Simulflow
@simulflow.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
dropping into the timeline
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
dropping into the timeline
@ashleysays.bsky.social reminded me of my 50th birthday party, and how I got this to hang in the party room. 😆
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
@ashleysays.bsky.social reminded me of my 50th birthday party, and how I got this to hang in the party room. 😆
Going into 2026 like ...
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Going into 2026 like ...
We couldn't all fit in his lap
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We couldn't all fit in his lap
A day late, but better late than never!
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A day late, but better late than never!
This destroyed me one evening when I'd had a bit much to drink. 😆
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This destroyed me one evening when I'd had a bit much to drink. 😆
Post from a different era in your life.
Jazz Bar in Masan, South Korea, 2007 or so. The guys are my friends. 🙂
Jazz Bar in Masan, South Korea, 2007 or so. The guys are my friends. 🙂
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Post from a different era in your life.
Jazz Bar in Masan, South Korea, 2007 or so. The guys are my friends. 🙂
Jazz Bar in Masan, South Korea, 2007 or so. The guys are my friends. 🙂
They often give Satan bird feet.
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
They often give Satan bird feet.
Just did a face scan to verify my age on Bluesky
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just did a face scan to verify my age on Bluesky
Nothing like waking up to a massive fire across the street! Fortunately, the building wasn't inhabited. My concern is that someone squatting in there started it. 😕
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Nothing like waking up to a massive fire across the street! Fortunately, the building wasn't inhabited. My concern is that someone squatting in there started it. 😕
I didn't ask for the Disney font, but hey, it's a nice touch.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I didn't ask for the Disney font, but hey, it's a nice touch.
Sure, "Elon Musk", strange that you're not using your name as your Bluesky handle but whatever ...
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sure, "Elon Musk", strange that you're not using your name as your Bluesky handle but whatever ...
Some days it's like this
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Some days it's like this
Neighborhood vandalism. Lazy, but effective.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Neighborhood vandalism. Lazy, but effective.
December reading just dropped on my desk! My high school pal has made a success out of writing these book series since 2017. I bought this full set signed and intend to get her to personalize Book 1 just a little more. 😁 "She’s just a demon, standing in front of a vampire, trying not to punch him."
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
December reading just dropped on my desk! My high school pal has made a success out of writing these book series since 2017. I bought this full set signed and intend to get her to personalize Book 1 just a little more. 😁 "She’s just a demon, standing in front of a vampire, trying not to punch him."
That time Instagram made me look a bit like Richard James.
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That time Instagram made me look a bit like Richard James.
At least this one has a front entrance, unlike many of the other designs I received today
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
At least this one has a front entrance, unlike many of the other designs I received today
I asked Perchance AI to give me a four-bedrooom, two-bathroom condo apartment with a fireplace, laundry and a sun deck. I got SIX bedrooms, with no bathrooms that I can spot, and also no way into the apartment.
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I asked Perchance AI to give me a four-bedrooom, two-bathroom condo apartment with a fireplace, laundry and a sun deck. I got SIX bedrooms, with no bathrooms that I can spot, and also no way into the apartment.
Greedy crow pal wants me to come out and give it more peanuts.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Greedy crow pal wants me to come out and give it more peanuts.
The Astoria has put up this odd new light display which, at its tamest, looks like it's broiling the dance floor.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The Astoria has put up this odd new light display which, at its tamest, looks like it's broiling the dance floor.
Just received my nice new Doc Martens Anistone Knee Hi boots. They're definitely stomping boots. I need to find someone or something to stomp. ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just received my nice new Doc Martens Anistone Knee Hi boots. They're definitely stomping boots. I need to find someone or something to stomp. ❤️
You've just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
*snort* my brother's cat?
*snort* my brother's cat?
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You've just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
*snort* my brother's cat?
*snort* my brother's cat?