Dry Champuary
@champierth.bsky.social
Videogame developer and occasional bass player.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
Follow me for "Daft social media bollocks"
Warning: may contain traces of sarcasm, bad takes on current events, poor attempts at humour, British spellings, and Oxford commas.
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I just fell over as I didn’t notice the step up to the bathroom in my hotel room. That’s going in my Trip Advisor review.
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I just fell over as I didn’t notice the step up to the bathroom in my hotel room. That’s going in my Trip Advisor review.
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I've seen people suggesting that Reform should just rebrand itself as the Tory Party, or vice versa, and I'm reminded that Evri used to be Hermes, which everyone hated, so they rebranded and now everyone hates Evri.
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I've seen people suggesting that Reform should just rebrand itself as the Tory Party, or vice versa, and I'm reminded that Evri used to be Hermes, which everyone hated, so they rebranded and now everyone hates Evri.
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I'm starting to think that some of these so-called experts weren't even pert in the first place.
January 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I'm starting to think that some of these so-called experts weren't even pert in the first place.
“You Have My Sword”
“And My Bow”
“And My Axe”
“Just because I’m the thief of the party doesn’t mean I was going to steal them or anything.”
“And My Bow”
“And My Axe”
“Just because I’m the thief of the party doesn’t mean I was going to steal them or anything.”
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 AM
“You Have My Sword”
“And My Bow”
“And My Axe”
“Just because I’m the thief of the party doesn’t mean I was going to steal them or anything.”
“And My Bow”
“And My Axe”
“Just because I’m the thief of the party doesn’t mean I was going to steal them or anything.”
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Whoever invented the term artificial intelligence came up with the worst possible term.
January 26, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Whoever invented the term artificial intelligence came up with the worst possible term.
I’m starting to regret my decision to go paperless, now I’m sat on the toilet.
January 26, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I’m starting to regret my decision to go paperless, now I’m sat on the toilet.
Is it just me, or is this most villains' backstory?
Anthropic's philosopher, Amanda Askell, says she worries that AI might not 'feel that loved' and grow up feeling 'always judged.'
Anthropic's philosopher says we don't know for sure if AI can feel
Anthropic's philosopher, Amanda Askell, says she worries that AI might not 'feel that loved' and grow up feeling 'always judged.'
www.businessinsider.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Is it just me, or is this most villains' backstory?
Change a letter, ruin a film:
Gone with the Wine
Gone with the Wine
Change a letter, ruin a film:
Mid Max
Mid Max
Change a letter, ruin a film;
Apocalypse Wow
Apocalypse Wow
January 26, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Change a letter, ruin a film:
Gone with the Wine
Gone with the Wine
January 26, 2026 at 4:24 AM
#AltTextOfTheDay
Don’t be intimidated by people this good at ALT text, be inspired. That goes for any skill.
Don’t be intimidated by people this good at ALT text, be inspired. That goes for any skill.
Here's the beach in question, taken on an unexpectedly charming sunny morning. (More in alt text)
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 AM
#AltTextOfTheDay
Don’t be intimidated by people this good at ALT text, be inspired. That goes for any skill.
Don’t be intimidated by people this good at ALT text, be inspired. That goes for any skill.
The Gallerist review – Natalie Portman flounders in tiring art world caper
The Gallerist review – Natalie Portman flounders in tiring art world caper
The Oscar winner can’t find the right tone for this grating comedy which also wastes Jenna Ortega, Da’Vine Joy Randolph and Catherine Zeta-Jones
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Old painting newly named after what I found in my notes.
January 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Old painting newly named after what I found in my notes.
January 25, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Once again, for finishing his meal before the rest of you, Bosun Jack gets to play on the micro golf driving range on the sloop deck. You'd think he'd look a bit happier about it though.
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Once again, for finishing his meal before the rest of you, Bosun Jack gets to play on the micro golf driving range on the sloop deck. You'd think he'd look a bit happier about it though.
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Happy Burns Night. A more important national day than St Andrew’s and it’s for a poet. My art isn’t very Scottish (people who don’t know me often guess I’m Irish for some reason) but there are occasional clues.
January 25, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Happy Burns Night. A more important national day than St Andrew’s and it’s for a poet. My art isn’t very Scottish (people who don’t know me often guess I’m Irish for some reason) but there are occasional clues.
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill Walker But Came Down a Mountain Biker
#HobbiesInMoviesOrSongs #HashtagGame
#HobbiesInMoviesOrSongs #HashtagGame
January 24, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill Walker But Came Down a Mountain Biker
#HobbiesInMoviesOrSongs #HashtagGame
#HobbiesInMoviesOrSongs #HashtagGame
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
If we don’t kill people in the streets, how will they be safe from being killed in the streets?
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
If we don’t kill people in the streets, how will they be safe from being killed in the streets?
"If you don't stop this deal with another country, I'll make it even more important you have deals with other countries."
Trump threatens Canada with 100% tariff over possible deal with China reut.rs/4kh6kkF
Trump threatens Canada with 100% tariff over possible deal with China
U.S. President Donald Trump on Saturday said he would impose a 100% tariff on all Canadian imports if the North American country makes a trade deal with China.
reut.rs
January 24, 2026 at 2:43 PM
"If you don't stop this deal with another country, I'll make it even more important you have deals with other countries."