J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
I've stopped trying to spell restaurant with my head. Now, I just let my heart do the typing, and I always know where to place 'u'
January 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I've stopped trying to spell restaurant with my head. Now, I just let my heart do the typing, and I always know where to place 'u'
shenanigans have no gender
January 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
shenanigans have no gender
intention without action is indistinguishable from apathy
January 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
intention without action is indistinguishable from apathy
start every morning with a big bowl of analysis paralysis
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
start every morning with a big bowl of analysis paralysis
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m the third hottest drifter in this bus depot restroom
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m the third hottest drifter in this bus depot restroom
learning requires failure. one day, I will figure out how to write a good post.
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
learning requires failure. one day, I will figure out how to write a good post.
yes, victory is written from the top down, but culture has always been built from the ground up. It rises from the depths. To see our way out of the current predicament, I implore you all to think like a bottom
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
yes, victory is written from the top down, but culture has always been built from the ground up. It rises from the depths. To see our way out of the current predicament, I implore you all to think like a bottom
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Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Oh my gosh you guys! The House just passed my bill to extend the health care tax credits for three more years!
if you start a post with "meanwhile, over at the...' it better end with bakery. I want to see fresh breads
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
if you start a post with "meanwhile, over at the...' it better end with bakery. I want to see fresh breads
I’m in full agreement with Romney that billionaires need to pay for what they’ve done
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I’m in full agreement with Romney that billionaires need to pay for what they’ve done
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oldhead advice from an oldhead.
every couple years, newcomers to the movement think "THIS is finally it, the moment when the dam breaks and the whole system is overthrown"
and when it doesn't happen they lose patience and get disillusioned and drop out of movement work
gotta build for long term
every couple years, newcomers to the movement think "THIS is finally it, the moment when the dam breaks and the whole system is overthrown"
and when it doesn't happen they lose patience and get disillusioned and drop out of movement work
gotta build for long term
January 8, 2026 at 7:32 AM
oldhead advice from an oldhead.
every couple years, newcomers to the movement think "THIS is finally it, the moment when the dam breaks and the whole system is overthrown"
and when it doesn't happen they lose patience and get disillusioned and drop out of movement work
gotta build for long term
every couple years, newcomers to the movement think "THIS is finally it, the moment when the dam breaks and the whole system is overthrown"
and when it doesn't happen they lose patience and get disillusioned and drop out of movement work
gotta build for long term
so many recipes, so little thyme
January 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
so many recipes, so little thyme
your posting can still send you to horny jail, so be careful with what you say, alright
January 8, 2026 at 6:46 AM
your posting can still send you to horny jail, so be careful with what you say, alright
a guy on The Traitors's career is a sweet shop assistant and I read it way too fast when it flashed across the screen
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
a guy on The Traitors's career is a sweet shop assistant and I read it way too fast when it flashed across the screen
rocking and rolling is what I’m all about. love these chairs so much
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
rocking and rolling is what I’m all about. love these chairs so much
me when I hear any mention of kitchen table issues
a woman in a black dress is sitting at a table with wine glasses
Alt: Teresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey flipping a table in anger
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
me when I hear any mention of kitchen table issues
if you're a woman still using twitter, my sympathy for you dwindles by the hour
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
if you're a woman still using twitter, my sympathy for you dwindles by the hour
Babe, you’re on Bluesky. You’re already on a terrorist watch list. Don’t make it worse
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Babe, you’re on Bluesky. You’re already on a terrorist watch list. Don’t make it worse
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate had my vote in 2020 and 2008 but that's another story
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate had my vote in 2020 and 2008 but that's another story
People, stop telling me the name of your baby; I will make a face
January 7, 2026 at 7:51 PM
People, stop telling me the name of your baby; I will make a face
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The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
the single line that has saved me the most hassle in my life is "lefty loosey righty tighty"
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
go spread your misery on LinkedIn
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
go spread your misery on LinkedIn
Tuesday and Wednesday should change vibes
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Tuesday and Wednesday should change vibes
In Australia, every season is mating season. (This might be my worst post yet)
Aside: did you know they call sprinkles in Australia 100s and 1000s. what is that about?
Aside: did you know they call sprinkles in Australia 100s and 1000s. what is that about?
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 AM
In Australia, every season is mating season. (This might be my worst post yet)
Aside: did you know they call sprinkles in Australia 100s and 1000s. what is that about?
Aside: did you know they call sprinkles in Australia 100s and 1000s. what is that about?