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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 2m

@paperghost.bsky.social i’m seeing double, four flops

mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 3m

it’s our moral duty to bully disney into rereleasing it so it can flop twice

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 4m

when tron ares has finished its run at the cinema everyone has to post where is tron ares playing? when is tron ares next playing at my local cinema? why isn’t tron ares playing now? and so forth

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 41m

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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spookillumi @illumi.meme · Oct 12

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 4h

i’m a competent and confident cook, but recently my poached egg game has elevated to levels so impressive that i might put it on my cv even though it has zero relevance to my work

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 8h

“accidentally” kept the fancy cheeses for yourself is it?

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 21h

the full original is this and although i like the plane too i think the outline for that shadow should be a pterodactyl to keep the theme. could have that added on in future i guess

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 22h

i’m gonna enquire at the place that sells tattoos

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 22h

i want this tattoo but with the Lego slightly more side on and the shadow going the other way

4 Lego blocks making a very crude dinosaur and a shadow of a t-Rex

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 23h

this site hosts levels of brainworms previously only achievable on mastodon

a man is standing in a pool of water and saying welcome to the party , pal .

Alt: a man is standing in a pool of water and saying welcome to the party , pal .

media.tenor.com

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 1d

i’ll see your one drive and raise you two one drives

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 1d

microsoft points sound like itchy and scratchy dollars

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 1d

This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 1d

us military reportedly being mobilised to stockholm

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 1d

seriously though he’s fucking excellent

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 1d

a man of a time when we used to be a proper country

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 1d

this looks amazing

mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 2d

du du du du du inspector gadget 🎵

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2d

BRUH

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 2d

i hold the proxy votes of all my kids so add another 3 for soup

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 2d

soup

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 2d

al a bit annoyed that i called him a tank nonce

al helpfully confirming if Homer Simpson’s car is a tank

al being reminded after the show that id called him a tank nonce

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 2d

called al murray a tank nonce and then at a later date won tickets from him to see his show and went to it and he called me a cheap bastard and got the audience to boo me

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 2d

this is also referenced in house of guinness

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mean dean the halloween machine 🎃 @deanr.co.uk · 2d

you have to grow as a social media user. when you’re new to it you get pulled into beef, then you gain confidence and start beef, then you mature and back away to simply observe and comment on beef, and finally you ignore beef and just do your own little posts

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Clayton Ashley @claytonashley.bsky.social · 3d

tumblr post by barackinaroundthechristmastree which reads:
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hosptial and the cops cant get him. he's too powerful

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