Simulflow
@simulflow.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
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Simulflow
@simulflow.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥
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OpenAI sharing just this one slide on their socials is cracking me up. “Our product is bad because we don’t have enough money” is an argument I’ve tried before too, just not with like the world’s entire capital.
The audience for this post is like ten investors, and now it makes them look scared
The audience for this post is like ten investors, and now it makes them look scared
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
OpenAI sharing just this one slide on their socials is cracking me up. “Our product is bad because we don’t have enough money” is an argument I’ve tried before too, just not with like the world’s entire capital.
The audience for this post is like ten investors, and now it makes them look scared
The audience for this post is like ten investors, and now it makes them look scared
It's nice that I don't have to go outside to have a plethora of scintillating interactions with myriad strangers. It's totally pouring out there.
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's nice that I don't have to go outside to have a plethora of scintillating interactions with myriad strangers. It's totally pouring out there.
A Lord Of The Rings cover band called Durin Durin
a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A Lord Of The Rings cover band called Durin Durin
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Yamaha: Hey Paul McCartney, here's the greatest polyphonic synthesizer ever made.
Paul McCartney: I made the worst Christmas song possible with it
Paul McCartney: I made the worst Christmas song possible with it
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yamaha: Hey Paul McCartney, here's the greatest polyphonic synthesizer ever made.
Paul McCartney: I made the worst Christmas song possible with it
Paul McCartney: I made the worst Christmas song possible with it
I'm glad that I remembered that a lungful of vape will set off the smoke alarm BEFORE I exhaled directly underneath it. It's the key word, BEFORE.
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm glad that I remembered that a lungful of vape will set off the smoke alarm BEFORE I exhaled directly underneath it. It's the key word, BEFORE.
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I am once again overflowing with red liquid and will offload some.
Give blood if you can!
Give blood if you can!
Once again, it is time
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am once again overflowing with red liquid and will offload some.
Give blood if you can!
Give blood if you can!
Christmas is only 5 days away. Start practicing today.
How to open a door - Finnish instructional video from 1979
YouTube video by Tiikuri
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Christmas is only 5 days away. Start practicing today.
Took me a moment. Whoopsie!
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Took me a moment. Whoopsie!
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It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
Who here owns a Mondo 2000 magazine? Show of hands? 🖐️
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Who here owns a Mondo 2000 magazine? Show of hands? 🖐️
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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ive seen 2001 a space odyssey like 5 times & i'm still not sure why the aliens gave those apes a 3d printed copy of the epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
ive seen 2001 a space odyssey like 5 times & i'm still not sure why the aliens gave those apes a 3d printed copy of the epstein files
Is Gavin Newsome REALLY a front-runner for a Dem Presidential nominee? REALLY, people?
Democratic presidential frontrunner emerges
California Governor Gavin Newsom is emerging as an early favorite among Democrats for the 2028 presidential race.
knewz.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is Gavin Newsome REALLY a front-runner for a Dem Presidential nominee? REALLY, people?
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
dropping into the timeline
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
dropping into the timeline
You know what to do ...
"The form also has an option to submit photos to the tip line, however, taking photos inside a restroom is illegal."
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/17/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/17/t...
Ken Paxton opens tip line to encourage “bathroom bill” enforcement
The attorney general's complaint form is the latest effort to enforce new state restrictions on which restrooms transgender people can use in public buildings.
www.texastribune.org
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You know what to do ...
The Grinch Who Came In From The Cold
Two Grinches for Sister Sarah
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The Grinch Who Came In From The Cold
A Fistful Of Grinches
Two Grinches for Sister Sarah
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A Fistful Of Grinches
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Reminder: “1% of the US population” is 3,420,000 people. That is more than the total populations of Nevada, Kansas, or Maine.
Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”
Fix your hearts or die.
Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”
Fix your hearts or die.
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Reminder: “1% of the US population” is 3,420,000 people. That is more than the total populations of Nevada, Kansas, or Maine.
Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”
Fix your hearts or die.
Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.”
Fix your hearts or die.
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
@ashleysays.bsky.social reminded me of my 50th birthday party, and how I got this to hang in the party room. 😆
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@ashleysays.bsky.social reminded me of my 50th birthday party, and how I got this to hang in the party room. 😆
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i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i am extremely proud to announce my latest journalism
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
this piece is about DuPont, General Motors, TEFLON, PFOA, PFOS, and our POISONED world
we keep each other safe, and it begins with free, trustworthy information
read it for free: junoryleejournalism.com/2025/12/18/d...
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
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Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.
Is it possible he doesn't understand how expensive health care is if you're not covered by insurance? $2000 to "buy your own health care" for a massive stroke or a severed limb in a car accident just ... doesn't work.
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Is it possible he doesn't understand how expensive health care is if you're not covered by insurance? $2000 to "buy your own health care" for a massive stroke or a severed limb in a car accident just ... doesn't work.