raymz
@raymz.bsky.social
A very good boy
Award-winning idiot & award-losing newsletter writer: https://tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter
Also: Fuck ICE
Award-winning idiot & award-losing newsletter writer: https://tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter
Also: Fuck ICE
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raymz
@raymz.bsky.social
· Jun 16
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
There is no way that it is not a source of disorientating puzzlement to Cowboys fans that Jerry Jones isn’t in the Epstein files
NFL franchise owners in the EPSTEIN e-mails & assorted docs
Partial list:
*Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
*Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants
*Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins
*Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings
*Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons
Partial list:
*Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
*Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants
*Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins
*Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings
*Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons
The NFL Owners and Olympic Organizers in Epstein’s Inbox
The sports media is ignoring the story, but wealthy sports figures are all over the Epstein files.
www.thenation.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 AM
There is no way that it is not a source of disorientating puzzlement to Cowboys fans that Jerry Jones isn’t in the Epstein files
Sheriff’s departments are a couple of rungs lower on the goon squad scale than the average small town PD. You need to bust down a door or chase down a check kiter with an outstanding warrant? Sheriff’s good for that. Collect evidence and solve a crime? Yeah, no. Call Scotland Yard
“…his department opened up the crime scene a day after Guthrie was reported missing and sent vital evidence across the country to be analyzed for free, and the sheriff was seen at a weekend college basketball game while a ransom deadline still hung over the family.”
www.latimes.com/world-nation...
www.latimes.com/world-nation...
Nancy Guthrie kidnapping investigation draws scrutiny as case drags on
Criticism of the local sheriff's department's handling of the case has mounted, with questions raised about its ability to handle such a high-profile, complex crime under the harsh media spotlight.
www.latimes.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Sheriff’s departments are a couple of rungs lower on the goon squad scale than the average small town PD. You need to bust down a door or chase down a check kiter with an outstanding warrant? Sheriff’s good for that. Collect evidence and solve a crime? Yeah, no. Call Scotland Yard
Read it aloud with a strong German accent to get the full effect
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
www.state.gov/releases/off...
www.state.gov/releases/off...
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Read it aloud with a strong German accent to get the full effect
[future history book]
Americans now refer to this period of American History as the “Reign of the Scumbags”
Americans now refer to this period of American History as the “Reign of the Scumbags”
Lutnick coordinated a family trip to the financier’s “pedophile island” in 2012, four years after Epstein was convicted of soliciting prostitution of a minor.
When asked if the White House still stands behind him, Leavitt ended her press briefing after the question. trib.al/DyYlo6O
When asked if the White House still stands behind him, Leavitt ended her press briefing after the question. trib.al/DyYlo6O
February 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
[future history book]
Americans now refer to this period of American History as the “Reign of the Scumbags”
Americans now refer to this period of American History as the “Reign of the Scumbags”
What do you mean I lost. I ate more wet t-shirts than anybody
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
What do you mean I lost. I ate more wet t-shirts than anybody
Reposted by raymz
Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
Can’t help but think that if more of us just said, “Okay,” and swung away, the world be a better place today
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Can’t help but think that if more of us just said, “Okay,” and swung away, the world be a better place today
If your testicles could talk, this is what they’d sound like
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If your testicles could talk, this is what they’d sound like
Reposted by raymz
if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
The GOP's three genders
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The GOP's three genders
Can’t, I’m busy bundling my home and auto insurance the way they used to in the bible
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Can’t, I’m busy bundling my home and auto insurance the way they used to in the bible
I can’t imagine what it takes to enter politics, get elected, rise to the office of speaker, second in the line of succession with the ability to make history, and flush it all down the toilet to be a bootlicker for an addled, racist sex pest
Speaker Mike Johnson said Monday he is moving forward with a plan to revive a prohibition on House votes to overturn President Donald Trump’s global tariffs.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Johnson moves to again block House from voting on Trump tariffs
Opposition from as few as two Republicans could derail the effort.
www.politico.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I can’t imagine what it takes to enter politics, get elected, rise to the office of speaker, second in the line of succession with the ability to make history, and flush it all down the toilet to be a bootlicker for an addled, racist sex pest
The Patriots can still win this if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The Patriots can still win this if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
When the Patriots lose, humanity wins
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
When the Patriots lose, humanity wins
If Charlie Puth were to disappear he would be Charlie Poof
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If Charlie Puth were to disappear he would be Charlie Poof
Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
Imagine how powerful you would feel breastfeeding an Olympic athlete. That’s what my faith in our Lord Jesus Christ does for me, every day
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Imagine how powerful you would feel breastfeeding an Olympic athlete. That’s what my faith in our Lord Jesus Christ does for me, every day
I read this four times (I was on my third martini to be fair) and I still don’t know what the fuck it’s trying to say
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I read this four times (I was on my third martini to be fair) and I still don’t know what the fuck it’s trying to say
Commenting “nice tits” on all your LinkedIn posts
February 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Commenting “nice tits” on all your LinkedIn posts
Running it back with the same playbook
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Running it back with the same playbook
Give these people no quarter. Let them sit in and eat their own shit without forgiveness or compassion
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Give these people no quarter. Let them sit in and eat their own shit without forgiveness or compassion
This reminds me of the time a few years ago when several people—whom I respected at the time—told me that Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies in general were a great new innovation that I should invest in. And then I asked, “Okay. How is bitcoin created” Folks, the reply was the Homer disappearing gif irl
krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
This reminds me of the time a few years ago when several people—whom I respected at the time—told me that Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies in general were a great new innovation that I should invest in. And then I asked, “Okay. How is bitcoin created” Folks, the reply was the Homer disappearing gif irl
Reposted by raymz
We're all gonna laugh about the crypto crash until we eventually hear about a father who kills his whole family because he lost all their Disney vacay money on Fartcoin, at which point we will laugh in a way that's a little quieter but much more darkly gratifying.
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
We're all gonna laugh about the crypto crash until we eventually hear about a father who kills his whole family because he lost all their Disney vacay money on Fartcoin, at which point we will laugh in a way that's a little quieter but much more darkly gratifying.