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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 8d

Oh hi! Does anyone fancy…. 🎃 The Spooky Halloween-branded Food Thread of 2025 🎃???

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Em (slutty Halloween costume edition) @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 4h

Me when that one work colleague I hate does literally anything #celebritytraitors

Tom Daley giving Kate Garraway *major* side-eye

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 4h

How could it not be when you've got lapels bigger than Jupiter #CelebrityTraitors

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 4h

Imagine being the funeral stylist for #CelebrityTraitors

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 4h

Kate is giving Linda at the breakfast table and she's not even a Traitor! #CelebrityTraitors

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine a LinkedIn notification that was actually good

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 8h

Co-op Freaky Fruit Worms: I mean, jesus, if you were trick or treating and someone put these in your little bucket, you'd just give up, wouldn't you? It's giving drawer full of mixed up wires but you're not sure what any of the wires are for. (which tbf is very scary) 2/5

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 8h

Co-op Petrifying Pumpkins - Right, we need to have a serious chat on what the word 'petrifying' means because so far, all I've seen are lovely, smiling pumpkins living their best lives and I'm not having it!! Get some blood dripping out of their mouths. Give me fangs for the love of god. FANGS. 2/5

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 8h

Rice Krispie SCARES - a classic of the Halloween snack genre. The skeleton hands enjoying the ScareSquare is downright terrifying obvi - but the flavour is "Creepy-crawly caramel & chocolate!" But what MAKES them creepy crawly, Kelloggs HQ? Why haven't you put little bugs in them?? Get into it! 3/5

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 8h

Maoam Broomstixx Sour: Wowee wow they are not messing about at Maoam are they, bloody hell. You've got the "Halloween monster approved" stamp, you've got that weird green bloke at the bottom, little spider buddy on the letters, the sweets look like broomsticks.. I'm absolutely knackered. 4/5

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

Me the day after three mid-week gin n' tonics

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

Nick: *Solves the puzzle for the sake of the task*
Stephen:

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

The Traitorsification of Faithless' Insomnia just then!!!! #CelebrityTraitors

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

My BF just went "he's smarter than Stephen because he doesn't go around saying 'methinks hamlet' " LOL

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

My winner #CelebrityTraitors

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

When you've done Duolingo for 3 days #CelebrityTraitors

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

Nick Mohammed immediately knowing Celia is one of the best celebs booked and must be protected 👌 #TheTraitors

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

Celia and Alan already holding hands, already my iconic faves within 12 seconds #thetraitors

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

This already happened in series 3, Stephen xox #thetraitors

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

So locked into Celebrity Traitors later

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

M&S mini pumpkin Colin the caterpillars! 🎃 His little orange face!!!! Wish they were called caterpumpkins! Everyone gird your loins for Big Pumpkin Colin who must surely be on the horizon 👀 (he was a skeleton last year for those keeping track 💀) 4/5

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

Aw aren’t they lil’ cuties!!!

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

Omg this is WILD thank you!!!!!

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Simon Brew @simonbrew.bsky.social · 2d

Entertainment websites are disappearing, or having to double down on clickbait etc to keep going. A few thoughts, and a presumably futile request to Google for some guidance.

filmstories.co.uk/news/okay-th...

Okay then, Google: tell us what to do | The future of entertainment websites

Google's search results are, sadly, damaging lots of websites. What does Google actually want? And is it what a human being would want?

filmstories.co.uk

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

Good write up Simon! Recently lost my job (as a web editor) because the focus on web vs ‘social first’ is totally skewed! I hope your digital corner of the ‘net lives on.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 5d

me, singing: AM I SEXUAL

my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh

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