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JJ Rymr

@jjrymer.bsky.social

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Wisconsin shit-poster with mental health issues... enjoy! May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼 Twitter refugee-2024 election Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖, comic🎙️, tequilas...

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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · Sep 1

*puts on readers to roll a joint

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 9h

If you got to ride your bike to the liquor store, maybe reevaluate your priorities...

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 11h

Daughter having emergency surgery tonight.

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 17h

Apparently the 1950s was smoking in my backyard...

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 21h

"Make sure you're right, then go ahead."

-Gary Busey

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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 1d

Can I come over and watch you look at your phone?

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 1d

Can I come over and watch you look at your phone?

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 2d

[waking up]: oh what the fuck now

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

EMPLOYER: You have to start using AI.

WORKER: Why?

EMPLOYER: I really don't know. But start right away.

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flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 1d

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children

Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 1d

HEY.. I wouldn't judge YOUR music

Ok I totally would, but I like this album anyway

open.spotify.com/album/1h28NC...

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 2d

Note to self:

Try to remember to stop forgetting things

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 2d

Thought you were going to show me an organ...

You got anything in an upright?

Looks more like a 'baby' grand to me..

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

It’s not treason if you jazz hands while doing it.

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 2d

Her: I just want to feel close to you. I want some connection..

*sticks my fingers in her mouth

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 2d

I AM GOING TO DESTROY THIS DAY!!

after a nap

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2d

Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 2d

I must not skeet.. skeet is the mind killer

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 3d

So ugly

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 3d

If you want to be the man you got to beat the man...
FUCK YEAH PATRIOTS!

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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 3d

HE'LL YES!

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JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 3d

The Bills 'white out' uniforms are ugly af...

JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 3d

The best werewolf movie is American Werewolf in Paris...

I will take no questions at this time

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 5d

Everything happens for a random.

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CCscott @ccscott.bsky.social · 3d

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