J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Are you, hey, do not look away from me when I'm speaking. Are you, what did I just say? Are you... are you riffing on me?
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Are you, hey, do not look away from me when I'm speaking. Are you, what did I just say? Are you... are you riffing on me?
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 23: 1985 Chicago Bears
Chicago has feasted on this team's legacy for 40 years. With a legendary swagger and taste for excess, their appetite for scoring on and off the field left no crumbs, and when your most famous player is The Refrigerator, restraint is never on the menu
Chicago has feasted on this team's legacy for 40 years. With a legendary swagger and taste for excess, their appetite for scoring on and off the field left no crumbs, and when your most famous player is The Refrigerator, restraint is never on the menu
Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew - The Super Bowl Shuffle 1985
YouTube video by Dj.CLASSIKLRN THAMIXX
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November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 23: 1985 Chicago Bears
Chicago has feasted on this team's legacy for 40 years. With a legendary swagger and taste for excess, their appetite for scoring on and off the field left no crumbs, and when your most famous player is The Refrigerator, restraint is never on the menu
Chicago has feasted on this team's legacy for 40 years. With a legendary swagger and taste for excess, their appetite for scoring on and off the field left no crumbs, and when your most famous player is The Refrigerator, restraint is never on the menu
if👏i👏pay👏for👏an👏ad-free👏streaming👏service👏and👏they👏insist👏on👏advertising👏another👏of👏their👏shows👏i👏have👏0.0👏interest👏in👏viewing👏LOOKING👏AT👏YOU👏APPLE👏TV👏WITH👏YOUR👏MARKY👏MARK👏BULLSHIT👏FAMILY👏DRAMA👏then👏you👏are👏not👏an👏ad-free👏streaming👏service
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
if👏i👏pay👏for👏an👏ad-free👏streaming👏service👏and👏they👏insist👏on👏advertising👏another👏of👏their👏shows👏i👏have👏0.0👏interest👏in👏viewing👏LOOKING👏AT👏YOU👏APPLE👏TV👏WITH👏YOUR👏MARKY👏MARK👏BULLSHIT👏FAMILY👏DRAMA👏then👏you👏are👏not👏an👏ad-free👏streaming👏service
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Gluttony Month Icon, Day 22:
(Nothing But) Flowers by Talking Heads
"If this is paradise I wish I had a lawnmower." Consumerism is easy to condemn, but this song mourns the comforts we traded for purity. Its power comes from admitting that seeking the simple life can sometimes feel like starvation
(Nothing But) Flowers by Talking Heads
"If this is paradise I wish I had a lawnmower." Consumerism is easy to condemn, but this song mourns the comforts we traded for purity. Its power comes from admitting that seeking the simple life can sometimes feel like starvation
Talking Heads - [Nothing But] Flowers (Official Video)
YouTube video by Talking Heads
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 22:
(Nothing But) Flowers by Talking Heads
"If this is paradise I wish I had a lawnmower." Consumerism is easy to condemn, but this song mourns the comforts we traded for purity. Its power comes from admitting that seeking the simple life can sometimes feel like starvation
(Nothing But) Flowers by Talking Heads
"If this is paradise I wish I had a lawnmower." Consumerism is easy to condemn, but this song mourns the comforts we traded for purity. Its power comes from admitting that seeking the simple life can sometimes feel like starvation
These musicians remastering their songs turning crunchy peanut butter into smooth need to stop
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
These musicians remastering their songs turning crunchy peanut butter into smooth need to stop
remembering there was a character on Succession named Jeryd and now I won't get any sleep tonight
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
remembering there was a character on Succession named Jeryd and now I won't get any sleep tonight
people often forget that one of the biggest challenges during the Obama administration was the proper pronunciation of bruschetta
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
people often forget that one of the biggest challenges during the Obama administration was the proper pronunciation of bruschetta
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 21: Sisyphus
The ultimate glutton for punishment, but as Albert Camus said, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. By embracing the absurd, his meaninglessness life's work becomes a powerful, defiant act of living. His can claim victory over his own fate.
The ultimate glutton for punishment, but as Albert Camus said, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. By embracing the absurd, his meaninglessness life's work becomes a powerful, defiant act of living. His can claim victory over his own fate.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 21: Sisyphus
The ultimate glutton for punishment, but as Albert Camus said, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. By embracing the absurd, his meaninglessness life's work becomes a powerful, defiant act of living. His can claim victory over his own fate.
The ultimate glutton for punishment, but as Albert Camus said, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. By embracing the absurd, his meaninglessness life's work becomes a powerful, defiant act of living. His can claim victory over his own fate.
Every day, I try to grow as a person, which has driven my personal tailor to seek counseling
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Every day, I try to grow as a person, which has driven my personal tailor to seek counseling
sorry I won't be able to attend Friendsgiving this year, I have other plans (moping)
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
sorry I won't be able to attend Friendsgiving this year, I have other plans (moping)
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I read an interesting paywall today
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I read an interesting paywall today
Yeah, I’m serving C.U.N.T.
C. onfusing
U. nderwhelming
N. o (with a finger wag)
T. racksuits
C. onfusing
U. nderwhelming
N. o (with a finger wag)
T. racksuits
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Yeah, I’m serving C.U.N.T.
C. onfusing
U. nderwhelming
N. o (with a finger wag)
T. racksuits
C. onfusing
U. nderwhelming
N. o (with a finger wag)
T. racksuits
this new MacOS public beta closes my Safari app every time I close a tab, so now I feel like Sideshow Bob getting hit with a rake every minute or so
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
this new MacOS public beta closes my Safari app every time I close a tab, so now I feel like Sideshow Bob getting hit with a rake every minute or so
putting the cute in persecuted
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
putting the cute in persecuted
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 20: Hype Williams
So.Many.Shiny.Suits. The Michael Bay of music videos when they actually mattered. He redefined an art form into a visual feast, loading shots with so much style they felt like they’d eaten three courses before the chorus hit.
So.Many.Shiny.Suits. The Michael Bay of music videos when they actually mattered. He redefined an art form into a visual feast, loading shots with so much style they felt like they’d eaten three courses before the chorus hit.
Missy Elliott - She's A B**ch [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Missy Elliott
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 20: Hype Williams
So.Many.Shiny.Suits. The Michael Bay of music videos when they actually mattered. He redefined an art form into a visual feast, loading shots with so much style they felt like they’d eaten three courses before the chorus hit.
So.Many.Shiny.Suits. The Michael Bay of music videos when they actually mattered. He redefined an art form into a visual feast, loading shots with so much style they felt like they’d eaten three courses before the chorus hit.
you're in her DMs. I'm gay
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
you're in her DMs. I'm gay
Simon Says please like me
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Simon Says please like me
sorry, but I'll be waiting for the release of Wicked: The Whole Bloody Affair in a few decades
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
sorry, but I'll be waiting for the release of Wicked: The Whole Bloody Affair in a few decades
People in stone houses shouldn’t be throwing glass around either but I guess no matter the dwelling we're all throwing caution to the wind at this point.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
People in stone houses shouldn’t be throwing glass around either but I guess no matter the dwelling we're all throwing caution to the wind at this point.
I’m not like other doms, I’m a cool dom
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m not like other doms, I’m a cool dom
*to the tune of I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross*
I'm crashing out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show
I'm crashing out
I'm crashing out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show
I'm crashing out
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
*to the tune of I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross*
I'm crashing out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show
I'm crashing out
I'm crashing out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show
I'm crashing out
sending dick pics ironically
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
sending dick pics ironically
After he divorced Madonna, Guy Ritchie was a rich guyie.
I know, I know, this already secured a spot on your Best Skeets of 2025 list. No need to mention it. Just another 24 karats of comedy gold I deliver on a nightly basis
I know, I know, this already secured a spot on your Best Skeets of 2025 list. No need to mention it. Just another 24 karats of comedy gold I deliver on a nightly basis
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
After he divorced Madonna, Guy Ritchie was a rich guyie.
I know, I know, this already secured a spot on your Best Skeets of 2025 list. No need to mention it. Just another 24 karats of comedy gold I deliver on a nightly basis
I know, I know, this already secured a spot on your Best Skeets of 2025 list. No need to mention it. Just another 24 karats of comedy gold I deliver on a nightly basis
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 19: Miss Piggy
God's Cuntiest Soldier. a true ham for the spotlight, she chews on every scene with a charisma that only outshines her appetite. She simply desires the best (and the most). Some call her high maintenance, but those folks will never understand magnificence.
God's Cuntiest Soldier. a true ham for the spotlight, she chews on every scene with a charisma that only outshines her appetite. She simply desires the best (and the most). Some call her high maintenance, but those folks will never understand magnificence.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 19: Miss Piggy
God's Cuntiest Soldier. a true ham for the spotlight, she chews on every scene with a charisma that only outshines her appetite. She simply desires the best (and the most). Some call her high maintenance, but those folks will never understand magnificence.
God's Cuntiest Soldier. a true ham for the spotlight, she chews on every scene with a charisma that only outshines her appetite. She simply desires the best (and the most). Some call her high maintenance, but those folks will never understand magnificence.