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Darlingtinychocolate

Part-time Purveyor of Potato Porn
This page contains food pics
Seriously, there's like a fuckton of food pics in here
Home of #Vees100Bakes and #VeeMakes
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This is your semi-regular PSA that I post a LOT of food pics (it's really all I've got going for me), and they are all tagged #VeeMakes or in the case of my completed challenge #Vees100Bakes. Please feel free to mute both and/or me if you would rather not see them.
#VeeMakes

Operation Sausage has been a success 🎉
There's definitely room for improvement, but for a recipe I cobbled together and a technique I guessed at, it ain't half bad!
Behold, a battered curry sausage:
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.

I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There is experimental foodie fun afoot here at House of Vee. Please send any and all good vibes you can spare
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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To be honest the first half of this palindrome is much better than naht retteb hcum si emordnilap siht fo flah tsrif eht tsenoh eb ot.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
#VeeMakes

At lunchtime, I decided I couldn't really be arsed with cooking dinner tonight and somehow that led to making pizza whirls
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I wasn't hungry when I fed everyone else earlier, and yet since then I've eaten two packets of crisps, a bag of mini cookies, a slice of cinnamon focaccia, and half a bag of chocolate pretzels.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wine
Money
Chop

First two are good, last could go either way really
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Marriage
Beach
Ass

I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
No. Bad supermarket. Stop it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Made a cinnamon bun focaccia with a maple glaze earlier, and while it is ugly as all hell, it tastes incredible
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Once again, I am forced to admit that my children are the most ridiculous people in the world, and it is almost entirely my own doing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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PSA: alt text is not just for the visually impaired, but also for those of us who don’t want to reverse image search your gif to find out what you’re on about
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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You absolute…
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Got knocked up
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Pinched from Tumblr...
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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DOCTOR: How did you hurt your neck?

ME: (Thinking back to when I bopped too hard to Phil Collins 1984 hit "Sussudio" in the car while driving to Aldi for Secret Cheese)

ME: Sex Games.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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the (rail replacement) vengabus is coming
and everybody's grumbling
some routes have been amended
journey times are extended
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Is it time yet?
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Only just found out a mood ring isn't a peri-menopause support group.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Thanks?
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Anyway hello
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM