Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
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Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
· Mar 24
Draw me like one of your baths.
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One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
April 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
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man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
December 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
man i have never had as many stupid questions as when i worked at Lush, just thinking about it now and we really put retail workers Through It don't we
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Really been digging this social experiment where they decided to let the worst living person imaginable be president and go about his life completely consequence-free no matter what he does & says, but I reckon you guys have enough data now
December 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Really been digging this social experiment where they decided to let the worst living person imaginable be president and go about his life completely consequence-free no matter what he does & says, but I reckon you guys have enough data now
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So: Trump has finally filed a law suit against the BBC.
New reports say he filed the suit in Florida yesterday.
Am going to have a look at this and will post more later.
New reports say he filed the suit in Florida yesterday.
Am going to have a look at this and will post more later.
December 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
So: Trump has finally filed a law suit against the BBC.
New reports say he filed the suit in Florida yesterday.
Am going to have a look at this and will post more later.
New reports say he filed the suit in Florida yesterday.
Am going to have a look at this and will post more later.
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I'm been at a Richard Tice press conference at which he:
• Refused to say whether he still believes Nigel Farage's school accusers made up their claims, calling the row "old news".
• Refused twice to condemn a Reform candidate who said David Lammy should "go home" to the Caribbean.
• Refused to say whether he still believes Nigel Farage's school accusers made up their claims, calling the row "old news".
• Refused twice to condemn a Reform candidate who said David Lammy should "go home" to the Caribbean.
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'm been at a Richard Tice press conference at which he:
• Refused to say whether he still believes Nigel Farage's school accusers made up their claims, calling the row "old news".
• Refused twice to condemn a Reform candidate who said David Lammy should "go home" to the Caribbean.
• Refused to say whether he still believes Nigel Farage's school accusers made up their claims, calling the row "old news".
• Refused twice to condemn a Reform candidate who said David Lammy should "go home" to the Caribbean.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Someday we will laugh when his name is mentioned in the same breath as men who were truly great. He doesn’t belong now and he won’t belong, ever.
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Someday we will laugh when his name is mentioned in the same breath as men who were truly great. He doesn’t belong now and he won’t belong, ever.
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more realistic dinosaurs
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
more realistic dinosaurs
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All I want for Christmas is eight uninterrupted hours of sleep.
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
All I want for Christmas is eight uninterrupted hours of sleep.
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Seeing a Bluesky post complaining about how the fireworks are scaring the person’s dog.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Seeing a Bluesky post complaining about how the fireworks are scaring the person’s dog.
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Don Jr. could do the funniest thing right now.
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Don Jr. could do the funniest thing right now.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Schools should do what they do best, homicide investigations, and let the FBI return to doing what it does best, providing security details for Kash Patel’s girlfriend and driving her drunk friends home.
Q: Has Kash Patel told you why it's been so difficult for the FBI to identify who the shooter is?
Trump: Really, you have to ask the school a little bit more about that. Because, you know, this was a school problem.
Trump: Really, you have to ask the school a little bit more about that. Because, you know, this was a school problem.
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Schools should do what they do best, homicide investigations, and let the FBI return to doing what it does best, providing security details for Kash Patel’s girlfriend and driving her drunk friends home.
On a bench, next to a seated statue of Ronald McDonald.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
On a bench, next to a seated statue of Ronald McDonald.
Immediately after presenting the Jules Rimet trophy to the winning captain (having held on to it for embarrassingly longer than necessary, before saying "I'd kinda like to keep this").
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Immediately after presenting the Jules Rimet trophy to the winning captain (having held on to it for embarrassingly longer than necessary, before saying "I'd kinda like to keep this").
On the golf course, mid-cheat.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
On the golf course, mid-cheat.
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Her: Could you pass the salt and pepper?
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Her: Could you pass the salt and pepper?
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
Me: No, but I can push it to you.
Her: Push it?
Me: Push it real good.
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was going to do a post about kronecker’s theorem on abelian fields to any algebraic realm of rationality but then remembered who reads these and did one about crying instead
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
was going to do a post about kronecker’s theorem on abelian fields to any algebraic realm of rationality but then remembered who reads these and did one about crying instead
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No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
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Just one of the funniest visuals in any movie, ever
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just one of the funniest visuals in any movie, ever
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Every time you think he can’t go any lower, he grabs a shovel…
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Every time you think he can’t go any lower, he grabs a shovel…
Walking up the steps to Air Force One, reaching the door, then toppling backwards, scattering the entourage like skittles.
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Walking up the steps to Air Force One, reaching the door, then toppling backwards, scattering the entourage like skittles.
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Years ago, I worked for a company that sold sandwiches in airports. I once got a complaint email that someone’s chicken cordon bleu sandwich was missing the chicken. I replied that “cordon bleu” was French for “not there,” and I have not felt that level of job satisfaction since.
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Years ago, I worked for a company that sold sandwiches in airports. I once got a complaint email that someone’s chicken cordon bleu sandwich was missing the chicken. I replied that “cordon bleu” was French for “not there,” and I have not felt that level of job satisfaction since.
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A dog’s anal glands are proof that nobody’s perfect
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A dog’s anal glands are proof that nobody’s perfect