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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.
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· Feb 2
RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
currently wine drunk while dancing around the kitchen to stop making sense while roasting butternut squash
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
currently wine drunk while dancing around the kitchen to stop making sense while roasting butternut squash
the thing that drives me nuts about thanksgiving is i bust out my dad’s tried-and-true family heirloom recipes only to find out they’re literally only the briefest notes, literally just the ingredients list followed by “cook them”
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
the thing that drives me nuts about thanksgiving is i bust out my dad’s tried-and-true family heirloom recipes only to find out they’re literally only the briefest notes, literally just the ingredients list followed by “cook them”
had to go to four grocery stores today to find leeks. they honestly aren’t essential for this dish but after the first two stores were out i was just driven by pettiness lol
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
had to go to four grocery stores today to find leeks. they honestly aren’t essential for this dish but after the first two stores were out i was just driven by pettiness lol
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Michelle yeoh rn
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Michelle yeoh rn
we’re so close to getting an IRL orange catholic bible i can feel it
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
we’re so close to getting an IRL orange catholic bible i can feel it
obvs ham. that's a christmas meat.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
obvs ham. that's a christmas meat.
it’s slutty chunky sweater season
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
it’s slutty chunky sweater season
this is not what i thought it would be but i was kinda into it
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
this is not what i thought it would be but i was kinda into it
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been thinking lately about how almost all art & information was basically paywalled until the the advent of the internet, and now 20-25 years later people scoff at the idea that maybe you should pay for art & information
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
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every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
been thinking lately about how almost all art & information was basically paywalled until the the advent of the internet, and now 20-25 years later people scoff at the idea that maybe you should pay for art & information
thoughts about taratino's star trek is what haunts me at night before bed
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
thoughts about taratino's star trek is what haunts me at night before bed
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In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In America they arrest you if you tell someone else not to commit a crime
being told i’m “not a real motorsports fan” by randos on IG bc i commented how gagged i was that cynthia erivo visited the williams f1 garage lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
being told i’m “not a real motorsports fan” by randos on IG bc i commented how gagged i was that cynthia erivo visited the williams f1 garage lol
people literally died. so many people in fact the UN passed universal laws preventing any two female artists from ever serving this hard again. that’s why your fave has never topped this, bc they’d end up in The Hague.
46 years ago today, Donna Summer and Barbra Streisand’s “No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)” reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. This was the FIRST female collaboration to top the chart.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
people literally died. so many people in fact the UN passed universal laws preventing any two female artists from ever serving this hard again. that’s why your fave has never topped this, bc they’d end up in The Hague.
you all have to stop hate watching things bc they count those streams as a thumbs up lol
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
you all have to stop hate watching things bc they count those streams as a thumbs up lol
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that's not long enough of an intermission honey!!! the aero bathrooms are too small!!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
that's not long enough of an intermission honey!!! the aero bathrooms are too small!!!
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
sabrina carpenter arrested miss piggy at the staples center tonight for being too hot
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
sabrina carpenter arrested miss piggy at the staples center tonight for being too hot
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one must imagine sisyphus' laundry
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
one must imagine sisyphus' laundry
desperately need to queen out with them
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
desperately need to queen out with them
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Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
