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@squigglymips.bsky.social
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squigglymips.bsky.social
I think we should start calling communism "the ‘nism"
squigglymips.bsky.social
I don’t even have a primary care provider where I am now! I got on a waiting list last year and they told me the wait was 6 months. I don’t even remember which clinic that was with.
squigglymips.bsky.social
I’d go to a doctor but that’s unamerican
squigglymips.bsky.social
Sir, it is a travesty that Cuomo has not hired you yet.
squigglymips.bsky.social
Corruption is good, actually. The boss and his friends should get what they want.
squigglymips.bsky.social
I wonder if Hillary Clinton is chilling in Cedar Rapids
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bluedymoos.bsky.social
How are we already a month into October?!
squigglymips.bsky.social
Saw Nick he jog
sonic-official.bsky.social
We're going for the gold.

We're excited to announce our upcoming "Olympic Rings" licensing collaboration with the International Olympic Committee celebrating the Olympic Brand and Sonic the Hedgehog!

Stay tuned for more info in 2026!
Sonic, Tails, Shadow, Amy, and Knuckles with the text, "Olympic Dream" Sonic speeds to the left in Olympic colors with the text, "Going for gold" A silhouetted Sonic snowboards with a trail of Olympic colors behind him
squigglymips.bsky.social
Oh no don’t spill the birria!
squigglymips.bsky.social
I got one of these because I wanted a ham but I couldn’t figure out how it works
squigglymips.bsky.social
Into the Free Speech Zone with you
squigglymips.bsky.social
Blumpf is mad that Puerto Rico didn’t vote for him in any election (Puerto Ricans can’t vote for president since they don’t have an elector in the Electoral College) (Blumpf is, uh, dumb)
squigglymips.bsky.social
Inventing a bird that only sings cell phone ringtones
squigglymips.bsky.social
Can’t wait to see what new standards they come up with to replace usb-c
squigglymips.bsky.social
Nice comic! I "liked" it on "Bluesky".
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bogbird.bsky.social
i’m going to make a popular website then destroy it by being an asshole. has this been done