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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · Feb 2

RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!

Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠

Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!

Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 40m

i would have if given the opportunity!!!

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2h

brad was there too but who cares when THEE Lewis Hamilton is three seats away lol

Brad Pitt

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2h

i was in the same room as lewis hamilton today 🤯

Panel Q&A of the F1 Movie

F1 driver & F1 The Movie producer Lewis Hamilton sitting between Jerry Bruckheimer & Joseph Kosinski

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2h

the best event of the year

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2h

yes

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2h

i shook jerry bruckheimer’s hand today lmao

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 3h

an incredible series!!! we are so blessed!!!

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 19h

the dodgers world series trophy is mocking me at gym bar

The dodgers 2024 World Series trophy

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 23h

but like it’s not fun tho. you can see their tucked in jerseys but not the color of their underwear. if it’s a wardrobe malfunction at least make it scandalous!!!

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 23h

honestly a great series. didn’t think we’d make it this far 🥲

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 23h

welp

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

find it so odd the mlb still hasn’t fixed the see-through pants issue yet lol

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

banger

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

my nervous system cannot handle going from one battle after another to this cubs game

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

TRUE

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

welp

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

i’m so stressed tim 😅😅😅

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

one battle after another AKA the cubs staying alive this post season

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

finally saw this bc i’m a dork who wanted to see it in vistavision so bad that i had to wait two weeks for a ticket lol

Marquee of the vista theatre showing ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER in Vistavision

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

exactly!!!

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feral streep @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

doesn’t seem right that a member of the First Wives Club would die before a VIP member of the Epstein Island Club😒

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Ryan, Carb Enjoyer @ryrapture.bsky.social · 1d

My yearly watch of Family Stone gonna hit extra hard this year 😢

Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 1d

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

no bc they have security cameras in those!!!

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

overused phrase but this is genuinely monica vitti boots the house down realness mama

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

she looks so good here omg

Sabrina Carpenter on the cover of Italian Vogue