Ross Sayers
@rosssayers.bsky.social
Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine) & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
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Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
Man City have Doku on one wing and Semenyo on the other, getting into loads of space, but they seemingly are barred from crossing it for their huge striker. I don't get it. Just fucking cross it boys
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Man City have Doku on one wing and Semenyo on the other, getting into loads of space, but they seemingly are barred from crossing it for their huge striker. I don't get it. Just fucking cross it boys
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FOI reveals that within the first week in office, Dr Mary-Ann Stephenson requested a meeting with Sex Matters to discuss "mutual priorities and ways to work together going forward"
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
FOI reveals that within the first week in office, Dr Mary-Ann Stephenson requested a meeting with Sex Matters to discuss "mutual priorities and ways to work together going forward"
Ellie: I spoke to you today because I wanted us to be friends 😭
Rachel the Robot: illogical. Friendship is not our primary directive 🤖
Rachel the Robot: illogical. Friendship is not our primary directive 🤖
January 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Ellie: I spoke to you today because I wanted us to be friends 😭
Rachel the Robot: illogical. Friendship is not our primary directive 🤖
Rachel the Robot: illogical. Friendship is not our primary directive 🤖
Roxy: Stephen I think you're a tr...
Stephen: 😧
Roxy: ...uly amazing faithful
Stephen: 😧
Stephen: 😧
Roxy: ...uly amazing faithful
Stephen: 😧
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Roxy: Stephen I think you're a tr...
Stephen: 😧
Roxy: ...uly amazing faithful
Stephen: 😧
Stephen: 😧
Roxy: ...uly amazing faithful
Stephen: 😧
Imagine Stephen had been banished in episode 1 and he had to pack up dozens of his wonderful outfits without any of them seeing the light of day. Not worth thinking about.
January 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Imagine Stephen had been banished in episode 1 and he had to pack up dozens of his wonderful outfits without any of them seeing the light of day. Not worth thinking about.
Bro you're more than a friend to me. You're a friend of the pod
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Bro you're more than a friend to me. You're a friend of the pod
Friend 1: right what are we ordering. I fancy pizza
Friend 2: hmm I'd prefer Indian
Friend 3: I could go a burger
Friend 4: pizza for me tbh
Claudia Winkleman suddenly entering the room: so.... a vote count
Friend 2: hmm I'd prefer Indian
Friend 3: I could go a burger
Friend 4: pizza for me tbh
Claudia Winkleman suddenly entering the room: so.... a vote count
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Friend 1: right what are we ordering. I fancy pizza
Friend 2: hmm I'd prefer Indian
Friend 3: I could go a burger
Friend 4: pizza for me tbh
Claudia Winkleman suddenly entering the room: so.... a vote count
Friend 2: hmm I'd prefer Indian
Friend 3: I could go a burger
Friend 4: pizza for me tbh
Claudia Winkleman suddenly entering the room: so.... a vote count
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Palantir, which Wes Streeting is giving your health care records to, and which Labour has given a contract for military analytics to, is working with ICE in the United States to work out who to raid. www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
‘ELITE’: The Palantir App ICE Uses to Find Neighborhoods to Raid
Internal ICE material and testimony from an official obtained by 404 Media provides the clearest link yet between the technological infrastructure Palantir is building for ICE and the agency’s activit...
www.404media.co
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Palantir, which Wes Streeting is giving your health care records to, and which Labour has given a contract for military analytics to, is working with ICE in the United States to work out who to raid. www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Hello. I'm a former FBI agent. I can give you training before you go on the Traitors. No sorry I can't show you my credentials, that's top secret. Ok. Yes it'll be £10,000 pounds per hour. Listen do you want to win or not
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Hello. I'm a former FBI agent. I can give you training before you go on the Traitors. No sorry I can't show you my credentials, that's top secret. Ok. Yes it'll be £10,000 pounds per hour. Listen do you want to win or not
[replying to your text weeks later] sorry just seen this. I was the one guy Britain sent to Greenland
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
[replying to your text weeks later] sorry just seen this. I was the one guy Britain sent to Greenland
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Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
Stephen is gonna 😧 his way to the final
January 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Stephen is gonna 😧 his way to the final
Contestants: *do anything*
Claudia: the traitors are fucking laughing at you btw. They think you're fucking pathetic
Claudia: the traitors are fucking laughing at you btw. They think you're fucking pathetic
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Contestants: *do anything*
Claudia: the traitors are fucking laughing at you btw. They think you're fucking pathetic
Claudia: the traitors are fucking laughing at you btw. They think you're fucking pathetic
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Furthermore: Does anyone on this show know what evidence is
Does anyone on this show know what a secret is
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Furthermore: Does anyone on this show know what evidence is
How does one even go about getting training from the FBI hahahah. 'Hello FBI, one training course please. Yes for the telly.'
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
How does one even go about getting training from the FBI hahahah. 'Hello FBI, one training course please. Yes for the telly.'
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“I don’t think that’s evidence I just think it’s your thoughts”
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
“I don’t think that’s evidence I just think it’s your thoughts”
Does anyone on this show know what a secret is
January 14, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Does anyone on this show know what a secret is
Ironically, whoever secretly took a shield is obviously not a traitor. Traitors make a big show that they desperately want one
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Ironically, whoever secretly took a shield is obviously not a traitor. Traitors make a big show that they desperately want one
Harriet's going to release a crime novel called 'A Cat Amongst The Pigeons' by the end of the year, bookmark this
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Harriet's going to release a crime novel called 'A Cat Amongst The Pigeons' by the end of the year, bookmark this
'Might I suggest gently laying out your case for Rachel being a traitor? You have selected TREAT RACHEL WITH AS MUCH DISTAIN AS YOU WOULD TREAT AN ACTUAL MURDERER.'
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
'Might I suggest gently laying out your case for Rachel being a traitor? You have selected TREAT RACHEL WITH AS MUCH DISTAIN AS YOU WOULD TREAT AN ACTUAL MURDERER.'
Harriet's doing a book event in Glasgow Waterstones soon, I'm too scared to go now
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Harriet's doing a book event in Glasgow Waterstones soon, I'm too scared to go now
'You want me to post a picture of what I looked like in 2016 you sick fuck?'
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
'You want me to post a picture of what I looked like in 2016 you sick fuck?'
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Gender criticals treated the Cass Review as the word of God, and cast anyone disagreeing with it as dangerous/unscientific/not fit for polite society. But now the entire GC movement is united in opposing a puberty blockers trial, despite it being something Cass called for. They are not honest people
January 14, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Gender criticals treated the Cass Review as the word of God, and cast anyone disagreeing with it as dangerous/unscientific/not fit for polite society. But now the entire GC movement is united in opposing a puberty blockers trial, despite it being something Cass called for. They are not honest people