Simulflow
@simulflow.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
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Simulflow
@simulflow.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥
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If you can, please consider donating or subscribing
Now is a particularly great time to do it, we've got a donation match going on til the end of the month!
I'll be filing dozens more FOIs in 2026 and using some of the info I receive to report on, explain and contextualize BC government policies
Now is a particularly great time to do it, we've got a donation match going on til the end of the month!
I'll be filing dozens more FOIs in 2026 and using some of the info I receive to report on, explain and contextualize BC government policies
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You can help us keep it up: all donations through Dec. 31 will be matched, doubling the impact!
thenarwhal.ca/double-up
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you can, please consider donating or subscribing
Now is a particularly great time to do it, we've got a donation match going on til the end of the month!
I'll be filing dozens more FOIs in 2026 and using some of the info I receive to report on, explain and contextualize BC government policies
Now is a particularly great time to do it, we've got a donation match going on til the end of the month!
I'll be filing dozens more FOIs in 2026 and using some of the info I receive to report on, explain and contextualize BC government policies
post a random picture or everything will go bad in 2026
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
post a random picture or everything will go bad in 2026
Thanks for making sure everyone knows, CNN!
‘60 Minutes’ story shelved by Bari Weiss streamed in Canada — and instantly spread across the web | CNN Business
CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss decided to shelve a planned “60 Minutes” story titled “Inside CECOT,” creating an uproar inside CBS, but the report has reached a worldwide audience anyway.
www.cnn.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Thanks for making sure everyone knows, CNN!
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And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Here's a place you can get the 60 Minutes show for yourself!
December 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Here's a place you can get the 60 Minutes show for yourself!
QUICK, WATCH IT BEFORE IT VANISHES!!!
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
QUICK, WATCH IT BEFORE IT VANISHES!!!
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ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
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OpenAI sharing just this one slide on their socials is cracking me up. “Our product is bad because we don’t have enough money” is an argument I’ve tried before too, just not with like the world’s entire capital.
The audience for this post is like ten investors, and now it makes them look scared
The audience for this post is like ten investors, and now it makes them look scared
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
OpenAI sharing just this one slide on their socials is cracking me up. “Our product is bad because we don’t have enough money” is an argument I’ve tried before too, just not with like the world’s entire capital.
The audience for this post is like ten investors, and now it makes them look scared
The audience for this post is like ten investors, and now it makes them look scared
It's nice that I don't have to go outside to have a plethora of scintillating interactions with myriad strangers. It's totally pouring out there.
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's nice that I don't have to go outside to have a plethora of scintillating interactions with myriad strangers. It's totally pouring out there.
A Lord Of The Rings cover band called Durin Durin
a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A Lord Of The Rings cover band called Durin Durin
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Yamaha: Hey Paul McCartney, here's the greatest polyphonic synthesizer ever made.
Paul McCartney: I made the worst Christmas song possible with it
Paul McCartney: I made the worst Christmas song possible with it
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yamaha: Hey Paul McCartney, here's the greatest polyphonic synthesizer ever made.
Paul McCartney: I made the worst Christmas song possible with it
Paul McCartney: I made the worst Christmas song possible with it
I'm glad that I remembered that a lungful of vape will set off the smoke alarm BEFORE I exhaled directly underneath it. It's the key word, BEFORE.
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm glad that I remembered that a lungful of vape will set off the smoke alarm BEFORE I exhaled directly underneath it. It's the key word, BEFORE.
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I am once again overflowing with red liquid and will offload some.
Give blood if you can!
Give blood if you can!
Once again, it is time
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I am once again overflowing with red liquid and will offload some.
Give blood if you can!
Give blood if you can!
Christmas is only 5 days away. Start practicing today.
How to open a door - Finnish instructional video from 1979
YouTube video by Tiikuri
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Christmas is only 5 days away. Start practicing today.
Took me a moment. Whoopsie!
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Took me a moment. Whoopsie!
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It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It is utterly catastrophic that RFK Jr. plans to end CDC recommendations for most childhood vaccines.
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
It’s a betrayal of science, ethics, compassion, and the people of the United States.
And it was also a specific goal of Project 2025 (page 254).
Who here owns a Mondo 2000 magazine? Show of hands? 🖐️
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Who here owns a Mondo 2000 magazine? Show of hands? 🖐️
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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ive seen 2001 a space odyssey like 5 times & i'm still not sure why the aliens gave those apes a 3d printed copy of the epstein files
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
ive seen 2001 a space odyssey like 5 times & i'm still not sure why the aliens gave those apes a 3d printed copy of the epstein files
Is Gavin Newsome REALLY a front-runner for a Dem Presidential nominee? REALLY, people?
Democratic presidential frontrunner emerges
California Governor Gavin Newsom is emerging as an early favorite among Democrats for the 2028 presidential race.
knewz.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is Gavin Newsome REALLY a front-runner for a Dem Presidential nominee? REALLY, people?
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
dropping into the timeline
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
dropping into the timeline
You know what to do ...
"The form also has an option to submit photos to the tip line, however, taking photos inside a restroom is illegal."
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/17/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/17/t...
Ken Paxton opens tip line to encourage “bathroom bill” enforcement
The attorney general's complaint form is the latest effort to enforce new state restrictions on which restrooms transgender people can use in public buildings.
www.texastribune.org
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You know what to do ...
The Grinch Who Came In From The Cold
Two Grinches for Sister Sarah
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The Grinch Who Came In From The Cold
A Fistful Of Grinches
Two Grinches for Sister Sarah
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A Fistful Of Grinches