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brendelbored.bsky.social
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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gbrockell.bsky.social
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
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estherschindler.bsky.social
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
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baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Honest to god the biggest scam in America right now is whatever Dem consultants are being paid
ericmgarcia.bsky.social
Durbin on whether Democrats can use reining in ICE in Chicago as a precondition to rein in the government says “can’t do that. It’s gotta be health care all the way.”
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
BREAKING: Bluesky Announces New Slogan “Not as Transphobic as X, But We’re Working on It”
underalls.bsky.social
What he said next DID get him kicked out of the building though
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weeder.bsky.social
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:
An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
y'all ever wanted to hear beavis and butthead voiced by a manzai duo
underalls.bsky.social
Once again calling on The Sun to release a storm and take out the internet
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leximcmenamin.com
Greta Thunberg, deported to Greece, says the targeting of the Sumud Flotilla is "not the story" @teenvogue.com — instead, she says:

"Israel once again violated international humanitarian law by preventing aid from getting into Gaza while people are being starved.”
Greta Thunberg On Her Detention: I'm "Not The Story" — It's Israel Violating International Humanitarian Law
“I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story.”
www.teenvogue.com
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
[muttering into storm drain] any ooze down there?...anything that could change me?....
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kibblesmith.com
If I learned one thing working at quickly ascending start-ups it’s that everyone in a leadership position thinks the users love and are rooting for the company as though they also work there

So when users express dissatisfaction the leadership reacts as though this is DEEPLY ungrateful betrayal
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
The ideal social media is not actually any particular instance, but an up to date contact list. Everything else is details, and every hangout spot will inevitably go rancid.
underalls.bsky.social
Don’t worry I’m still concerned about the parade of unmarked helicopters in our airspace
underalls.bsky.social
Also “huh” and “excuse me?”
underalls.bsky.social
Sometimes I’m not on here much for a few days and read my TL and am just like “what”
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holybible.bsky.social
I refuse to even discuss AI sentience until we as a species achieve human rights
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numb.comfortab.ly
Bluesky feed is like

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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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cute kitty!
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we're doomed
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we're doomed
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[adult content]
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we're doomed
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ericallixrogers.com
Imagine having your door busted down, being held in custody for hours, and coming back to find all of your possessions gone, because two of your neighbors were suspected of being associated with criminals. bsky.app/profile/brad...
bradheath.bsky.social
DHS says an operation last week in which agents raided a Chicago apartment building, rappelled in from helicopters, broke down doors and detained numerous residents, resulted in the arrest of two suspected gang members.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
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jamellebouie.net
also, in keeping with Vance’s view of american identity, only white people are fully American with the right to critique or dissent. nonwhites must show proper gratitude (supporting Trump or marrying JD Vance) before they can speak critically of the country (in approved ways, of course)
jessicacalarco.com
Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.
Tweet from the VP:
Joy Reid has had such a good life in this country. It's been
overwhelmingly kind and gracious to her. She is far wealthier than most.
Yet she oozes with contempt.
My honest, non-trolling advice to Joy Reid is that you'd be a much
happier person if you showed a little gratitude