J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
Trump's bored of peace.
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Trump's bored of peace.
Abolish ICE is the only choice
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Abolish ICE is the only choice
I remain dubious of any package of ancient grains with an expiration date
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I remain dubious of any package of ancient grains with an expiration date
Lindsey Graham exudes this energy wherever he goes
January 21, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Lindsey Graham exudes this energy wherever he goes
These reprobates capture one measly Venezuelan president and they’ve been out there feeling their oats ever since
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
These reprobates capture one measly Venezuelan president and they’ve been out there feeling their oats ever since
Who up Clubbering their Lang?
alright, let's just finish this thought experiment off
Who up Apolloing their Creed?
Who up Ivaning their Drago?
Who up Thundering their Lips?
Who up Tommying their Gun?
Who up Yo-ing their Adrian?
alright, let's just finish this thought experiment off
Who up Apolloing their Creed?
Who up Ivaning their Drago?
Who up Thundering their Lips?
Who up Tommying their Gun?
Who up Yo-ing their Adrian?
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Who up Clubbering their Lang?
alright, let's just finish this thought experiment off
Who up Apolloing their Creed?
Who up Ivaning their Drago?
Who up Thundering their Lips?
Who up Tommying their Gun?
Who up Yo-ing their Adrian?
alright, let's just finish this thought experiment off
Who up Apolloing their Creed?
Who up Ivaning their Drago?
Who up Thundering their Lips?
Who up Tommying their Gun?
Who up Yo-ing their Adrian?
ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope memes... now we’ve got, what, racist jean ads, I guess
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope memes... now we’ve got, what, racist jean ads, I guess
Personal Pronouns: Are We Are Not Men? | We Are Devo!
alternative skeet:
Personal Pronouns: Jocko | Homo
alternative skeet:
Personal Pronouns: Jocko | Homo
January 21, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Personal Pronouns: Are We Are Not Men? | We Are Devo!
alternative skeet:
Personal Pronouns: Jocko | Homo
alternative skeet:
Personal Pronouns: Jocko | Homo
Live? Laugh!?!? LOVE???????????
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Live? Laugh!?!? LOVE???????????
anybody else have to take their pants off when building anything, or is that just a me thing?
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 AM
anybody else have to take their pants off when building anything, or is that just a me thing?
Remembering that it has been one year since the second (yes, second) inauguration of the insurrectionist. I have a special message from my heart to all the people who made this happen:
January 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Remembering that it has been one year since the second (yes, second) inauguration of the insurrectionist. I have a special message from my heart to all the people who made this happen:
There's a sort of grim irony seen in the significant overlap between those superficial 2024 red vs blue electoral county maps and the radiating damage zones depicted in a Yellowstone supervolcano eruption model.
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 AM
There's a sort of grim irony seen in the significant overlap between those superficial 2024 red vs blue electoral county maps and the radiating damage zones depicted in a Yellowstone supervolcano eruption model.
They say the key to a fulfilling life is having a clear sense of purpose and a vision for the future. I have finally found mine: I need to be here when Adele drops her album titled 69.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
They say the key to a fulfilling life is having a clear sense of purpose and a vision for the future. I have finally found mine: I need to be here when Adele drops her album titled 69.
Losers yelling at a Broadway show's account isn't surprising at all. Believe me, yelling online isn't some calorie-burning effort you might think it is. It's just Twitter. Move on to something important. Let the podcasters chew on it for engagement.
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Losers yelling at a Broadway show's account isn't surprising at all. Believe me, yelling online isn't some calorie-burning effort you might think it is. It's just Twitter. Move on to something important. Let the podcasters chew on it for engagement.
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Be kind, you never know what imaginary battles strangers are fighting with you in their own heads
January 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Be kind, you never know what imaginary battles strangers are fighting with you in their own heads
-13°F windchill, 248.15K for all you kelvinheads out there, and I have to go shovel some snow. It’s a winter wonderland, baby!!!
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
-13°F windchill, 248.15K for all you kelvinheads out there, and I have to go shovel some snow. It’s a winter wonderland, baby!!!
I hate how Blue Monday has gotten so commercialized. It's like people have forgotten about the blue
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I hate how Blue Monday has gotten so commercialized. It's like people have forgotten about the blue
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i wish the rams well against the seahawks
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
i wish the rams well against the seahawks
at least I get my Sundays back
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
at least I get my Sundays back
cardiac bears strike again
a man wearing a chicago bears jacket and hat is sitting at a table in a bar .
Alt: Da Bears sketch Chris Farley punching himself in the chest to clear a blockage
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
cardiac bears strike again
while watching the promo trailer for the upcoming season of Australian Survivor, I noticed only a single player wearing a speedo
January 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
while watching the promo trailer for the upcoming season of Australian Survivor, I noticed only a single player wearing a speedo
The "I don't know. I kinda like it" reply guy is the worst. Every salient point is negative, but they have the gall to aw shucks it up with "I don't know." Motherfucker, you do know; you're just trying to soften the blow to avoid accountability. It is a coward's move. Anyway, good morning, everyone
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The "I don't know. I kinda like it" reply guy is the worst. Every salient point is negative, but they have the gall to aw shucks it up with "I don't know." Motherfucker, you do know; you're just trying to soften the blow to avoid accountability. It is a coward's move. Anyway, good morning, everyone
I, too, am on the injured list from an errant Pilates related muscle strain in my foot, thus I will not be able to suit up as quarterback for the Denver Broncos, either
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I, too, am on the injured list from an errant Pilates related muscle strain in my foot, thus I will not be able to suit up as quarterback for the Denver Broncos, either
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Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.