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@bizzo.bsky.social
You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.
I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.
http://noencores.neocities.org
I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.
http://noencores.neocities.org
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Steam Curator: Adventures in Moon Logic
Adventures, Narrative Puzzle Games, "Walking Simulators," Hidden Object and Visual Novels Ranked by Prevalence of Moon-Logic and Other Unintuitive Nonsense
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store.steampowered.com/curator/1130... Might as well mention I have a Steam curator for point-and-click adventures, puzzle games, and more puzzley visual novels and hidden object games
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Everybody gangster til Beater and Biter show up.
January 4, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Everybody gangster til Beater and Biter show up.
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me when I tell a Chinese trader in Path of Exile "xie xie":
January 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
me when I tell a Chinese trader in Path of Exile "xie xie":
when did the trend toward firing head coaches really begin
because I have an inkling but I don't trust it because it's kind of "you were exactly the age to begin noticing"
because I have an inkling but I don't trust it because it's kind of "you were exactly the age to begin noticing"
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
when did the trend toward firing head coaches really begin
because I have an inkling but I don't trust it because it's kind of "you were exactly the age to begin noticing"
because I have an inkling but I don't trust it because it's kind of "you were exactly the age to begin noticing"
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To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
what if it was martin liuther kang and instead of nonviolence he practiced biting people's torsos off in his dragon form
January 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
what if it was martin liuther kang and instead of nonviolence he practiced biting people's torsos off in his dragon form
fuckin hell the song in ep 2 credits of Dispatch had me laugh so hard I spat and coughed
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
fuckin hell the song in ep 2 credits of Dispatch had me laugh so hard I spat and coughed
making a kickstarter for the project that will heal America: extra scenes in Forrest Gump where he meets another president -- Donald Trump -- and calls him the r-word
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
making a kickstarter for the project that will heal America: extra scenes in Forrest Gump where he meets another president -- Donald Trump -- and calls him the r-word
Imagine if the cornfield boy from the Twilight Zone didn't actually have powers and everybody just convinced him he did by complying with his demands to go to the cornfield
That's the president
That's the president
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Imagine if the cornfield boy from the Twilight Zone didn't actually have powers and everybody just convinced him he did by complying with his demands to go to the cornfield
That's the president
That's the president
Ach verdammt, es schneit.
January 19, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Ach verdammt, es schneit.
Screaming for vengeance,
We need some new email sign offs: "yours sincerely," and "best wishes," and all those are done. So I'm thinking
- clement tidings,
- supposedly,
- in accordance with the law,
- with buyers remorse,
- questing after justice,
- in the hope of more hooplah,
- guessing,
- with gentle reminders,
- clement tidings,
- supposedly,
- in accordance with the law,
- with buyers remorse,
- questing after justice,
- in the hope of more hooplah,
- guessing,
- with gentle reminders,
January 19, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Screaming for vengeance,
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 AM
You telling me I fried this rice?
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
You telling me I fried this rice?
FUCK YOU STEVE BANNON
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
FUCK YOU STEVE BANNON
why does toxic got his dick out
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
why does toxic got his dick out
incidentally "there's levels to this" is one of those phrases that gets me irrationally annoyed
like have the guts to say "I'm better than you" rather than veiling it I guess
like have the guts to say "I'm better than you" rather than veiling it I guess
January 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM
incidentally "there's levels to this" is one of those phrases that gets me irrationally annoyed
like have the guts to say "I'm better than you" rather than veiling it I guess
like have the guts to say "I'm better than you" rather than veiling it I guess
Flossing is quackery invented by Big Dental to cause you to knock out fillings
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Flossing is quackery invented by Big Dental to cause you to knock out fillings
I keep putting on an offensive New York accent and telling my dog "AY, it's Tony Dookie-Pill! I'm walkin'!"
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I keep putting on an offensive New York accent and telling my dog "AY, it's Tony Dookie-Pill! I'm walkin'!"
Man Hatsuyama's face looks sadder than any I've ever seen
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Man Hatsuyama's face looks sadder than any I've ever seen
That's too many. They wouldn't even fit.
Hyundai considered 35 drivers for its third car#WRC
Hyundai considered 35 drivers for its third car
The 2026 return of Hayden Paddon, Esapekka Lappi and Dani Sordo to Hyundai Motorsport understandably raised questions among some of the sport’s younger drivers: why... <span class="excerpt-read-more">Read more</span>
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dirtfish.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
That's too many. They wouldn't even fit.
Hell yes, isolate us from the rest of the western hegemon
Cut away at our ability to do harm
Let our empire wither and die
Cut away at our ability to do harm
Let our empire wither and die
This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Hell yes, isolate us from the rest of the western hegemon
Cut away at our ability to do harm
Let our empire wither and die
Cut away at our ability to do harm
Let our empire wither and die