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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.
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· Feb 2
RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
yeah i can’t watch the whole thing cause my dick can only get so hard
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
yeah i can’t watch the whole thing cause my dick can only get so hard
oh so that's why anthropic's head of trust & safety resigned with that cryptic message
Exclusive | Pentagon Used Anthropic’s Claude in Maduro Venezuela Raid
The use of the model through a contract with Palantir highlights the growing role of AI in the Pentagon.
www.wsj.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
oh so that's why anthropic's head of trust & safety resigned with that cryptic message
i will not accept chains of love slander on my tl 😂
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
i will not accept chains of love slander on my tl 😂
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Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels
Reposted by will
can’t post this one again until 2032
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
can’t post this one again until 2032
really interested in what a new xx album might sound like, cause jamie & romy have both done multiple albums of dancefloor catharsis & bliss while oliver still seems mega depressed
February 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
really interested in what a new xx album might sound like, cause jamie & romy have both done multiple albums of dancefloor catharsis & bliss while oliver still seems mega depressed
that's the worst possible date movie oh my god lmao
February 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
that's the worst possible date movie oh my god lmao
listen to the album, it's unapologetic femme 80s glam rock had a big impact on me when i was 15 lol
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
listen to the album, it's unapologetic femme 80s glam rock had a big impact on me when i was 15 lol
okay great to know!! also nice bulge
February 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
okay great to know!! also nice bulge
wait is it actually good cause those commercials with jean smart make me wanna try it lol
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
wait is it actually good cause those commercials with jean smart make me wanna try it lol
this album made me gay no cap
February 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
this album made me gay no cap
still the easiest way to buy music lol
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
still the easiest way to buy music lol
good morning 😅
a man with sweat running down his face
ALT: a man with sweat running down his face
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 AM
good morning 😅
we need a heated rivalry book about a hockey player who has a years long affair with gritty
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 AM
we need a heated rivalry book about a hockey player who has a years long affair with gritty
i’m not sure it would be entertaining to watch but it’d sure shut us all up on thinking the faithful are stupid for never guessing right lol
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 AM
i’m not sure it would be entertaining to watch but it’d sure shut us all up on thinking the faithful are stupid for never guessing right lol
kind of amazing how in 5 seconds bad bunny made villa’s tacos the number one taco joint in LA
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
kind of amazing how in 5 seconds bad bunny made villa’s tacos the number one taco joint in LA