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Uffdafuckingda

@uffdada.bsky.social

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Gen X and still feral. Guardian of cosmic ideas. Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m Follow them https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/lists/3lgkvygppcf27

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · Mar 27

Just remember that your superpower…is surviving.

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

I think I’m in love, guys…

A dm:

Am Hoffman Jimmy
I live in the state
What the you do for living

I always knew I would marry a man named Hoffman!!!!
I smuggle diamonds in my vagina for the Mexican cartel

Wow that great

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 2d

I have needs

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2d

i don’t see no cape. supermoon my ass

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 2d

Just cause

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𐓄𐒰𐓍𐒷 Heathen @motherofbeanz.bsky.social · 2d

Kiss me. I taste like marshmallows and bad decisions.

🦇the antisocialite🦇 @ladylofi.bsky.social · 2d

Kiss me. I taste like rum and coke

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2d

Kiss me. I taste like sass and red moscato

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

Kiss me. I taste like your grandpa.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 3d

I have nothing in common with people who don’t like boobs.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 2d

Seeing things clearer now I should have been an optometrist.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · Jun 14

Day drinking at an outdoor concert would fix me.

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Count Coachula Returns @coachmark25.bsky.social · 3d

Will you let me take you down to Kokomo?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 3d

I’m scrolling the Discover feed and wow things are really awful hang on that’s my Following feed anyone have a bucket of alcohol

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 4d

Let the weekend shenanigans begin.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 4d

Brunettes do weird better.

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☠TheDeadDon'tDie☠ 🐢🎨🧜‍♀️🎪🎠 @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 4d

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4d

whose idea was it for real life to be so real life-y

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 4d

short hair, does care

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 4d

My penis is finding you highly un-motivating this morning.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 4d

I replied to your deleted post.

Please respond.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 4d

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 4d

I was able to leave the doors and some windows open for almost two whole hours this morning! 🙌

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t think of any good shit to post.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 5d

Hot moms in your area are happy it’s Friday.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 5d

These aren’t the posts you want but they are the posts you deserve.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 5d

No idea lol

Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t even understand it over there when I was there a year ago

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