cronus pearlman
@bizzo.bsky.social
You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.
I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.
http://noencores.neocities.org
I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.
http://noencores.neocities.org
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cronus pearlman
@bizzo.bsky.social
· Feb 9
Steam Curator: Adventures in Moon Logic
Adventures, Narrative Puzzle Games, "Walking Simulators," Hidden Object and Visual Novels Ranked by Prevalence of Moon-Logic and Other Unintuitive Nonsense
store.steampowered.com
store.steampowered.com/curator/1130... Might as well mention I have a Steam curator for point-and-click adventures, puzzle games, and more puzzley visual novels and hidden object games
Maybe he should be made not rich, and quickly before this shit all filters to his children because he's like a thousand
Years-long effort to improve safety on a crash-prone stretch of Alameda Avenue in Denver abruptly scaled back by the city after opposition from the family of Colorado's richest resident, conservative billionaire Phil Anschutz
Denver neighbors say city scrapped a finalized road project after opposition from the state's wealthiest family
A years-long effort to improve safety on a crash-prone stretch of Alameda Avenue in Denver was abruptly scaled back last month.
www.9news.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Maybe he should be made not rich, and quickly before this shit all filters to his children because he's like a thousand
It's Jurisprudence Fetishist, but since that's been said, here's a sentimental favorite: theonion.com/five-or-six-...
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It's Jurisprudence Fetishist, but since that's been said, here's a sentimental favorite: theonion.com/five-or-six-...
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New Darktide class rules, but it's very niche in terms of who it's catering to. It's probably terrible outside the hands of like the top ten percent.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
New Darktide class rules, but it's very niche in terms of who it's catering to. It's probably terrible outside the hands of like the top ten percent.
Okay you can see the YouTube recap without the app if you just load the desktop site
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Okay you can see the YouTube recap without the app if you just load the desktop site
@freedompimp2012.bsky.social do you have an opinion on this 7v7 women's small pitch soccer thing being advertised
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@freedompimp2012.bsky.social do you have an opinion on this 7v7 women's small pitch soccer thing being advertised
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Eurovision next year to consist of the UK, Israel, Ukraine, unsanctioned insurgent representatives from AfD and Bourbon restorationists, Neo-Rhodesia, and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Eurovision next year to consist of the UK, Israel, Ukraine, unsanctioned insurgent representatives from AfD and Bourbon restorationists, Neo-Rhodesia, and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
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🎵 You're a real one, Mr. Grinch. 🎵
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🎵 You're a real one, Mr. Grinch. 🎵
news is describing the pipe bomber as "anarchist," but do we mean like a real anarchist or one of the zillion weirdos who calls themselves an anarchist but doesn't have anything resembling a coherent ideology at all
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
news is describing the pipe bomber as "anarchist," but do we mean like a real anarchist or one of the zillion weirdos who calls themselves an anarchist but doesn't have anything resembling a coherent ideology at all
Justin Roberts' windup on that plosive for "the Bastard" getting longer every week.
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Justin Roberts' windup on that plosive for "the Bastard" getting longer every week.
Eurovision next year to consist of the UK, Israel, Ukraine, unsanctioned insurgent representatives from AfD and Bourbon restorationists, Neo-Rhodesia, and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Eurovision next year to consist of the UK, Israel, Ukraine, unsanctioned insurgent representatives from AfD and Bourbon restorationists, Neo-Rhodesia, and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
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The UK must follow Ireland, Spain, the Netherlands and Slovenia’s lead and boycott Eurovision.
We cannot have “business as usual” with Israel, a genocidal apartheid state.
We cannot have “business as usual” with Israel, a genocidal apartheid state.
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The UK must follow Ireland, Spain, the Netherlands and Slovenia’s lead and boycott Eurovision.
We cannot have “business as usual” with Israel, a genocidal apartheid state.
We cannot have “business as usual” with Israel, a genocidal apartheid state.
I don't think I knew that Nuzzi looks like Handsome Squidward before now
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I don't think I knew that Nuzzi looks like Handsome Squidward before now
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“People across South and Southeast Asia are living the data,” @harjeet11.bsky.social says it’s time to talk about the legal and moral obligations of polluting countries to act on climate change.
My latest for Al Jazeera on the deadly floods across Asia
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
My latest for Al Jazeera on the deadly floods across Asia
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
At least 1,250 people dead: What caused the devastating Asia floods?
Climate advocates say it's time to move to accountability for climate change, as people in Asia are living the evidence.
www.aljazeera.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
“People across South and Southeast Asia are living the data,” @harjeet11.bsky.social says it’s time to talk about the legal and moral obligations of polluting countries to act on climate change.
My latest for Al Jazeera on the deadly floods across Asia
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
My latest for Al Jazeera on the deadly floods across Asia
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/12...
I would get my YouTube recap but lol they want me to download the app again
Sorry nerds
Sorry nerds
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I would get my YouTube recap but lol they want me to download the app again
Sorry nerds
Sorry nerds
When a mf tries to give you the evil eye
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When a mf tries to give you the evil eye
🎵 You're a real one, Mr. Grinch. 🎵
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🎵 You're a real one, Mr. Grinch. 🎵
Man Humble delisted Horses too. Do I gotta pick this up just to see what the fuss is about
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Man Humble delisted Horses too. Do I gotta pick this up just to see what the fuss is about
You can see Turbo Floyd's glucose monitor here. He's a type 1 diabetic, as is Kyle O'Reilly. 🤼
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You can see Turbo Floyd's glucose monitor here. He's a type 1 diabetic, as is Kyle O'Reilly. 🤼
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They said "well pardon us, son, but she ain't no kid! That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig!"
I said "I know it, Dad, ain't she *cool!?* That's the kind I dig!"
I said "I know it, Dad, ain't she *cool!?* That's the kind I dig!"
October 8, 2024 at 4:00 AM
They said "well pardon us, son, but she ain't no kid! That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig!"
I said "I know it, Dad, ain't she *cool!?* That's the kind I dig!"
I said "I know it, Dad, ain't she *cool!?* That's the kind I dig!"
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The way Always Sunny did a touring Dayman production, wkuk should have done Hamlet as seen in the Abraham Lincoln sketch
"HAMLET I JUST GOT BIT BY A FUCKING VAMPIRE"
"HAMLET I JUST GOT BIT BY A FUCKING VAMPIRE"
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The way Always Sunny did a touring Dayman production, wkuk should have done Hamlet as seen in the Abraham Lincoln sketch
"HAMLET I JUST GOT BIT BY A FUCKING VAMPIRE"
"HAMLET I JUST GOT BIT BY A FUCKING VAMPIRE"
I got so many goddamn scars on my hands after IV
They just kept fucking up
They just kept fucking up
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I got so many goddamn scars on my hands after IV
They just kept fucking up
They just kept fucking up
Rich assholes would rather post at the Nazi bar because being hated by Nazis doesn't threaten their self-image of being a good person, and it probably helps it.
Getting yelled at by people motivated by justice and equality makes them feel like they're bad people (they are)
Getting yelled at by people motivated by justice and equality makes them feel like they're bad people (they are)
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
offthefrontpage.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Rich assholes would rather post at the Nazi bar because being hated by Nazis doesn't threaten their self-image of being a good person, and it probably helps it.
Getting yelled at by people motivated by justice and equality makes them feel like they're bad people (they are)
Getting yelled at by people motivated by justice and equality makes them feel like they're bad people (they are)
Not posting my word cloud because it places two words together at the same size that look like I'm advocating a capital offense
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not posting my word cloud because it places two words together at the same size that look like I'm advocating a capital offense