Ross Sayers
@rosssayers.bsky.social
Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine) & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
'So...regular Sheldon wasn't young enough for you, huh, you sick fuck'
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
'So...regular Sheldon wasn't young enough for you, huh, you sick fuck'
'Might I suggest gently laying out your case for Rachel being a traitor? You have selected TREAT RACHEL WITH AS MUCH DISTAIN AS YOU WOULD TREAT AN ACTUAL MURDERER.'
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
'Might I suggest gently laying out your case for Rachel being a traitor? You have selected TREAT RACHEL WITH AS MUCH DISTAIN AS YOU WOULD TREAT AN ACTUAL MURDERER.'
'You want me to post a picture of what I looked like in 2016 you sick fuck?'
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
'You want me to post a picture of what I looked like in 2016 you sick fuck?'
'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'
January 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
'Might I suggest private chat in the turret? You have selected MUTUALLY ASSURED TRAITOR DESTRUCTION'
Tim Robinson: we're all trying to find the guy who did this
Amanda: *taking him aside* you're the only person I trust to help me find the guy who crashed the hot dog car
#thetraitors
Amanda: *taking him aside* you're the only person I trust to help me find the guy who crashed the hot dog car
#thetraitors
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Tim Robinson: we're all trying to find the guy who did this
Amanda: *taking him aside* you're the only person I trust to help me find the guy who crashed the hot dog car
#thetraitors
Amanda: *taking him aside* you're the only person I trust to help me find the guy who crashed the hot dog car
#thetraitors
'Dad filled me in on some soccer action.'
'Soccer, Niles? Really?'
'Well, wait til you hear this. The Tottenham coach drank a beverage from an Arsenal cup.'
'Oh. A coffee based faux pas. We've all been there.'
'Exactly. I, for one, am excited to see what this Thomas Frank drinks out of next.'
'Soccer, Niles? Really?'
'Well, wait til you hear this. The Tottenham coach drank a beverage from an Arsenal cup.'
'Oh. A coffee based faux pas. We've all been there.'
'Exactly. I, for one, am excited to see what this Thomas Frank drinks out of next.'
January 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
'Dad filled me in on some soccer action.'
'Soccer, Niles? Really?'
'Well, wait til you hear this. The Tottenham coach drank a beverage from an Arsenal cup.'
'Oh. A coffee based faux pas. We've all been there.'
'Exactly. I, for one, am excited to see what this Thomas Frank drinks out of next.'
'Soccer, Niles? Really?'
'Well, wait til you hear this. The Tottenham coach drank a beverage from an Arsenal cup.'
'Oh. A coffee based faux pas. We've all been there.'
'Exactly. I, for one, am excited to see what this Thomas Frank drinks out of next.'
Nice bit of movie themed graffiti in the Odeon toilet today. Of course, we all remember when Brooks wrote his name on the hotel wall, and then Red did the same, and then a 3rd ex-Shawshank resident called Brooks a gimp
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Nice bit of movie themed graffiti in the Odeon toilet today. Of course, we all remember when Brooks wrote his name on the hotel wall, and then Red did the same, and then a 3rd ex-Shawshank resident called Brooks a gimp
Santa reveals his love for the darts on this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social 🎯
December 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Santa reveals his love for the darts on this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social 🎯
We're talking childhood animated crushes on this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We're talking childhood animated crushes on this week's @gotanideaforapod.bsky.social
Like....they had Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer, Jennifer Morrison on that cast...young attractive people...but they stuck with Hugh (attractive but for older tastes surely?) for both ads. Interesting!
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Like....they had Omar Epps, Jesse Spencer, Jennifer Morrison on that cast...young attractive people...but they stuck with Hugh (attractive but for older tastes surely?) for both ads. Interesting!
When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32
'Chuck! It's your cousin...Marvin Jubel? You know that new taste you've been looking for? Well taste this!'
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
'Chuck! It's your cousin...Marvin Jubel? You know that new taste you've been looking for? Well taste this!'
Finally, one of these modern quickly-made Christmas films with an honest title
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Finally, one of these modern quickly-made Christmas films with an honest title
Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!
Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else
'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'
Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol
When the green bit wears off and you're just washing plates with the cream bit...that's when you know you're a proper scrubber
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When the green bit wears off and you're just washing plates with the cream bit...that's when you know you're a proper scrubber
'One month ahead of the Aston Villa game, which I needed to go perfectly, the Maccabi fans were running riot. I saw this as a positive. The more they got the rioting out of their system, the less chance they would want to riot on the streets of Birmingham.'
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
'One month ahead of the Aston Villa game, which I needed to go perfectly, the Maccabi fans were running riot. I saw this as a positive. The more they got the rioting out of their system, the less chance they would want to riot on the streets of Birmingham.'
'The plan? Stake our entire reputation on a huge group of Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans behaving themselves.'
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
'The plan? Stake our entire reputation on a huge group of Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans behaving themselves.'
Guy whose favourite Parks & Rec character is Mark Brendanawicz
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Guy whose favourite Parks & Rec character is Mark Brendanawicz
How it feels to be launching a new podcast in 2025
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How it feels to be launching a new podcast in 2025
The first episode of 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast' is now live if you fancy listening 💡
open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The first episode of 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast' is now live if you fancy listening 💡
open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
Is this a good deal for a tube of toothpaste
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Is this a good deal for a tube of toothpaste