will
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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.
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· Feb 2
RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
RIP to the chaotic iphone note where i drafted my skeets, you saved me from so much garbage 🙏
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
RIP to the chaotic iphone note where i drafted my skeets, you saved me from so much garbage 🙏
honestly really funny that nithya filed to run for mayor with only hours left till the deadline, blowing up the whole race with no chance for any other establishment canidate to file lol
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
honestly really funny that nithya filed to run for mayor with only hours left till the deadline, blowing up the whole race with no chance for any other establishment canidate to file lol
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i coulda made some money here 😔
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
i coulda made some money here 😔
she deadass takes like half the closet home with her it's such a delight
opened YouTube and literally yelled seeing this on my front page
Laura Dern’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
she deadass takes like half the closet home with her it's such a delight
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In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
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Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up
A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"
i didn't even clock that gaga was singing die with a smile cause it actually sounded good lol
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 AM
i didn't even clock that gaga was singing die with a smile cause it actually sounded good lol
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Villa's Tacos founder Victor Villa appeared with his taco cart during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl LX halftime show, marking a rare moment of L.A. street food culture being showcased on one of the world's biggest stages.
🔗 See it: https://ow.ly/gRxg50Ybp64
✍️ Gab Chabrán
📸 Kevin Sabitus/Getty Images
🔗 See it: https://ow.ly/gRxg50Ybp64
✍️ Gab Chabrán
📸 Kevin Sabitus/Getty Images
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Villa's Tacos founder Victor Villa appeared with his taco cart during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl LX halftime show, marking a rare moment of L.A. street food culture being showcased on one of the world's biggest stages.
🔗 See it: https://ow.ly/gRxg50Ybp64
✍️ Gab Chabrán
📸 Kevin Sabitus/Getty Images
🔗 See it: https://ow.ly/gRxg50Ybp64
✍️ Gab Chabrán
📸 Kevin Sabitus/Getty Images
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THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
if it had been the 2025 chicago bears in that game it would’ve been a little more gaggy i’ll tell you that
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
if it had been the 2025 chicago bears in that game it would’ve been a little more gaggy i’ll tell you that
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AYYYOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
AYYYOOOOO
why are there so many potato commercials!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
why are there so many potato commercials!!!!!
finally a touchdown!!!!!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
finally a touchdown!!!!!!!
charles leclerc an arcanine stan…
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
charles leclerc an arcanine stan…
all i’ll say is if titi me pregunto or EoO doesn’t make you want to throw ass you might be medically dead
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
all i’ll say is if titi me pregunto or EoO doesn’t make you want to throw ass you might be medically dead
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They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this
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going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
going great already lmfaoo
i’ve never felt more betrayed than that coinbase commercial i was VIBING
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
i’ve never felt more betrayed than that coinbase commercial i was VIBING
a stop antisemitism ad going into singing toilets…
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
a stop antisemitism ad going into singing toilets…
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The Chicago Bears remain the only professional sports team to score a Hot 100 hit
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The Chicago Bears remain the only professional sports team to score a Hot 100 hit
i’m noticing i can’t lock into football as easily when it’s not the chicago bears doing stunt queen shit lol
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
i’m noticing i can’t lock into football as easily when it’s not the chicago bears doing stunt queen shit lol