Ross Sayers
rosssayers.bsky.social
Ross Sayers
@rosssayers.bsky.social
Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine) & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast

he/him

📍Glasgow, Scotland
'So...regular Sheldon wasn't young enough for you, huh, you sick fuck'
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
'Might I suggest gently laying out your case for Rachel being a traitor? You have selected TREAT RACHEL WITH AS MUCH DISTAIN AS YOU WOULD TREAT AN ACTUAL MURDERER.'
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
'You want me to post a picture of what I looked like in 2016 you sick fuck?'
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Tim Robinson: we're all trying to find the guy who did this

Amanda: *taking him aside* you're the only person I trust to help me find the guy who crashed the hot dog car

#thetraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
'Dad filled me in on some soccer action.'
'Soccer, Niles? Really?'
'Well, wait til you hear this. The Tottenham coach drank a beverage from an Arsenal cup.'
'Oh. A coffee based faux pas. We've all been there.'
'Exactly. I, for one, am excited to see what this Thomas Frank drinks out of next.'
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Nice bit of movie themed graffiti in the Odeon toilet today. Of course, we all remember when Brooks wrote his name on the hotel wall, and then Red did the same, and then a 3rd ex-Shawshank resident called Brooks a gimp
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Santa reveals his love for the darts on this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social 🎯
December 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
We're talking childhood animated crushes on this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Like....they had Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer, Jennifer Morrison on that cast...young attractive people...but they stuck with Hugh (attractive but for older tastes surely?) for both ads. Interesting!
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
'Chuck! It's your cousin...Marvin Jubel? You know that new taste you've been looking for? Well taste this!'
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Finally, one of these modern quickly-made Christmas films with an honest title
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor

Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
When the green bit wears off and you're just washing plates with the cream bit...that's when you know you're a proper scrubber
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
'One month ahead of the Aston Villa game, which I needed to go perfectly, the Maccabi fans were running riot. I saw this as a positive. The more they got the rioting out of their system, the less chance they would want to riot on the streets of Birmingham.'
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
'The plan? Stake our entire reputation on a huge group of Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans behaving themselves.'
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Guy whose favourite Parks & Rec character is Mark Brendanawicz
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
How it feels to be launching a new podcast in 2025
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The first episode of 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast' is now live if you fancy listening 💡

open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Is this a good deal for a tube of toothpaste
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM