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crippling unhip deformity
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You knew me as shoegays, bizmarkiedesade, sleepgolem, raingolem, etc.

I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.

http://noencores.neocities.org
Pinned
store.steampowered.com/curator/1130... Might as well mention I have a Steam curator for point-and-click adventures, puzzle games, and more puzzley visual novels and hidden object games
Steam Curator: Adventures in Moon Logic
Adventures, Narrative Puzzle Games, "Walking Simulators," Hidden Object and Visual Novels Ranked by Prevalence of Moon-Logic and Other Unintuitive Nonsense
store.steampowered.com
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 20th 2026 (Medium), in 05:08
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cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Everybody gangster til Beater and Biter show up.
January 4, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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me when I tell a Chinese trader in Path of Exile "xie xie":
January 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
when did the trend toward firing head coaches really begin

because I have an inkling but I don't trust it because it's kind of "you were exactly the age to begin noticing"
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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To be politically conscious from 2000-2009, and more specifically from 2001-2005, was to have your brain stamped with a feverish Curse of Knowing. So when you see shit like this, all you can think is “Dick Cheney insisting on links between Al Qaeda and Saddam”. You never forget the scent.
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
what if it was martin liuther kang and instead of nonviolence he practiced biting people's torsos off in his dragon form
January 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
fuckin hell the song in ep 2 credits of Dispatch had me laugh so hard I spat and coughed
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 PM
making a kickstarter for the project that will heal America: extra scenes in Forrest Gump where he meets another president -- Donald Trump -- and calls him the r-word
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Imagine if the cornfield boy from the Twilight Zone didn't actually have powers and everybody just convinced him he did by complying with his demands to go to the cornfield

That's the president
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Ach verdammt, es schneit.
January 19, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Screaming for vengeance,
We need some new email sign offs: "yours sincerely," and "best wishes," and all those are done. So I'm thinking

- clement tidings,
- supposedly,
- in accordance with the law,
- with buyers remorse,
- questing after justice,
- in the hope of more hooplah,
- guessing,
- with gentle reminders,
January 19, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 19th 2026 (Easy), in 03:18
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cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 AM
You telling me I fried this rice?
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 AM
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 AM
FUCK YOU STEVE BANNON
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
why does toxic got his dick out
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
incidentally "there's levels to this" is one of those phrases that gets me irrationally annoyed

like have the guts to say "I'm better than you" rather than veiling it I guess
January 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Flossing is quackery invented by Big Dental to cause you to knock out fillings
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I keep putting on an offensive New York accent and telling my dog "AY, it's Tony Dookie-Pill! I'm walkin'!"
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Man Hatsuyama's face looks sadder than any I've ever seen
January 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Hell yes, isolate us from the rest of the western hegemon

Cut away at our ability to do harm

Let our empire wither and die
This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM