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SethFromThe716
@sethfromthe716.bsky.social
Music. Jokes. Hashtagger. #BillsMafia #LetsGoBuffalo #Sabres #USAF vet. Pug mourner.

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around.
Pinned
I told him the date

He remembered it was his mother's birthday

He asked where she was

I reminded him she's gone

I didn't want to mention how long it's been, though I pointed out she'd be 112 now

Not sure if it even registered, or if he already forgot the whole conversation
Of course Jared Kushner did his usual backchannel matchmaking between Trump and Putin for Russia to rob Ukraine of any semblance of fairness in ending the war.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
#TheSongOnTheJukeboxIs some really bad country, followed by some rock that someone threw at the machine.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
#TheSongOnTheJukeboxIs a cover of a KISS song, but shorter than the original.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
#TheSongOnTheJukeboxIs skipping, but we just pretend it's a remix.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
#TheSongOnTheJukeboxIs the 22:40 live version of "Whipping Post" from the Allman Brothers' Fillmore East album, and everyone in the bar is PISSED!
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ukraine was never going to get a fair deal

It's obvious Russia wrote it

Trump's people only had to translate it all to English

And we know where Vladimir Putin keeps his pen is:
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Trump is a Russian Asset and Putin's Puppet!
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor

Whoa! Heavy Odor!
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor

Where's Henry's Oboe?
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor

Where's Hell, Officer?
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor

Women Have Orgasms
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
#WHOcouldAlsoStandFor

Whores Have Openings
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Tom Brady DEFINITELY said that word, and that wasn't a "CK" sound in the middle, but it was a Hard R after it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm so screwed.

Do you know how much a ticket is for going 10 light years over the speed limit?

#AboardMySpacecraft
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There's not a lot of extra space

#AboardMySpacecraft
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There are holders for spit cups

#AboardMySpacecraft
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Tom Brady definitely turned in a paper for "A Comedy Of Mistakes" in college that he asked someone else to write, and they kept the title wrong to fuck with him.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Tom Brady tried making "A Comedy Of Errors" into "A Comedy Of Mistakes"

They're not interchangeable in that context, Tom.
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Buffalo goal!

Scored by Beck Malenstyn with 01:24 remaining in the 2nd period.

Assisted by Peyton Krebs and Tyson Kozak.

Buffalo: 3
Carolina: 1

#CARvsBUF #SabreHood #RaiseUp
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
So good

Almost theatrical, but still some raw savageness
The Room Where She Died by ALISSA
YouTube video by Alissa White-Gluz
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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HEY, ICE! What Seth said!👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Especially, “GET A [FU_KING] WARRANT”!
Hey, ICE, IF you're going to grab people at all, investigate, make sure they've committed some legitimate crime, GET A FUCKING WARRANT, and detain them where you're not going to disrupt other people's lives.

Stop just invading businesses to grab workers with a valid visa.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Not sure if these are the right lottery numbers...

I got 86 47, and either 25 or 2
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The gift keeps on giving...
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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This one is epic!

How many times has Elon himself RTed this account?
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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The new account location feature is having some hilarious results, especially among the folks on the right, who are suddenly realizing some of their own aren't what they thought:
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM