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will
@willkeats.bsky.social
very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.

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RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!

Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠

Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!

Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
funny seeing the new york post coming for nithya raman for being a crazy democratic socialist when meanwhile DSA members here rabidly hate her lol
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
is this gonna be chapek 2.0
Disney's new CEO Josh D’Amaro says movie premieres may happen in 'Fortnite'

(via Matt Belloni)
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“$50 DoorDash credit”
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
😭
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
thinking back on the rosy days of 2019 where the hottest thing in dance music was boat horns
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
RIP to the chaotic iphone note where i drafted my skeets, you saved me from so much garbage 🙏
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
honestly really funny that nithya filed to run for mayor with only hours left till the deadline, blowing up the whole race with no chance for any other establishment canidate to file lol
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i coulda made some money here 😔
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
she deadass takes like half the closet home with her it's such a delight
opened YouTube and literally yelled seeing this on my front page
Laura Dern’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.

Then covered it up again when caught.

Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.

Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up
A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
i didn't even clock that gaga was singing die with a smile cause it actually sounded good lol
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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Villa's Tacos founder Victor Villa appeared with his taco cart during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl LX halftime show, marking a rare moment of L.A. street food culture being showcased on one of the world's biggest stages.

🔗 See it: https://ow.ly/gRxg50Ybp64
✍️ Gab Chabrán
📸 Kevin Sabitus/Getty Images
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
if it had been the 2025 chicago bears in that game it would’ve been a little more gaggy i’ll tell you that
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
AYYYOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
why are there so many potato commercials!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
finally a touchdown!!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
charles leclerc an arcanine stan…
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
all i’ll say is if titi me pregunto or EoO doesn’t make you want to throw ass you might be medically dead
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM