Capybaras are so cute! Was it as fun as it sounds?

Oh my days, look at him 😍

That's ambitious for a school night.

Happy birthday 🥳
What was your favourite animal at the zoo?

Weren't me babes, yellow is so not my colour

Omg, that looks incredible

That's 'cause you've got a poet's heart

That's probably part of it. It sort of sounds like they've frankensteined two unrelated and discordant words

I have no good explanation as to why, but I don't like the word speculoos

Reese's, but I'm intrigued by lemon meringue and apple pie.

I can and frequently do. I always have music on in the background though, so I'm hearing it but not actively listening to it, if that makes sense?

That is a fabulous dress!

My life flashed before my eyes, along with the thought: "Well, this is an embarrassing way to die"

Oh, the strings of letters are equally incomprehensible to me. I wish they'd learn that it'd be quicker and easier for both of us if they just used proper words in the first place instead of us having to fanny about with back and forth clarifications

Me to Middle the other day: "I don't speak emoji, please use actual words"

I normally like smeg stuff but cripes that's ugly.