will
@willkeats.bsky.social
very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.
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@willkeats.bsky.social
· Feb 2
RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
kind of amazing how in 5 seconds bad bunny made villa’s tacos the number one taco joint in LA
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
kind of amazing how in 5 seconds bad bunny made villa’s tacos the number one taco joint in LA
getting a head start on my speedo tan 😎
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
getting a head start on my speedo tan 😎
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
pam bondi trying to use crime in culver city as an attempted zinger is one of the funniest things that's ever happened lmao
Wait one damn minute, I need to speak on this.
@kamlager-dove.house.gov read AG Pam Bondi the riot act over the DOJ scrubbing data on right wing extremists from the website.
Bondi’s response: “Her district includes Culver City and she’s not talking about… stopping crime in her district.”
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@kamlager-dove.house.gov read AG Pam Bondi the riot act over the DOJ scrubbing data on right wing extremists from the website.
Bondi’s response: “Her district includes Culver City and she’s not talking about… stopping crime in her district.”
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February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
pam bondi trying to use crime in culver city as an attempted zinger is one of the funniest things that's ever happened lmao
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it’s cool that one of the richest men in the world has several daily undignified crashouts that would get most people fired
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
it’s cool that one of the richest men in the world has several daily undignified crashouts that would get most people fired
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This is the FINAL time I will explain the difference between ice dance and pairs. Ice dancers have wider, U-shaped snouts, while pair skater snouts are more pointed and V-shaped. Pair skaters prefer saltwater habitats, while ice dancers inhabit freshwater marshes and lakes.
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
This is the FINAL time I will explain the difference between ice dance and pairs. Ice dancers have wider, U-shaped snouts, while pair skater snouts are more pointed and V-shaped. Pair skaters prefer saltwater habitats, while ice dancers inhabit freshwater marshes and lakes.
i finally saw SIRÂT so everybody can stop asking me if i’ve seen it
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 AM
i finally saw SIRÂT so everybody can stop asking me if i’ve seen it
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I agree with Massie on basically nothing except this and his stance on the patriot act repeal.
I will never hand it to him.
I will never hand it to him.
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I agree with Massie on basically nothing except this and his stance on the patriot act repeal.
I will never hand it to him.
I will never hand it to him.
seems like a very bad choice!!!
"LA28 says that with help from an outside legal firm, it conducted a review of Wasserman’s past interactions with Epstein and Maxwell, with Wasserman’s full cooperation: 'We found Mr. Wasserman’s relationship with Epstein and Maxwell did not go beyond what has already been publicly documented'"
LA28 board backs Casey Wasserman after Epstein files stir scrutiny
Casey Wasserman is keeping his job leading the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics after the LA28 board reviewed his past Jeffrey Epstein-linked contacts.
apnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
seems like a very bad choice!!!
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hearing rumors that e*erald f*nnel cut k***y’s g***t out of the film and if that’s true i swear to god that’s worse to me than any other choice she’s made lol
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
hearing rumors that e*erald f*nnel cut k***y’s g***t out of the film and if that’s true i swear to god that’s worse to me than any other choice she’s made lol
shutting down airspace bc the pentagon's experimental lasers are shooting down the wrong stuff seems legitimate actually lol
So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
shutting down airspace bc the pentagon's experimental lasers are shooting down the wrong stuff seems legitimate actually lol
idk pam bondi seems pretty evil & bad at her job and i remember bill barr & alberto gonzales lol
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
idk pam bondi seems pretty evil & bad at her job and i remember bill barr & alberto gonzales lol
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Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Whale evolution makes me uncomfortable
funny seeing the new york post coming for nithya raman for being a crazy democratic socialist when meanwhile DSA members here rabidly hate her lol
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 AM
funny seeing the new york post coming for nithya raman for being a crazy democratic socialist when meanwhile DSA members here rabidly hate her lol
is this gonna be chapek 2.0
Disney's new CEO Josh D’Amaro says movie premieres may happen in 'Fortnite'
(via Matt Belloni)
(via Matt Belloni)
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
is this gonna be chapek 2.0
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
“$50 DoorDash credit”
February 11, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“$50 DoorDash credit”
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thinking back on the rosy days of 2019 where the hottest thing in dance music was boat horns
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
thinking back on the rosy days of 2019 where the hottest thing in dance music was boat horns
RIP to the chaotic iphone note where i drafted my skeets, you saved me from so much garbage 🙏
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
RIP to the chaotic iphone note where i drafted my skeets, you saved me from so much garbage 🙏
honestly really funny that nithya filed to run for mayor with only hours left till the deadline, blowing up the whole race with no chance for any other establishment canidate to file lol
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
honestly really funny that nithya filed to run for mayor with only hours left till the deadline, blowing up the whole race with no chance for any other establishment canidate to file lol
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