Samantha Burns
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
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we may have deported people, but we did it without disturbing ✨your brunch✨
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
we may have deported people, but we did it without disturbing ✨your brunch✨
This is so dangerous. For so many reasons.
This is actively incentivizing a child rapist to kill their victim while they’re at it.
This is encouraging victims to never speak up for the guilt of knowing that they got someone executed.
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This is actively incentivizing a child rapist to kill their victim while they’re at it.
This is encouraging victims to never speak up for the guilt of knowing that they got someone executed.
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As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 AM
This is so dangerous. For so many reasons.
This is actively incentivizing a child rapist to kill their victim while they’re at it.
This is encouraging victims to never speak up for the guilt of knowing that they got someone executed.
(Alt text in replies)
This is actively incentivizing a child rapist to kill their victim while they’re at it.
This is encouraging victims to never speak up for the guilt of knowing that they got someone executed.
(Alt text in replies)
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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People will be like “LLMs are so smart!”
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
People will be like “LLMs are so smart!”
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
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People will be like “LLMs are so smart!”
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
People will be like “LLMs are so smart!”
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
Ok then explain this shit where it tried to tell me Jabba the Hutt’s dad tried to sue Leia for damages in court in cloud city
This never happened!
I just wanted a wookiepedia page on Zorba, and instead google did this
I have so many questions about my YouTube recommendations
February 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I have so many questions about my YouTube recommendations
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If Stephen Miller switches parties to become a Democrat, wins the dem primary, and is the candidate vs. Trump in the next election, I will not vote for Stephen Miller.
He is awful, his policies are awful, and it doesn't matter if he'd be "better" than Trump.
This is a post about Gavin Newsom.
He is awful, his policies are awful, and it doesn't matter if he'd be "better" than Trump.
This is a post about Gavin Newsom.
February 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
If Stephen Miller switches parties to become a Democrat, wins the dem primary, and is the candidate vs. Trump in the next election, I will not vote for Stephen Miller.
He is awful, his policies are awful, and it doesn't matter if he'd be "better" than Trump.
This is a post about Gavin Newsom.
He is awful, his policies are awful, and it doesn't matter if he'd be "better" than Trump.
This is a post about Gavin Newsom.
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So I didn’t post about this earlier but because my gf @jazzpomegranate.com did a bit yesterday where she made her pfp Kevin Spacey, one of those celeb impersonator scams targeted me… but it was specifically one pretending to be Kevin Spacey lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So I didn’t post about this earlier but because my gf @jazzpomegranate.com did a bit yesterday where she made her pfp Kevin Spacey, one of those celeb impersonator scams targeted me… but it was specifically one pretending to be Kevin Spacey lol
NO FUCKING WAY
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
February 14, 2026 at 3:46 AM
NO FUCKING WAY
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
yeah ngl, it’s wild seeing a bar be like “Moscow mule but we added a tiny bit of orange juice” and then listing it for $19
LIKE ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?
LIKE ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
yeah ngl, it’s wild seeing a bar be like “Moscow mule but we added a tiny bit of orange juice” and then listing it for $19
LIKE ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?
LIKE ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
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at least she didn’t say the n-word this time
il y a un an, notamment ton intérêt pour "mandatory illithid tadpoles", on voit que tu avais déjà un goût pour les univers riches et complexes ! Et cette année, avec tes posts sur les "point-and-click adventure" et ton désir de créer ton propre jeu, tu as montré une détermination incroyable ! Tu es
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
at least she didn’t say the n-word this time
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Gavin Newsom stans would literally rather invent thought experiments to justify voting for a pedophile instead of go to therapy
smh
smh
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Gavin Newsom stans would literally rather invent thought experiments to justify voting for a pedophile instead of go to therapy
smh
smh
I love creating thought experiments which only exist to create a scenario in which I try and tell people they must vote for a pedophile.
What would you do if both candidates were found to be pedophiles?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I love creating thought experiments which only exist to create a scenario in which I try and tell people they must vote for a pedophile.
Kid did that with the visible security guard not even a few feet away, actual legend
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Kid did that with the visible security guard not even a few feet away, actual legend
nobody’s voting rights, and I do truly mean NOBODY’S, should depend on being law-abiding.
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger endorsed a constitutional amendment to automatically restore voting rights to people with felony convictions when they leave prison. State lawmakers passed the amendment and it will now appear on the state ballot.
“It’s Time”: Virginia Lawmakers Ask Voters to Repeal Jim Crow-Era Lifetime Ban on Voting
Voters will decide this year whether to end Virginia’s uniquely harsh felony disenfranchisement rules. They
boltsmag.org
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
nobody’s voting rights, and I do truly mean NOBODY’S, should depend on being law-abiding.
…I’m sorry, say that last part again??
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM
…I’m sorry, say that last part again??
Me googling this guy thinking how bad could it be:
“He once mused about the need to address the Jewish question”
OH NO
“He once mused about the need to address the Jewish question”
OH NO
Senate Democrats are preparing to grill Jeremy Carl, President Trump's nominee to be assistant secretary of state for international organizations, over controversial social media comments — including posts he has since deleted.
Dems plan to question Trump nominee on past comments on women and Jews
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen said she'd ask about Jeremy Carl's "statements with respect to women, and the antisemitic comments."
www.axios.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Me googling this guy thinking how bad could it be:
“He once mused about the need to address the Jewish question”
OH NO
“He once mused about the need to address the Jewish question”
OH NO
They really put the two non-white *actually elected* politicians in the background to center the one non-elected white guy with the Nazi tattoo!
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
They really put the two non-white *actually elected* politicians in the background to center the one non-elected white guy with the Nazi tattoo!
Incredibly tasty drink
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Incredibly tasty drink
this isn’t even the first year he’s done this, though it is the first time he did it on my birthday itself
Pretty sure I was 20 when he was talking about “so when you turn 18”
Pretty sure I was 20 when he was talking about “so when you turn 18”
My dad managed to wish me a happy birthday while also getting my age wrong. Nice lmao
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
this isn’t even the first year he’s done this, though it is the first time he did it on my birthday itself
Pretty sure I was 20 when he was talking about “so when you turn 18”
Pretty sure I was 20 when he was talking about “so when you turn 18”
My dad managed to wish me a happy birthday while also getting my age wrong. Nice lmao
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
My dad managed to wish me a happy birthday while also getting my age wrong. Nice lmao
To say this shit in the month that was literally picked because Lincoln’s birthday is today and Frederick Douglass’ birthday is in two days is fucking WILD
Bluesky "leftist": "Frederick Douglass wasn't literate enough to read and understand the Constitution. I am very smart and woke."
Doing great folks, just great.
Doing great folks, just great.
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
To say this shit in the month that was literally picked because Lincoln’s birthday is today and Frederick Douglass’ birthday is in two days is fucking WILD
it’s so cool how they can just do that i guess
BREAKING: The EPA revokes scientific finding that greenhouse gases endanger the public health, removing a key basis for the climate change fight.
Live updates: Trump's EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change
The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding at the center of U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, a significant rollback of regulations.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
it’s so cool how they can just do that i guess