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· Nov 14
A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
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ranking grandparents by % racist
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ranking grandparents by % racist
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4yo: [pointing at the stars] Is that where Nana is?
Me: No, she's in a box
Me: No, she's in a box
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
4yo: [pointing at the stars] Is that where Nana is?
Me: No, she's in a box
Me: No, she's in a box
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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
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A good magician never reveals his terrible loneliness
June 29, 2023 at 3:01 PM
A good magician never reveals his terrible loneliness
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I want to be buried at sea. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me
July 12, 2023 at 4:52 AM
I want to be buried at sea. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me
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i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
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Still looking for work and short on funds this month. Any help appreciated, even just a share. Thanks for understanding. gofund.me/9c9a6081e
Donate to Lend a Hand to Greg During Job Search, organized by Greg Mills
Hello. I'm Greg. I've been out of work for a few years now, and while I can occasiona… Greg Mills needs your support for Lend a Hand to Greg During Job Search
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Still looking for work and short on funds this month. Any help appreciated, even just a share. Thanks for understanding. gofund.me/9c9a6081e
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My daughter is a trans woman.
Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
October 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
My daughter is a trans woman.
Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
Here is a comprehensive list of people and institutions she's harming by identifying as a different gender than she did as a child:
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Hi #portfolioday, I’m Nick an artist out of MA (soon to NC) with a focus on horror and tabletop games. I have a website nickeldoodle.com wow ok thanks
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hi #portfolioday, I’m Nick an artist out of MA (soon to NC) with a focus on horror and tabletop games. I have a website nickeldoodle.com wow ok thanks
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My husband & I watch A LOT of horror movies. Imagine a high number of horror movies & it's even more than that. So, we decided to create a site to showcase his reviews & my random thoughts. But the question was- when was the right time to talk about horror? Well, Fright About Now. frightaboutnow.com
Fright About Now
Film reviews for people who love movies- by people who love movies.
frightaboutnow.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My husband & I watch A LOT of horror movies. Imagine a high number of horror movies & it's even more than that. So, we decided to create a site to showcase his reviews & my random thoughts. But the question was- when was the right time to talk about horror? Well, Fright About Now. frightaboutnow.com
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SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE
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Aries: Is this the best you can do? Seriously?
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Aries: Is this the best you can do? Seriously?
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Taurus: Make time for your family this week. You might need a kidney some day.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Taurus: Make time for your family this week. You might need a kidney some day.
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Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.
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Cancer: The pattern of your sweat stain on your T-shirt is the closest you’ve come to making art in years. What happened to you? What happened to that passionate child you used to be?
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Cancer: The pattern of your sweat stain on your T-shirt is the closest you’ve come to making art in years. What happened to you? What happened to that passionate child you used to be?
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Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
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Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
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Libra: Big changes are in store for you at work this week! (A slightly faster printer.)
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Libra: Big changes are in store for you at work this week! (A slightly faster printer.)
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Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Scorpio: You’ll wake up with a feeling of doom and ennui. Don’t be overly concerned. Eventually the sun will envelop the earth.
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Sagittarius: Your family has already planted a tree on the spot where you're to be buried. It's nothing sinister exactly they just all agree it should be "so big and hungry for [you]." Little bit sinister.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sagittarius: Your family has already planted a tree on the spot where you're to be buried. It's nothing sinister exactly they just all agree it should be "so big and hungry for [you]." Little bit sinister.
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Capricorn: Prepare for a busy, productive day (you’ll be forced into harvesting ore).
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Capricorn: Prepare for a busy, productive day (you’ll be forced into harvesting ore).
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Aquarius: Some self reflection will show you that you and your partner have a symbiotic relationship, in that you turn them into a darker version of Spider-Man.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Aquarius: Some self reflection will show you that you and your partner have a symbiotic relationship, in that you turn them into a darker version of Spider-Man.
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Pisces: Your brain fog will lift just in time to see your mental ship dashed against some psychic rocks.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Pisces: Your brain fog will lift just in time to see your mental ship dashed against some psychic rocks.
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THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE GHOSTS OF THE SALEM WITCHES WHO CRY FOR JUSTICE
October 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE GHOSTS OF THE SALEM WITCHES WHO CRY FOR JUSTICE