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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 4h

....no

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 4h

i definitely believe and agree with you

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 4h

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 6h

Area Grandma Enjoys Flourishing Correspondence With Mailer-Daemon

PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL—Saying it provides a pleasant and rewarding diversion from the quietness of living alone, local grandmother Rosemary Burke confirmed Wednesday that she has been enjoying a thriv...

theonion.com

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 7h

There were people in our seats at a Jerry Seinfeld show in Connecticut and Jerry had them killed

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 7h

oh sorry I was thinking of Susan Powter. We talking Powter?

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 7h

we talkin Powder?

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 9h

wow @effectua.bsky.social i remember you telling me in Jan that it seemed intentional

Uber driver accused of intentionally starting fire that destroyed Pacific Palisades

Authorities announced the arrest of 29-year-old Jonathan Rinderknecht, who is suspected of setting a fire on New Year’s Eve that eventually became the Palisades fire.

www.latimes.com

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10h

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 9h

I made friends 16 years ago with people cracking stupid jokes online and a surprising amount of us are still going strong.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 21h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 9h

The kids want Barry Sadler singing Ballad of the Green Berets. If I’m wrong I’ll eat my own ass

Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 10h

lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy

“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 10h

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 10h

Praise god for this wonderful gaffe

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 11h

Someone on a work call just said “golden showers” when they meant to say “golden parachutes.” It was…incredible

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 12h

Ugh I’m sorry

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 13h

been dealing with tinnitus for a few years now and for the most part i am used to it, but sometimes when things get real quiet the little ringing sound is the only thing i can focus on and i'm like ok today is the day that i flip out

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 13h

:)

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Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 13h

i whip off my helmet like a baseball catcher every time i come on here to reply to some dumb ass horse shit reply. and yeah--i wear a helmet inside!!!!