raymz
@raymz.bsky.social
A very good boy
Award-winning idiot & award-losing newsletter writer: https://tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter
Also: Fuck ICE
Award-winning idiot & award-losing newsletter writer: https://tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter
Also: Fuck ICE
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raymz
@raymz.bsky.social
· Jun 16
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
Still thinking about the collective internet freak out that happened when everybody “learned” that it’s spelled Epstain not Epstein
February 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Still thinking about the collective internet freak out that happened when everybody “learned” that it’s spelled Epstain not Epstein
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if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
The GOP's three genders
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The GOP's three genders
Can’t, I’m busy bundling my home and auto insurance the way they used to in the bible
February 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Can’t, I’m busy bundling my home and auto insurance the way they used to in the bible
I can’t imagine what it takes to enter politics, get elected, rise to the office of speaker, second in the line of succession with the ability to make history, and flush it all down the toilet to be a bootlicker for an addled, racist sex pest
Speaker Mike Johnson said Monday he is moving forward with a plan to revive a prohibition on House votes to overturn President Donald Trump’s global tariffs.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Johnson moves to again block House from voting on Trump tariffs
Opposition from as few as two Republicans could derail the effort.
www.politico.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I can’t imagine what it takes to enter politics, get elected, rise to the office of speaker, second in the line of succession with the ability to make history, and flush it all down the toilet to be a bootlicker for an addled, racist sex pest
The Patriots can still win this if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The Patriots can still win this if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
When the Patriots lose, humanity wins
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
When the Patriots lose, humanity wins
If Charlie Puth were to disappear he would be Charlie Poof
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If Charlie Puth were to disappear he would be Charlie Poof
Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Me (watching Olympic figure skating): Holy shit, that was amazing
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
NBC Commentator: That’s terrible, he should go to jail for that
Imagine how powerful you would feel breastfeeding an Olympic athlete. That’s what my faith in our Lord Jesus Christ does for me, every day
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Imagine how powerful you would feel breastfeeding an Olympic athlete. That’s what my faith in our Lord Jesus Christ does for me, every day
I read this four times (I was on my third martini to be fair) and I still don’t know what the fuck it’s trying to say
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I read this four times (I was on my third martini to be fair) and I still don’t know what the fuck it’s trying to say
Commenting “nice tits” on all your LinkedIn posts
February 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Commenting “nice tits” on all your LinkedIn posts
Running it back with the same playbook
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Running it back with the same playbook
Give these people no quarter. Let them sit in and eat their own shit without forgiveness or compassion
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Give these people no quarter. Let them sit in and eat their own shit without forgiveness or compassion
This reminds me of the time a few years ago when several people—whom I respected at the time—told me that Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies in general were a great new innovation that I should invest in. And then I asked, “Okay. How is bitcoin created” Folks, the reply was the Homer disappearing gif irl
krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
This reminds me of the time a few years ago when several people—whom I respected at the time—told me that Bitcoin and cryptocurrencies in general were a great new innovation that I should invest in. And then I asked, “Okay. How is bitcoin created” Folks, the reply was the Homer disappearing gif irl
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We're all gonna laugh about the crypto crash until we eventually hear about a father who kills his whole family because he lost all their Disney vacay money on Fartcoin, at which point we will laugh in a way that's a little quieter but much more darkly gratifying.
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
We're all gonna laugh about the crypto crash until we eventually hear about a father who kills his whole family because he lost all their Disney vacay money on Fartcoin, at which point we will laugh in a way that's a little quieter but much more darkly gratifying.
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This meeting could’ve been a karate match
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This meeting could’ve been a karate match
Call Inspector Clouseau, there’s been a murder
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Call Inspector Clouseau, there’s been a murder
A lot of people, me among them, have advocated for abolishing the Senate because it is fundamentally undemocratic. But I have to say, government by the alternative: no less than 218 angry, petit bourgeois morons like Nancy Mace, who think their job is to get on TV and be a famous asshole? Welllllll…
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
A lot of people, me among them, have advocated for abolishing the Senate because it is fundamentally undemocratic. But I have to say, government by the alternative: no less than 218 angry, petit bourgeois morons like Nancy Mace, who think their job is to get on TV and be a famous asshole? Welllllll…
The next reporter after Collins just went about the business of asking her question to Trump as if nothing weird, wrong, or even uncomfortable had just happened and that is the perfect encapsulation of--oh forget it, this is fucked up. The lust for access has completely fucked journalism up so bad
Trump to Kaitlan Collins after she pressed him on getting justice for Epstein survivors:
"No wonder CNN has no ratings because of people like you. You know, she‘s a young woman. I don‘t think I‘ve ever seen you smile. I‘ve known you for 10 years. I don‘t think I‘ve ever seen a smile in your face."
"No wonder CNN has no ratings because of people like you. You know, she‘s a young woman. I don‘t think I‘ve ever seen you smile. I‘ve known you for 10 years. I don‘t think I‘ve ever seen a smile in your face."
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The next reporter after Collins just went about the business of asking her question to Trump as if nothing weird, wrong, or even uncomfortable had just happened and that is the perfect encapsulation of--oh forget it, this is fucked up. The lust for access has completely fucked journalism up so bad
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Having given this a lot of thought and in light of current events concerning these topics, I wish to make it clear that when it comes to pedophilia and/or sex trafficking, I am firmly in the “against” column. I’ll take a few questions from the press now
February 3, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Having given this a lot of thought and in light of current events concerning these topics, I wish to make it clear that when it comes to pedophilia and/or sex trafficking, I am firmly in the “against” column. I’ll take a few questions from the press now
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the new york times should send some reporters out to taterfuck idaho and ask diner patrons if they agree with donald trump shitting himself in the oval office
February 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
the new york times should send some reporters out to taterfuck idaho and ask diner patrons if they agree with donald trump shitting himself in the oval office
The Lobster. They’re making The Lobster but in real life
February 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The Lobster. They’re making The Lobster but in real life