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Simulflow 🍁 🐀

@simulflow.bsky.social

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Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · Dec 7

Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 4m

They are! And the ones that aren't are easy to avoid.

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 6m

Except for those small areas which are nuclear fusion level heat

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Irate Historian @evanwelch.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve recently been reading Robert Harris’ Conclave, which I picked up at the library. For a novel about the Catholic Church written by a non-Catholic, I’ve been impressed. It doesn’t shy away from all the blemishes and faults of the modern Church, while being nuanced about it. Great read so far.

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 15h

Your ears are getting more pointed? You're becoming lighter on your feet? Your archery skills have improved dramatically?

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Totes McGotes 🇨🇦 📎🐾 @beccaroob2.bsky.social · 2d

Add PP to that list. The cons can’t afford an election when most of the country knows Pierre would be an embarrassment as PM and doesn’t trust him.

He’s proven beyond doubt that he’s a one trick pony.

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1d

Wow ... does he enjoy punching himself in the face like that?

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

Woke up with no power, it's the universe's way of telling me I never had any because I'm only a mortal being

DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 2d

Woke up with no power, it's the universe's way of telling me I'm broke again. 😩

Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 2d

Woke up with no power, it's the universe's way of telling me to stay in bed

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Rachel Maddow @maddow.msnbc.com · 2d

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

And ... ?

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

"Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre says if elected he’d use the notwithstanding clause to overturn Friday’s ruling from the Supreme Court striking down mandatory minimums for accessing or possessing child pornography." Apparently they are concerned about "gross overpunishment". For kid-fiddlers.

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

Isn't he the guy whose wife has never had an orgasm?

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

My husband enjoys just putting on the soundtrack to this :)

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

Did it have eight ample bazongas?

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

Behaving as expected, as usual

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

AAND FIRST UP is a report that "Democrats are forcing the government to steal money from Agriculture!" Well alll righty then

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

That's EXACTLY why I would call the cops on him. And laugh as he picked them off, gibbering and screaming in fright.

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

lol

FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 2d

The Costumes Just Keep on Comin’

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so glad we dumped Disney. Crap company.

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

NO! That's what's weird about it. Me, if I have a bad hangover and carefully sip just enough water to take an aspirin, I lose everything.

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

My husband's weird but reliable go-to for a bad hangover is ginger ale in a glass of half & half.

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

I would find it difficult to refer to my Ace Bullet vibe as a "robot"

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

Oh Gonzo! Is your crime trespassing on the helicopter shelf again??

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

*cracks knuckles* Right!

Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2d

Isn't it just simpler to mute or block accounts which consistently post things one doesn't care for?

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