dean
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i’d go further and ban the internet
BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 AM
i’d go further and ban the internet
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🚨***URGENT***🚨
mcdonalds are doing big mac sauce dips. stop what you’re doing and go to mcdonalds. back in the day they would give you big mac sauce in an ice cream lid if you asked amd it was sooo good for your chips but then they became pricks about it and started saying no more than yes
mcdonalds are doing big mac sauce dips. stop what you’re doing and go to mcdonalds. back in the day they would give you big mac sauce in an ice cream lid if you asked amd it was sooo good for your chips but then they became pricks about it and started saying no more than yes
January 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
🚨***URGENT***🚨
mcdonalds are doing big mac sauce dips. stop what you’re doing and go to mcdonalds. back in the day they would give you big mac sauce in an ice cream lid if you asked amd it was sooo good for your chips but then they became pricks about it and started saying no more than yes
mcdonalds are doing big mac sauce dips. stop what you’re doing and go to mcdonalds. back in the day they would give you big mac sauce in an ice cream lid if you asked amd it was sooo good for your chips but then they became pricks about it and started saying no more than yes
me pressing the button on all the empty seats around me
January 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
me pressing the button on all the empty seats around me
2 hours 15 mins of this will be conversations between the characters carefully repeating what has happened so far and what they are going to do next
4 hours???? Somebody need they ass beat for this
January 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
2 hours 15 mins of this will be conversations between the characters carefully repeating what has happened so far and what they are going to do next
eldest decided today is a good day to make the packet of fake snow which was in their Christmas Eve boxes. She’s currently sat in the lounge with youngest playing with it. 5ft away is a garden full of real snow.
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
eldest decided today is a good day to make the packet of fake snow which was in their Christmas Eve boxes. She’s currently sat in the lounge with youngest playing with it. 5ft away is a garden full of real snow.
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'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'
that seems like a pretty dangerous thing to say
January 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
that seems like a pretty dangerous thing to say
the snowstorm i didn’t believe would produce any meaningful snow seems to be producing quite a meaningful amount of snow already
January 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
the snowstorm i didn’t believe would produce any meaningful snow seems to be producing quite a meaningful amount of snow already
anyone looking for an experienced policy, advocacy, and comms person, would be a fool not to hire dan. don’t be a fool.
Sadly it is official, my current employment contract finishes at the end of March. It has been a fantastic three years at Migrant Voice. If you, or someone you know, knows of job opportunities for an experienced policy, advocacy and comms person, across multiple sectors, please do let me know.
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
anyone looking for an experienced policy, advocacy, and comms person, would be a fool not to hire dan. don’t be a fool.
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Sadly it is official, my current employment contract finishes at the end of March. It has been a fantastic three years at Migrant Voice. If you, or someone you know, knows of job opportunities for an experienced policy, advocacy and comms person, across multiple sectors, please do let me know.
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Sadly it is official, my current employment contract finishes at the end of March. It has been a fantastic three years at Migrant Voice. If you, or someone you know, knows of job opportunities for an experienced policy, advocacy and comms person, across multiple sectors, please do let me know.
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The charity vid has always been my favourite thing on the internet, nothing else comes close.
Flight of the Conchords - Feel Inside (and stuff like that) - official Cure Kids long version
YouTube video by CureKidsNZ
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January 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
The charity vid has always been my favourite thing on the internet, nothing else comes close.
feeling very uncomfortable and in pain, had poor sleep, struggling to face the day, and it’s all because of things i voluntarily put into my own body last night (a massive spicy takeaway)
January 8, 2026 at 7:14 AM
feeling very uncomfortable and in pain, had poor sleep, struggling to face the day, and it’s all because of things i voluntarily put into my own body last night (a massive spicy takeaway)
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Oh yes, definitely give children a pocket-sized AI-enabled device that can share a live camera feed. No way this could lead to any negative outcome!
The AI companion has taken a new form at CES 2026 as a pocket-sized smart device targeted for kids.
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Oh yes, definitely give children a pocket-sized AI-enabled device that can share a live camera feed. No way this could lead to any negative outcome!
knew it, as soon as all the traitors had been picked but just before they were asked to take the blindfolds off the camera panned across some of them and Fiona had a huge smile on her face.
no change to this prediction after tonight
sticking with this prediction #thetraitors
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
knew it, as soon as all the traitors had been picked but just before they were asked to take the blindfolds off the camera panned across some of them and Fiona had a huge smile on her face.
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Have you heard about...
Let me just stop you there, I have heard about enough things already
Let me just stop you there, I have heard about enough things already
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Have you heard about...
Let me just stop you there, I have heard about enough things already
Let me just stop you there, I have heard about enough things already
it’s of vital importance that i keep @myname on the deepfake child porn site to stop other people using @myname. obviously they could still use @my_name or @_myname or @mynanne or @mynam3 or some other slight variation but i’m just very particular about them not using @myname so i’ll hold that
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 PM
it’s of vital importance that i keep @myname on the deepfake child porn site to stop other people using @myname. obviously they could still use @my_name or @_myname or @mynanne or @mynam3 or some other slight variation but i’m just very particular about them not using @myname so i’ll hold that
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It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
guys you don’t understand, i don’t access my child porn account, i just think it’s better to have a child porn account and you all trust me when i say i don’t look at it than to have someone else have a child porn account with my name which i think would be worse for reasons
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
guys you don’t understand, i don’t access my child porn account, i just think it’s better to have a child porn account and you all trust me when i say i don’t look at it than to have someone else have a child porn account with my name which i think would be worse for reasons
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they were kinda crunchy
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 AM
they were kinda crunchy
if you know who h**** l**** is then you already know more about h**** l**** than there is any reason or need to ever know. her existence warrants nothing more than ignoring. no good can come from paying attention to or acknowledging or discussing h**** l****. block her for your own good.
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 AM
if you know who h**** l**** is then you already know more about h**** l**** than there is any reason or need to ever know. her existence warrants nothing more than ignoring. no good can come from paying attention to or acknowledging or discussing h**** l****. block her for your own good.
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this reminds me of frankie boyles bit about the 2008 financial crisis where he’s stood on stage screaming “it was the banks, the banks! They showed us them doing it on the fucking news! Am I the only one who remembers this?!”
I spent weeks watching hundreds of videos from Jan 6th to place them in time and space as part of a collaboration with Richard Engel, and I can categorically say this version of events is bullshit.
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
this reminds me of frankie boyles bit about the 2008 financial crisis where he’s stood on stage screaming “it was the banks, the banks! They showed us them doing it on the fucking news! Am I the only one who remembers this?!”