Hyper Mega Bummer Boy
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Hyper Mega Bummer Boy
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Free Palestine
Let Trans people thrive
BLM
ACAB
UNIONIZE
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"Hello, we have a reservation for the night."
"No you don't."
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You finish that steelbook cover of Nightcrawler?

Sure did boss. Real fuckin Fast & Furious, just like you asked.

What
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lunch ideas when I'm with people: Sushi? Barbecue? Ooh, or they just opened that new Indian food place.

Lunch ideas when I'm working from home: Chicken nuggets on a sandwich, is that a thing?
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Watched the first few episodes of St. Denis. It's pretty damn funny and worth watching, but also fills my Allison Tolman fix, who I've crushed on crazy hard since Fargo season 1.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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<looking at this meme that's intended to make me angry at women in positions of authority over me, who for the purposes of the meme are represented by Anne Hathaway and Emma Stone> hahaha and then what? 😅
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Going straight from Tears of the Kingdom to any other third-person adventure game can be tough. What do you mean I can't climb any wall or teleport through the ceiling???
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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When I see the Rich get owned by the Poor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I loved Scrubs back when it was on, find it nigh unwatchable now, and that reboot tease feels like that won't change.
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I'm willing to believe that a lot of people online are feds, but my dude, I don't think it's a stretch to say that a lot of American leftists are ideologically incoherent to the point of parody while still believing 100% in what they preach
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Look, if you see the Antichrist once, you saw the Antichrist. If you see the Antichrist all day long, you're the Antichrist.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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it's not metaphorical or hyperbole when i say "kill Ai before it kills you"
Everyone knows data centers use a ton of water.

What hardly anyone knows: they can poison the water that remains.

And in eastern Oregon, Amazon is doing exactly that.
AI’s water problem is worse than we thought
A new investigation reveals how Amazon is amplifying Oregon’s nitrate pollution crisis.
heated.world
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Battle Scars
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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look if we're gonna talk about pie then i'm just gonna post my reminder that it sounds like Brenda Lee says "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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"Oh man, you really gotta get that Pecan Pie before its gone" I say as I sneak my third bowl of banana pudding
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM