Sophie Hall
@sophlouisehall.bsky.social
Boltonian in London. Garlic bread! ✨
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I guess just milkshake that’s spilt all over the floor? Tax-free though 👌
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I guess just milkshake that’s spilt all over the floor? Tax-free though 👌
I guess that stuff will now only be bought by the crème de la crème of society
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I guess that stuff will now only be bought by the crème de la crème of society
TOP 10 THINGS THAT SUCK DURING WINTER
1. Going to the gym in the rain
2. Opening the freezer
3. Drying clothes
4. Putting on clothes
5. Using your phone with gloves on
6. Being ill every 2-5 days
7. Forgetting your umbrella
8. Breathing
9. Being alive
10. Generally existing
1. Going to the gym in the rain
2. Opening the freezer
3. Drying clothes
4. Putting on clothes
5. Using your phone with gloves on
6. Being ill every 2-5 days
7. Forgetting your umbrella
8. Breathing
9. Being alive
10. Generally existing
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
TOP 10 THINGS THAT SUCK DURING WINTER
1. Going to the gym in the rain
2. Opening the freezer
3. Drying clothes
4. Putting on clothes
5. Using your phone with gloves on
6. Being ill every 2-5 days
7. Forgetting your umbrella
8. Breathing
9. Being alive
10. Generally existing
1. Going to the gym in the rain
2. Opening the freezer
3. Drying clothes
4. Putting on clothes
5. Using your phone with gloves on
6. Being ill every 2-5 days
7. Forgetting your umbrella
8. Breathing
9. Being alive
10. Generally existing
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I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
When you fail to make them laugh but they still have a nice life
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When you fail to make them laugh but they still have a nice life
Genuinely: Frasier goes too hard to be breakfast-casual entertainment
Have had to ban myself from watching Frasier over breakfast because it kept on making me want to take the day off to watch more Frasier
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Genuinely: Frasier goes too hard to be breakfast-casual entertainment
Yes I believe he is trying to kill that freaky puppet
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yes I believe he is trying to kill that freaky puppet
This is the one photo on earth that is somehow not AI
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is the one photo on earth that is somehow not AI
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I stopped using Twitter for many reasons but chief among them is just how fucking tragic it is now
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I stopped using Twitter for many reasons but chief among them is just how fucking tragic it is now
Mesmerised by this photo
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mesmerised by this photo
It totally works, change your name by deed poll. Underrated film imo
November 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It totally works, change your name by deed poll. Underrated film imo
Omg your name
a man with a beard and hat is smiling
ALT: a man with a beard and hat is smiling
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Omg your name
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The Stone Roses - Fools Gold (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me walking round the house in my duvet this morning now the cold snap has come
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Me walking round the house in my duvet this morning now the cold snap has come
Apparently my hot water bottle is over-age, but we’re still going!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Apparently my hot water bottle is over-age, but we’re still going!!!
Good question. Or is it a siestbrrrr
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Good question. Or is it a siestbrrrr
They need to invent a special break in the middle of the day where we’re allowed to curl up in a ball for one hour, until spring
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
They need to invent a special break in the middle of the day where we’re allowed to curl up in a ball for one hour, until spring
You've made him sad now!
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You've made him sad now!
Daddy's waiting
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Daddy's waiting
still available :) x www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12679533...
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
still available :) x www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12679533...
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"rewrite with AI"
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"rewrite with AI"
you have very good opinions on this matter
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
you have very good opinions on this matter