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Dylan

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a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · Aug 6

Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead

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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 7h

every fucking time

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 4h

fucking me up that 200 Miles To Oregon is not a real Glenn Ford movie

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h

The idea of a Reds fan in fucking Buffalo makes me laugh so much, god bless your dad

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 6h

I assume Clayton Kershaw is being punished by God because he again didn't do something heterosexually enough. That's on him.

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🎃Spooky Joe 🎃 @maggard.wtf · 6h

"It's tough to watch Clayton Kershaw struggle like this." No, no it's really not,

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 6h

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 7h

Congratulations, you played yourself

Charlie Kirk memorial at the Yankees jumbotron

Trump shaking hands with the Yankee players in their locker room

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h

lmao you fucking homophobe choke artist

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h

Vintage Kershaw lmao

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Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 6h

the cameras cutting to A-Rod and Jeter as they do this is cinema

James G @orth.ca · 7h

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

Choosing to interpret this as you saying 2017 is legit, thank you

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

Every Facebook page in 2009 was called like "got enemies? good, that means you stood for something-eminem"

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deep_land @myfakeironlung.bsky.social · 7h

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

Aaron Judge, you will never have a ring ya loser bum

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

lmao fuck off Yankees

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

wow bonner almost made that

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

HOLY SHIT AJA WILSON WOW

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

god this game rocks lol

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

REAL HOOPS

Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h

Aja Wilson is insanely good at basketball

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 9h

Finals unfortunately over, Phoenix seems cooked

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 9h

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12h

“Another team” is some incredible self confidence

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 13h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 9h

sorry but I only have room for ONE song about someone's penis open.spotify.com/track/1rhj9A...

Gary's Got a Boner

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