Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️

@vaporlight.bsky.social

1.9K followers 290 following 7.8K posts

call me lottie - silver vaporlight kay, frog kosaric, whatever // local representative of frog industrial concern // outsider lit and stupid shit // 38, she/her but y'know // let those laugh that win

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · Jan 22

here is a thread of my fine writing, available at frog industrial concern dot itch dot io
frogindustrialconcern.itch.io

frog industrial concern

frogindustrialconcern.itch.io

1 36 69

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 9m

i'm what happens when the good kind of endo (normie chaser cis woman) monodoses a brick. it's not pretty but the future rarely is

1 1

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 10m

pebbling!!! so many girls did this to me when i was too young to know better

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 12m

i've never been owned before. is this what i've been doing to people my whole life? boy, i can't say i like these shoes now they're on the other foot

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 13m

if everything else wasn't going bad enough, i just found out my wife was drawn to me by early childhood trauma and is using me as a surrogate for the thing that scared her most at 4 years old: warren beatty in the trailer for Dick Tracy (1990)

1 8

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 2h

no but i respect their hustle

Reposted by axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️

Rose Lerner @roselerner.bsky.social · 19h

This made me so happy

Screenshot of Claire's last skeet with one from the Frog and Toad bot underneath of Frog saying "don't be silly"

8 310 1.4K

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 3h

yeah!! the best thing i've found for stimulating that when it feels hard is a mild harmless shock like cold water to the face or crystallized ginger or a pickled pepper or somethin

1 1 5

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 3h

a poem written on the word "elytra"

$elytra diffraction grate solubility by wiper fluid Crumple there, o guro queen at speed with all them guts evert by popular demand, in air again in heaven as a poison star, in memory as lovers are, be junebug grown, bear witness to the world beyond the end of things, and drain your vitals then into your wings, into the case thereof like a bullet, like a capsule, like a baby in a spare room, like green fruit beetle (but) intestines on the windshield, and a car horn for a gun salute and forgetting do for mourning like the road wears the years as costume all passing on and turning us to strangers$

3 3 14

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 4h

sorry if that's a drive-by funhouse mirror reflected at your most uncharitable self-concept i promise i'd think it was charming

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 4h

ryan gosling from drive but he's been photoshopped to wear a dave strider tshirt

1 1 14

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 4h

mentally imagining a silk jacket with a picture of ryan gosling wearing the iconic drive jacket on the back and completely losing my shit

1 1 17

Reposted by axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️

bepis jr. @bepisjr.bsky.social · 6h

Tweet from “Thing Bad” username @Merman_Melville
“Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it’s probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day”
4:03 AM Jan 25, 2019
101 replies, 7.9K retweets, 33K likes, 1K saves

3 110 590

Reposted by axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️

splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 7h

when i was a kid i didn't understand how this worked and i thought every CD that was manufactured had to have a monster put onto it. like they'd go up to ringo starr or whatever and ask him what monster he wants and he'd say "ouhh this DEfinitely has a "Battle Rocks" quality to it! peace and love.!"

Cool Box Art @coolboxart.bsky.social · 12h

Monster Rancher / Print ad / Tecmo / 1997

23 420 1.5K

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 5h

this is secretly the nonbinary version of 'if you want to be a girl you can just be a girl' or whatever the fuck it was

1 18

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

i've been to seattle. buddy making it to two digits might be pushing it

1 4

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

*reflexively, zero activity above brainstem* tsuchinoko real

1 4

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

the majority of us are just weird outliers at all times, even - sometimes especially - on the things we might represent a general plurality on anyway. it's gerrymandering is what it is

1 2 7

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

individual queers are each their own being w their own story, culture, preferences, interests, passions, w/e, taken as a whole nowhere and nothing is alien to us, but glom together a group on that shared identity and it's inevitably gonna be white programmers with interesting socks & reddit accounts

1 1 7

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

and also like, idk, i think the trannies / gender freaks in general being as heavily dependent on the backwash from whatever our affiliate cis dykes are up to holds us back in all kinds of ways. individual ones are almost always fine but groups thereof tend to default to lowest common denominator

1 1 7

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

"girls so perfect boys so ugly" shit is extremely white dyke world shit, i don't say this out of affection or as a defense but jesus it gets so fuckin old

1 4 14

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

tbh it comes down to there being several loosely coexisting dyke cultures in america, every trans community being a bit downstream of them, and internet culture mostly treating the shit weird trannies do as the freely available product of nature like wild strawberries

1 3 12

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

look up the call of the midwife toad sometime

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

i couldn't get through it. just makes me feel sick with shame. sort of a final boss for people who secretly have to fight not to think tv is real and happening to them

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

in the arms of the angels commercial and filthy urchinous britishers being described as not experiencing even a paltry fusion burrito until as late as their teens

axolotl lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 6h

hello! i was frog k on twitter and go by lottie L here. you might know me from trans SF or from escaped posts. i'm broke and a load-bearing gig i'm doing is struggling because of federal politics shit. i need about $700 to keep afloat this month. help

ko-fi.com/frogk
cash.app/$asimplefrog

ty <3

Pay me on Cash App

Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App

cash.app

30 21