One Dog’s Opinion 🐾
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i’m the dog you met at that party a shotgun shack 🗽—>⚜️ my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm the lost and found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
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onedogsopinion.bsky.social
“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as in my delirium i attempt to vape using a thermometer
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”
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internethippo.bsky.social
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
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captainacab.airbud.website
[coworker asks me what my plans are this weekend]

me: am i being detained?
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
me just waking up after sleeping all weekend and looking at blue sky
onedogsopinion.bsky.social
a lost and found but for the devil I know
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses
Nine members of the Canadian Supreme Court sitting for a photo. They are dressed in red robes trimmed in white.
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onedogsopinion.bsky.social
new social media app where when you try to sign up, it deletes everything on your phone and leaves you with a blinking cursor on a black MS-DOS screen
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it
onedogsopinion.bsky.social
*leans into 🎤*

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onedogsopinion.bsky.social
hope its okay that when reading the alt text i add “handsome” before each instance of “nerd.” I mean, your alt text is your own, but it just seemed like an oversight
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mindflakes.bsky.social
Tired of fake friends who use a block of cheese on a string as a ruse to get me into my travel carrier
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laurenflans.bsky.social
smol boi but strong boi 👁🐯💪🥊
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rajandelman.bsky.social
Is it too much to ask for this site to wait for the very funny thing to happen before it implodes. Like, we need a place to be for that
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onedogsopinion.bsky.social
filling my weekly pill organizer with petty grudges
onedogsopinion.bsky.social
Tallulah Trotting is the energy we need
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
When the universe casually drops a rainbow forcefield in your backyard like it’s no big deal.
Full rainbow stretching over my backyard pond view, with my cream golden retriever Tallulah trotting across the grass in front of the patio furniture.
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
*racking a shotgun as i grill my daughter’s date* do you have a podcast?
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seamussaid.bsky.social
I may not be able to help you connect to the wifi but I can adjust the tracking on yer VCR