J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
He was the far right-wing character that became president. (even though the actor will always be Andy Botwin from Weeds to me)
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
He was the far right-wing character that became president. (even though the actor will always be Andy Botwin from Weeds to me)
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 21: Sisyphus
The ultimate glutton for punishment, but as Albert Camus said, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. By embracing the absurd, his meaninglessness life's work becomes a powerful, defiant act of living. His can claim victory over his own fate.
The ultimate glutton for punishment, but as Albert Camus said, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. By embracing the absurd, his meaninglessness life's work becomes a powerful, defiant act of living. His can claim victory over his own fate.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 21: Sisyphus
The ultimate glutton for punishment, but as Albert Camus said, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. By embracing the absurd, his meaninglessness life's work becomes a powerful, defiant act of living. His can claim victory over his own fate.
The ultimate glutton for punishment, but as Albert Camus said, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. By embracing the absurd, his meaninglessness life's work becomes a powerful, defiant act of living. His can claim victory over his own fate.
literally just closed the tab I wrote that in and it happened again
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
literally just closed the tab I wrote that in and it happened again
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 19: Miss Piggy
God's Cuntiest Soldier. a true ham for the spotlight, she chews on every scene with a charisma that only outshines her appetite. She simply desires the best (and the most). Some call her high maintenance, but those folks will never understand magnificence.
God's Cuntiest Soldier. a true ham for the spotlight, she chews on every scene with a charisma that only outshines her appetite. She simply desires the best (and the most). Some call her high maintenance, but those folks will never understand magnificence.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 19: Miss Piggy
God's Cuntiest Soldier. a true ham for the spotlight, she chews on every scene with a charisma that only outshines her appetite. She simply desires the best (and the most). Some call her high maintenance, but those folks will never understand magnificence.
God's Cuntiest Soldier. a true ham for the spotlight, she chews on every scene with a charisma that only outshines her appetite. She simply desires the best (and the most). Some call her high maintenance, but those folks will never understand magnificence.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 18: Pac-Man
His life is a frantic race to stuff his face, not for pleasure, but out of grim compulsion. The ghosts are the inevitable consequences of his addiction. He is stuck in the same maze, running until he collapses, driven by a void that no food can ever truly fill.
His life is a frantic race to stuff his face, not for pleasure, but out of grim compulsion. The ghosts are the inevitable consequences of his addiction. He is stuck in the same maze, running until he collapses, driven by a void that no food can ever truly fill.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 18: Pac-Man
His life is a frantic race to stuff his face, not for pleasure, but out of grim compulsion. The ghosts are the inevitable consequences of his addiction. He is stuck in the same maze, running until he collapses, driven by a void that no food can ever truly fill.
His life is a frantic race to stuff his face, not for pleasure, but out of grim compulsion. The ghosts are the inevitable consequences of his addiction. He is stuck in the same maze, running until he collapses, driven by a void that no food can ever truly fill.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 17: The Ouroboros
The ultimate, self-destructive display of the tail wagging the dog. It is a creature trapped in this self imposed circuit it refuses to outgrow, proving that when appetite won’t evolve, the whole body gets drafted into a perpetual, self-cannibalizing feast
The ultimate, self-destructive display of the tail wagging the dog. It is a creature trapped in this self imposed circuit it refuses to outgrow, proving that when appetite won’t evolve, the whole body gets drafted into a perpetual, self-cannibalizing feast
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 17: The Ouroboros
The ultimate, self-destructive display of the tail wagging the dog. It is a creature trapped in this self imposed circuit it refuses to outgrow, proving that when appetite won’t evolve, the whole body gets drafted into a perpetual, self-cannibalizing feast
The ultimate, self-destructive display of the tail wagging the dog. It is a creature trapped in this self imposed circuit it refuses to outgrow, proving that when appetite won’t evolve, the whole body gets drafted into a perpetual, self-cannibalizing feast
it's at the Lana Del Ray courthouse, so maybe I'll go
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
it's at the Lana Del Ray courthouse, so maybe I'll go
trying my hand at viral marketing
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
trying my hand at viral marketing
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 14: Maneater by Nelly Furtado
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 14: Maneater by Nelly Furtado
The mix of emotions I experienced seeing this YouTube recommendation is unlike anything I've ever experienced. A trepidatious slurry of nostalgia, shame, morbid curiosity, and a foreboding sense of doom left me instantly compelled to get up and seek out a new life.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The mix of emotions I experienced seeing this YouTube recommendation is unlike anything I've ever experienced. A trepidatious slurry of nostalgia, shame, morbid curiosity, and a foreboding sense of doom left me instantly compelled to get up and seek out a new life.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 13: Skyboxes
The rich get richer, the poor pay for new football stadiums. This K-shaped economy's country clubification of sport transforms a public venue's experience into a private amenity, reflecting the widening gap between the few who thrive and the many who don't.
The rich get richer, the poor pay for new football stadiums. This K-shaped economy's country clubification of sport transforms a public venue's experience into a private amenity, reflecting the widening gap between the few who thrive and the many who don't.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 13: Skyboxes
The rich get richer, the poor pay for new football stadiums. This K-shaped economy's country clubification of sport transforms a public venue's experience into a private amenity, reflecting the widening gap between the few who thrive and the many who don't.
The rich get richer, the poor pay for new football stadiums. This K-shaped economy's country clubification of sport transforms a public venue's experience into a private amenity, reflecting the widening gap between the few who thrive and the many who don't.
currently in bed
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
currently in bed
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 11: Andre The Giant
The Eighth Wonder of the World. This ring spectacle and cultural icon had an appetite as legendary as his career. Though his 15-year winning streak ended, his record of consuming 119 beers in one sitting stands as proof that his myth was larger than life.
The Eighth Wonder of the World. This ring spectacle and cultural icon had an appetite as legendary as his career. Though his 15-year winning streak ended, his record of consuming 119 beers in one sitting stands as proof that his myth was larger than life.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 11: Andre The Giant
The Eighth Wonder of the World. This ring spectacle and cultural icon had an appetite as legendary as his career. Though his 15-year winning streak ended, his record of consuming 119 beers in one sitting stands as proof that his myth was larger than life.
The Eighth Wonder of the World. This ring spectacle and cultural icon had an appetite as legendary as his career. Though his 15-year winning streak ended, his record of consuming 119 beers in one sitting stands as proof that his myth was larger than life.
Why is an email ad aware of my relationship status and using it as a pity angle to grab my attention
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why is an email ad aware of my relationship status and using it as a pity angle to grab my attention
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 10: Fast Food
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 10: Fast Food
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
When you're on the run all day with an insatiable appetite, there’s nothing like sinking your teeth into something hot & juicy. Some call it a guilty pleasure, but why apologize for what you crave? That hunger keeps you coming back, no matter how messy it gets
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 7: Great British Bake Off
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 7: Great British Bake Off
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
Pressure is merely the engine of change, and in the Bake Off tent it turns bakers into alchemists. Every bake is a lesson in grace under preheated fire. Gluttony can be a joyful, shared celebration of what extraordinary care and sugar can achieve
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 5: V For Vendetta
"Remember, Remember the 5th of November" A corrupt government hoards control, consuming all freedoms it can get its grubby hands on. V's explosive rebellion annihilates that excess, giving the awakened populace the chance to seize their own liberty.
"Remember, Remember the 5th of November" A corrupt government hoards control, consuming all freedoms it can get its grubby hands on. V's explosive rebellion annihilates that excess, giving the awakened populace the chance to seize their own liberty.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 5: V For Vendetta
"Remember, Remember the 5th of November" A corrupt government hoards control, consuming all freedoms it can get its grubby hands on. V's explosive rebellion annihilates that excess, giving the awakened populace the chance to seize their own liberty.
"Remember, Remember the 5th of November" A corrupt government hoards control, consuming all freedoms it can get its grubby hands on. V's explosive rebellion annihilates that excess, giving the awakened populace the chance to seize their own liberty.
democratic party email subject lines always switch between corrupt preacher and horny. today it's horny
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
democratic party email subject lines always switch between corrupt preacher and horny. today it's horny
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 4:
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 4:
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade Borderline Racist Kwanza Cake
Andrew Cuomo's former partner of 14 years (never married - imagine the wedding cake) making what has to be the most vile concoction ever put on film.
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 3: Fucking Garfield
You hate Mondays, and I HATE YOU! The O.G. "Orange Man Bad" is a narcissistic, sentient landfill of entitlement, dripping with the smugness of a creature who knows he’s untouchable because the world enables his mediocrity. I hope you die in your sleep
You hate Mondays, and I HATE YOU! The O.G. "Orange Man Bad" is a narcissistic, sentient landfill of entitlement, dripping with the smugness of a creature who knows he’s untouchable because the world enables his mediocrity. I hope you die in your sleep
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 3: Fucking Garfield
You hate Mondays, and I HATE YOU! The O.G. "Orange Man Bad" is a narcissistic, sentient landfill of entitlement, dripping with the smugness of a creature who knows he’s untouchable because the world enables his mediocrity. I hope you die in your sleep
You hate Mondays, and I HATE YOU! The O.G. "Orange Man Bad" is a narcissistic, sentient landfill of entitlement, dripping with the smugness of a creature who knows he’s untouchable because the world enables his mediocrity. I hope you die in your sleep
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 2: Cookie Monster
An appetite for destruction focused solely on sugar and flour, Cookie Monster embodies a primal excess where his world is driven simply by the next bite. He reminds us that indulgence can be pure, joyful, and entirely without guilt.
An appetite for destruction focused solely on sugar and flour, Cookie Monster embodies a primal excess where his world is driven simply by the next bite. He reminds us that indulgence can be pure, joyful, and entirely without guilt.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 2: Cookie Monster
An appetite for destruction focused solely on sugar and flour, Cookie Monster embodies a primal excess where his world is driven simply by the next bite. He reminds us that indulgence can be pure, joyful, and entirely without guilt.
An appetite for destruction focused solely on sugar and flour, Cookie Monster embodies a primal excess where his world is driven simply by the next bite. He reminds us that indulgence can be pure, joyful, and entirely without guilt.
Bluesky watching the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Bluesky watching the World Series
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 1: After-Halloween Clearance Candy
Fun-size candy, full-size regret. The piles of leftover chocolate bars, gummy worms, and sour patches scream indulgence and excess. It’s a time when self-control is tested, and the temptation to binge is at its peak.
Fun-size candy, full-size regret. The piles of leftover chocolate bars, gummy worms, and sour patches scream indulgence and excess. It’s a time when self-control is tested, and the temptation to binge is at its peak.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Gluttony Month Icon, Day 1: After-Halloween Clearance Candy
Fun-size candy, full-size regret. The piles of leftover chocolate bars, gummy worms, and sour patches scream indulgence and excess. It’s a time when self-control is tested, and the temptation to binge is at its peak.
Fun-size candy, full-size regret. The piles of leftover chocolate bars, gummy worms, and sour patches scream indulgence and excess. It’s a time when self-control is tested, and the temptation to binge is at its peak.