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Award-winning idiot. “A very good boy.”

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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
At last, it’s sweater weather, I proclaim as I eat another sweater
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If you hear people calling out abusers and racists and you think that’s pointed at you, you’re only telling on yourself, my dude
Dems didn't brand "white dudes" as the "bad guy" as Portnoy suggests. We branded people who support a toxic, hate-filled convicted felon who abuses women and lies constantly about everything as the bad guys, and they just happen to be disproportionately white men.

www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
Dave Portnoy Says He Turned on Dems Because They Branded 'White Dudes' Society's 'Bad Guy'
Barstool Sports boss Dave Portnoy said he flipped to supporting Republicans because Democrats branded "white dudes" as the "bad guy" in America during the Biden Administration
www.mediaite.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
lol the balls on this one
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
[reminding the pope as he rushes out the door] oh and don’t forget the rains down in Africa
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
[to my nervous accomplice as we commit a federal crime] Relax, dude, the worst that’ll happen is you get caught and you have to kiss his ass so he’ll pardon you
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
[in the club shouting to be heard above the music] Mom, is that you
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I honestly think it wouldn’t be that hard to get bipartisan support for a constitutional amendment that would ban sex pests from becoming president
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I get TV audio through a sound bar that auto shuts off after a certain amount of time (unless I mess with the volume, etc). Sometimes that happens in the middle of a live news event and I’ll forget and be like, “holy shit, that guy must be cursing like a motherfucker right now”. I am very smart
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
[freeze frame, record scratch]…
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Laura Loomer (to her plastic surgeon): just fuck it up
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
1. The Fast and the Furious
2. 2 Fast 2 Furious
3. The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
4. The Room
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A Parliament of owls
A Murder of crows
A Dazzle of zebras
A Drama of teens
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It’s actually impressive that the country has managed to survive even one day of being governed by an entire party of people this catastrophically stupid
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This only makes sense if you're an impenetrable simpleton... Wait
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Imagine an opposition party. No, less spineless
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Lmao at Schumer and his gang of shitheads. Congrats on being the world’s biggest and most predictable marks. Oh, and fuck you too
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Well, that’s over. On to the next grave injustice we must all suffer in this hell our ancestors created for us
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Listening to these 8 Dem Senators explain their vote convinces me that they are either idiots or liars. Either is plausible.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
FYI: NY Democrats are actually blue state Republicans, in case any of you didn’t know
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.

The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:

Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Every Cowboys fan can relate to this: having a clueless old fuck in charge of your team
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM