Matt Holland Author Dot Com
@gallaethamatt.bsky.social
Glorious amateur. Writer. Pulp Idol 2023 finalist. He/Him
Website: http://matthollandauthor.com/
Videos: https://www.youtube.com/@gallaetha_matt/videos
Books: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52J?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin
Website: http://matthollandauthor.com/
Videos: https://www.youtube.com/@gallaetha_matt/videos
Books: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0753GZ52J?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin
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Labour party today:
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Labour party today:
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
- Disabled people can’t drive Audis, BMWs and Mercedes on Motability. No to £25k Audis but £36k Nissans are fine
- Discredited PFI to return for funding NHS projects
- Trial by jury to be axed except for most serious cases
That’s just today
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Conservation or genocide? A new video is premiering tonight at 19:00! Give it a like and a share and tune in for the premier
youtu.be/d-9I69WZrU0?...
youtu.be/d-9I69WZrU0?...
Conservation or Genocide?
YouTube video by JohntheDuncan
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Conservation or genocide? A new video is premiering tonight at 19:00! Give it a like and a share and tune in for the premier
youtu.be/d-9I69WZrU0?...
youtu.be/d-9I69WZrU0?...
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U.K. court un-divorces linehan in recent ruling
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
U.K. court un-divorces linehan in recent ruling
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the alt-right playbook, 2017-2025
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the alt-right playbook, 2017-2025
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I wonder if I spent all day, every day, for years, calling Graham Linehan - or the judge - a nonce and then, when I saw him in the street screamed it in his face and smashed his phone, would a judge find I had done no harassing?
And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim
And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I wonder if I spent all day, every day, for years, calling Graham Linehan - or the judge - a nonce and then, when I saw him in the street screamed it in his face and smashed his phone, would a judge find I had done no harassing?
And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim
And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim
I know I banged on about this yesterday and I know it pisses a lot of people off when I advocate for my career. But it's not just about the money. In the attention economy where everyone is fighting to get noticed by the algorithm, stealing a book actively pushes it down in the algorithm >
I do feel like people love to steal from authors more than they do from most other creatives. People tend to keep their heads down and have the decency to feel bad about pirating from musicians, but there are people almost proud of stealing the work from authors
People who pirate books: “I just think art and literature should be FREE to everyone!”
Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I know I banged on about this yesterday and I know it pisses a lot of people off when I advocate for my career. But it's not just about the money. In the attention economy where everyone is fighting to get noticed by the algorithm, stealing a book actively pushes it down in the algorithm >
His safeword is "Get up. Go home. I'm opposed to what you're umm doing."
Imagine shagging like Keir Starmer
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
His safeword is "Get up. Go home. I'm opposed to what you're umm doing."
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this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
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Pacino is amazing, I think James Caan is terrific, both of those roles just seem obviously well performed and then there’s a big cartoon cat
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pacino is amazing, I think James Caan is terrific, both of those roles just seem obviously well performed and then there’s a big cartoon cat
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Gonna pull this out, since you added me to the "classism" thread.
People pirated from Skyla Dawn Cameron, who has talked about how much she's struggling this year. I'm pretty sure Skyla know how poor "poor" can be.
And you made a giant ass thread justifying stealing from people like her.
People pirated from Skyla Dawn Cameron, who has talked about how much she's struggling this year. I'm pretty sure Skyla know how poor "poor" can be.
And you made a giant ass thread justifying stealing from people like her.
People in my social circles, myself included, are saving up scraps of money just for some groceries.
I don't think you get how poor "poor" can be.
I don't think you get how poor "poor" can be.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Gonna pull this out, since you added me to the "classism" thread.
People pirated from Skyla Dawn Cameron, who has talked about how much she's struggling this year. I'm pretty sure Skyla know how poor "poor" can be.
And you made a giant ass thread justifying stealing from people like her.
People pirated from Skyla Dawn Cameron, who has talked about how much she's struggling this year. I'm pretty sure Skyla know how poor "poor" can be.
And you made a giant ass thread justifying stealing from people like her.
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I sniff glue gun paste, now my face is plastic (Plastic)
Having a gang bang to Jackson Five (That's right)
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife, what a prat, goodbye
No (Bitch), don't talk to me
Unless it's an emergency
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
Having a gang bang to Jackson Five (That's right)
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife, what a prat, goodbye
No (Bitch), don't talk to me
Unless it's an emergency
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I sniff glue gun paste, now my face is plastic (Plastic)
Having a gang bang to Jackson Five (That's right)
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife, what a prat, goodbye
No (Bitch), don't talk to me
Unless it's an emergency
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
Having a gang bang to Jackson Five (That's right)
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife, what a prat, goodbye
No (Bitch), don't talk to me
Unless it's an emergency
I gotta go, I gotta take a number three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
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If you want free or more affordable books, don't steal them - advocate for universal basic income so authors can write the damn things without having to work a day job 8-10 hours a day or subsist on Venmo money.
People who pirate books: “I just think art and literature should be FREE to everyone!”
Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you want free or more affordable books, don't steal them - advocate for universal basic income so authors can write the damn things without having to work a day job 8-10 hours a day or subsist on Venmo money.
I can't remember who said it but on one of the episodes of @praxiscast.bsky.social a few weeks ago someone said "we need a Nebula for writers" as a joke, but that is seriously such a good idea
I do feel like people love to steal from authors more than they do from most other creatives. People tend to keep their heads down and have the decency to feel bad about pirating from musicians, but there are people almost proud of stealing the work from authors
People who pirate books: “I just think art and literature should be FREE to everyone!”
Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I can't remember who said it but on one of the episodes of @praxiscast.bsky.social a few weeks ago someone said "we need a Nebula for writers" as a joke, but that is seriously such a good idea
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Writer may be the only job where you can work for 100+ hours and then charge $2.99 for what you produced and someone will call you greedy with a complete lack of self awareness because you aren't offering it for free on Kindle.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Writer may be the only job where you can work for 100+ hours and then charge $2.99 for what you produced and someone will call you greedy with a complete lack of self awareness because you aren't offering it for free on Kindle.
I do feel like people love to steal from authors more than they do from most other creatives. People tend to keep their heads down and have the decency to feel bad about pirating from musicians, but there are people almost proud of stealing the work from authors
People who pirate books: “I just think art and literature should be FREE to everyone!”
Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
Yes, I too would love to live in a world where art is accessible freely to all and yet artists are paid a living wage, but as this magical wagical pixie wixie land does not exist, please don’t steal from us.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I do feel like people love to steal from authors more than they do from most other creatives. People tend to keep their heads down and have the decency to feel bad about pirating from musicians, but there are people almost proud of stealing the work from authors
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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I know it is emotionally exhausting, but: if you can’t use a trial or a library, you can ASK US (for a review copy if you understandably don’t want authors to know why you’re really asking) and, if we can, we’re happy to help.
Just. Be a decent human being. Most of us are in the same boat as you.
Just. Be a decent human being. Most of us are in the same boat as you.
I did a thread a few weeks ago of "authors link your stuff" & one of my author friends who is one emergency away from being homeless had a massive spike in downloads on Anna's Archive from people *who follow me* complaining about how they are poor & should be allowed to steal from other poor people
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I know it is emotionally exhausting, but: if you can’t use a trial or a library, you can ASK US (for a review copy if you understandably don’t want authors to know why you’re really asking) and, if we can, we’re happy to help.
Just. Be a decent human being. Most of us are in the same boat as you.
Just. Be a decent human being. Most of us are in the same boat as you.
New Sbemail!? New Sbemail! After forty-five years or however long it's been
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New Sbemail!? New Sbemail! After forty-five years or however long it's been
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"student politics" is when you pay attention to things, "sensible politics" is when you pray to the god of tough decisions for a bountiful harvest
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"student politics" is when you pay attention to things, "sensible politics" is when you pray to the god of tough decisions for a bountiful harvest
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@patstaresat.bsky.social on ＡＩ doomerism
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