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Mel Campbell
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Film/TV critic, copyeditor, author and shadow academic on Wurundjeri Woiwurrung country
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"I'm sorry if this message bothered you. If it did, plz just ignore it."
I’m Mahmoud from Gaza
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety. Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
#Molly_Shah
gofund.me/4a1deff15
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS the cops have 'Designated' Melbourne's CBD & all nearby parkland a 'Zone' where you have to let them search you, empty your bags & pockets, & remove "headwear, jackets, scarves" 🤔 🇵🇸 & any "face covering" that protects you from injurious "crowd-controlling substances" ACAB
Public notice: Melbourne CBD - Sunday 30 November 2025 to Friday 29 May 2026
A public notice for Melbourne CBD and surrounds from Sunday 30 November 2025 to Friday 29 May 2026.
www.police.vic.gov.au
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wong can get tf down off that high horse, considering that as Foreign Minister, she refuses to sanction lsraeI for its genocide of PaIestinians – a failure of moral leadership (as well as international legal obligation) that has only emboldened racists like Hanson and Babet
Penny Wong spks of a 7yr old girl who after Pauline Hanson’s racist stunt, asked her mum “do all Christians hate Muslims?”
Ralph Babet interjects “I do!”
Not just a racist, an openly hateful one too. Our parliament is a clown show of filth.
Wong “And we see it again” Yup #Senate
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'd love to have a dilute ginger cat! Like an apricot-coloured cat, or peaches and cream
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Israel has violated the U.S.-brokered Gaza ceasefire nearly 500 times in 44 days—killing 342 civilians, including children, women, and the elderly.

That's more than 11 violations every single day.

The genocide never stopped. Palestinians are still being killed.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I bought some ‘keto meal replacement’ powder from Cheaper Buy Miles (for $8; costs $25 at Woolworths) and just decided to try some. My god! I was expecting a shake like other protein powders I have tried, but this is like a pudding. They need to warn people about the viscous texture
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I have two things I would really like people to internalize about the fashion industry/garment manufacturing, and they are:

1. Mass manufactured clothes are only ever intended to fit "good enough," and;

2. Everything you wear was made by actual human people.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“the cost breakdown included $4.1 million for the redesign, $79.8 million for the website build, and the site's launch and security testing cost $12.6 million”
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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millions of belles dames a year are avec merci, yet the media focuses on the one or two who are sans merci
January 4, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Yesterday I was listening to the 2007 Yeasayer song ‘2080’ & realised I’d been singing a mondegreen all this time

Real lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 sons and be blood when they marry my daughters”

My lyrics: “Yeah, you can have 21 cents in your bag in American dollars”
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Saw that my favourite Finnish rye crackers are back at Cheaper Buy Miles and said excitedly aloud, “OH MY GHODDD” only to look up and see a young man looking at me like 🗿
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Deliver us from evil"
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It always annoys me when fictional character names feel gimmicky, seemingly chosen to sound cool or pretty like a pet's name, for heavy-handed thematic meaning, or to make an in-joke over the character's head, rather than revealing the character's own family, history or culture
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Gmail constantly pushes its AI on me by making the word "Polish" hover near the text as I'm writing an email

this never fails to confuse me as for a split second I always think it's offering to translate the email into Polish
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Macquarie University used to have a cool webpage on 'ethnocultural' AU accents with embedded audio clips of speakers from different cultural backgrounds, but they've taken the page down now & the archived version doesn't preserve the audio
I don't want to fall into a research rabbit hole on this, but the AU 'ethnocultural' accent is def influencing younger AU speakers the same way MLE is; in the '70s–'90s it was called the 'wog' accent but now it incorporates SW Asian, African, Māori & Pasifika influences

And I like it too!
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I saw a video on the vowel evolution in southern British accents over the last century (from Received Pronunciation to Multicultural London English) where SO MANY RACIST LOSERS felt the urge to show how fukt in the head they were by commenting that MLE was "ugly" & "sounds bad", "I hate it", etc
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Performers get horribly injured by mistimed Broadway special effects?

Problematic stage gap.
Somebody's taken out an entire chapter of your book?

Problematic page gap.
Wizard keeps throwing fireballs like confetti every combat while sorcerer keeps spending sorcery points trying to perfect subtle spells?

Problematic mage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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this is too on the nose
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I find publications about digital media whose titles play on 'net' and 'web' to be embarrassingly dated
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM