense bill lol
seems like the simple solution
seems like the simple solution
Please watch this.
The Senate killed a bill to ban state regulation of AI by a vote of 99-1 this spring. Now the industry - eager to stay unregulated - and Trump are scheming to shove the provision in the national defense bill.
You need to know this, so you can help stop it.
The Senate killed a bill to ban state regulation of AI by a vote of 99-1 this spring. Now the industry - eager to stay unregulated - and Trump are scheming to shove the provision in the national defense bill.
You need to know this, so you can help stop it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
have you considered just not voting for the national defense bill lol
seems like the simple solution
seems like the simple solution
Nature is healing
(Just saw a massive billboard for an adult store in Dallas)
(Just saw a massive billboard for an adult store in Dallas)
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nature is healing
(Just saw a massive billboard for an adult store in Dallas)
(Just saw a massive billboard for an adult store in Dallas)
Alright, appointment #2 of the day is done! (Haircut)
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Alright, appointment #2 of the day is done! (Haircut)
Me when I’m waiting for my haircut but it’s been 40 minutes late and I can’t push it more than starting another 20 minutes later because I’ve got my 6 months post op I’ve got to go to as well
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me when I’m waiting for my haircut but it’s been 40 minutes late and I can’t push it more than starting another 20 minutes later because I’ve got my 6 months post op I’ve got to go to as well
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“We’ve lost shamwow” I say to my son who has largely decided not to talk to me anymore
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“We’ve lost shamwow” I say to my son who has largely decided not to talk to me anymore
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Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
November 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
Alright, front tooth grinded down and temporary crown in lmao
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Alright, front tooth grinded down and temporary crown in lmao
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i love this website
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i love this website
FUCK IT SWITCHED BACK TO COUNTRY MUSIC
KILL ME
THIS IS THE MOST HICK SONG PLAYING
KILL ME
THIS IS THE MOST HICK SONG PLAYING
Currently on the endsinger’s theme.
Already listened to Footfalls, Zodiark’s theme, Flow, and Close in the Distance
Already listened to Footfalls, Zodiark’s theme, Flow, and Close in the Distance
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
FUCK IT SWITCHED BACK TO COUNTRY MUSIC
KILL ME
THIS IS THE MOST HICK SONG PLAYING
KILL ME
THIS IS THE MOST HICK SONG PLAYING
Now it’s a version of answers? But like dramatic. And instrumental.
Currently on the endsinger’s theme.
Already listened to Footfalls, Zodiark’s theme, Flow, and Close in the Distance
Already listened to Footfalls, Zodiark’s theme, Flow, and Close in the Distance
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Now it’s a version of answers? But like dramatic. And instrumental.
Lmao at my dentist and they asked me if I had any music preference (the default is country, ew) and I was like “uhh final fantasy 14” so I’m now listening to Endwalker and it’s hilarious
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Lmao at my dentist and they asked me if I had any music preference (the default is country, ew) and I was like “uhh final fantasy 14” so I’m now listening to Endwalker and it’s hilarious
pretty sure his neck just did that
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
pretty sure his neck just did that
ugh, I’ve got to get up early tomorrow for the dentist. Ugggggh
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
ugh, I’ve got to get up early tomorrow for the dentist. Ugggggh
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Christian-centric atheists: unlike you I recognize that all religions are equally stupid
Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party
Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party
Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Christian-centric atheists: unlike you I recognize that all religions are equally stupid
Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party
Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
Me: I don’t want to wear an ugly Christmas sweater to a work party
Christian-centric atheists: IT ISNT EVEN RELIGIOUS AND BESIDES IF IT WERE IT ISNT ANYMORE AND I WEAR ONE EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU?????
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IM SCREAMING- THIS IS THEIR LEGIT WEBSITE
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
IM SCREAMING- THIS IS THEIR LEGIT WEBSITE
Person who bought this 6 months later: so my grill keeps trying to tell me about white genocide??? And the plight of the Boers?? How do I get it to stop doing that when friends are over?
(With alt text)
(With alt text)
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Person who bought this 6 months later: so my grill keeps trying to tell me about white genocide??? And the plight of the Boers?? How do I get it to stop doing that when friends are over?
(With alt text)
(With alt text)
Getting sent to the camps not because of Parkinson’s or connective tissue disorders or anything
But because I’m 4’11”
But because I’m 4’11”
They’re doing eugenics right out in the open now, largely because Trump, RFK Jr, Dr Oz and the rest of the fascists have been pushing a eugenicist agenda since they seized control.
It’s white Christian nationalism and it’s dangerous.
Disabled people are not “imperfect”.
We are also not expendable
It’s white Christian nationalism and it’s dangerous.
Disabled people are not “imperfect”.
We are also not expendable
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Getting sent to the camps not because of Parkinson’s or connective tissue disorders or anything
But because I’m 4’11”
But because I’m 4’11”
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interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function
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“Ask your doctor about Opdivo Qvantig” Okay but I’m worried she’ll think I’m having a stroke
October 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Ask your doctor about Opdivo Qvantig” Okay but I’m worried she’ll think I’m having a stroke