@Joust_A_Minute
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Depression, anxiety. Heavily medicated for your safety.
There is no such thing as a dirty mind...
Just a sense of humour with adult content.
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There is no such thing as a dirty mind...
Just a sense of humour with adult content.
Twitter @Joust_A_Minute (For now)🔞
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To be honest the first half of this palindrome is much better than naht retteb hcum si emordnilap siht fo flah tsrif eht tsenoh eb ot.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
To be honest the first half of this palindrome is much better than naht retteb hcum si emordnilap siht fo flah tsrif eht tsenoh eb ot.
“I was a child prodigy y’know.”
“You were precociously talented?”
“No. I set fire to stuff.”
“You were precociously talented?”
“No. I set fire to stuff.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“I was a child prodigy y’know.”
“You were precociously talented?”
“No. I set fire to stuff.”
“You were precociously talented?”
“No. I set fire to stuff.”
“I was wondering if I could take you out sometime?” ~ The world’s politest hitman.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“I was wondering if I could take you out sometime?” ~ The world’s politest hitman.
I started reading a book yesterday and I just can’t put it down.
It’s printed on flypaper.
It’s printed on flypaper.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I started reading a book yesterday and I just can’t put it down.
It’s printed on flypaper.
It’s printed on flypaper.
FUNFACT: You can be disqualified from any Scrabble tournament for flicking the Vs at someone.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
FUNFACT: You can be disqualified from any Scrabble tournament for flicking the Vs at someone.
I always remember Max Bygraves giving me advice on the best way to measure a horse.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I always remember Max Bygraves giving me advice on the best way to measure a horse.
I’m sorry but if people only want to talk to me to hear my impression of a talking clock then I’m not going to give them the time of day.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I’m sorry but if people only want to talk to me to hear my impression of a talking clock then I’m not going to give them the time of day.
At what age can you get one of those panic buttons old people wear around your neck? I really want a cup of tea.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
At what age can you get one of those panic buttons old people wear around your neck? I really want a cup of tea.
Anyone starting a business robbing bungalows?
I’m looking to get in on the ground floor.
I’m looking to get in on the ground floor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Anyone starting a business robbing bungalows?
I’m looking to get in on the ground floor.
I’m looking to get in on the ground floor.
These anti-gullibility crystals I got on the Internet seem to be doing the trick.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
These anti-gullibility crystals I got on the Internet seem to be doing the trick.
The closest I ever came to taking part in the boat race was when we did the ‘Oops upside your head’ dance in a pub just outside Cambridge.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The closest I ever came to taking part in the boat race was when we did the ‘Oops upside your head’ dance in a pub just outside Cambridge.
Been made to join a boxing club to toughen me up, which is great because I love skipping.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Been made to join a boxing club to toughen me up, which is great because I love skipping.
FUNFACT: The hardest thing about making silent films was trying to get everyone to be quiet on set.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
FUNFACT: The hardest thing about making silent films was trying to get everyone to be quiet on set.
I have an imaginary child from a previous mirage.
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I have an imaginary child from a previous mirage.
My mate’s been revelling in it since he introduced chocolate confectionery to his sex life.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
My mate’s been revelling in it since he introduced chocolate confectionery to his sex life.
Remember: A life of quiet, steady contemplation is the surest path to wisdom. And haemorrhoids.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Remember: A life of quiet, steady contemplation is the surest path to wisdom. And haemorrhoids.
I went on a date with a girl from a dating website last night. I was worried she’d be fatter than she looked in her pictures.
Turns out he wasn’t.
Turns out he wasn’t.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I went on a date with a girl from a dating website last night. I was worried she’d be fatter than she looked in her pictures.
Turns out he wasn’t.
Turns out he wasn’t.
TOPTIP : Avoid the hassle of owning a fridge by simply only ever buying red wine.
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
TOPTIP : Avoid the hassle of owning a fridge by simply only ever buying red wine.
I’ve found a way of keeping the kids away from hot water. I put the dishes in it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’ve found a way of keeping the kids away from hot water. I put the dishes in it.
Just back home from the park. Watching the Moshi Monsters movie and doing some colouring in pictures. I wish I had the kids this weekend.
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just back home from the park. Watching the Moshi Monsters movie and doing some colouring in pictures. I wish I had the kids this weekend.
TOPTIP: Always do your research. I just spent a week in my pants practising diving into a bucket before my audition for The Mousetrap.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
TOPTIP: Always do your research. I just spent a week in my pants practising diving into a bucket before my audition for The Mousetrap.
When you walk through the storm; Hold your head up high… unless there’s lightning, in which case we advise you to get indoors quickly.
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
When you walk through the storm; Hold your head up high… unless there’s lightning, in which case we advise you to get indoors quickly.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It’s so annoying when I’m having sex with the wife and she starts humming the Countdown music.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It’s so annoying when I’m having sex with the wife and she starts humming the Countdown music.
I should’nt of skipped that grammar class.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I should’nt of skipped that grammar class.