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will
@willkeats.bsky.social
very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.

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reminds me of when they debuted that find my friends feature which had a unique way of keeping your privacy intact but everyone was mad about it anyway lol
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
basically the bigger the dick the more fabric you get on your suit which lets you fly a bit farther lmao. so some skiers started injecting shit into their dicks to make them bigger so they’d qualify for bigger suits 🙃
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 AM
absolutely, i nearly impulse bought that Fellini box set she grabbed lol
February 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
i'm shy pooper bathrooms lol
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ignore the insane AI voiceover in this clip but yes lol
Bad Bunny never wears underwear on stage #celebrity #badbunny #kendalljenner #devinbooker #fyp
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February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
i don't know but i doubt she's thought it out that far lol
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
it's unfortunately really great but it sucks
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
can we go back to when being explicitly racist had consequences
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
deal 😅
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
still thinking about when they had a whole ass article about men getting this new haircut called “the travis kelce” aka a fade which has existed for decades
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
do you mind if i use your abs to wash my clothes
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
price is negotiable but you get a big friends & family discount
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
oh my god i forgot about that, that was when it REALLY started to go downhill over there
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
erika vikman mentioned!!!
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
it’s free range AND organic lol
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM