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Colin Spacetwinks
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that kangaroo what makes the game rec threads and such
new version of casino royale where the game is blackjack this time and bond just keeps pulling shit like 16 on first draw and either the dealer getting 19-21 or bond hitting and getting 26 immediately
January 25, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Interesting behavior, Mr. Denton.
January 25, 2026 at 6:15 AM
wizard: to gain the orb of power, you must pass the wizard's test

adventurer: i am ready for the wizard's test

adventurer getting kicked in the dick: HWOOOGH

wizard: not wearing a cup, huh

adventurer: brrgh

wizard: how you gonna be ready for the wizard's test if you don't even wear a cup
January 25, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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kaworu nagisa: hey did you do the dishes yet, shinji?

shinji ikari: oh - no, i got caught up with, uh...

kaworu: the dishes need to be done and it's your turn on the chore wheel.

shinji: yeah.

kaworu: i might've been born to meet you, but dishes still need to get done.

shinji:

kaworu: shinji.
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 AM
god i'm so glad more people will be checking out grey alien games' solitaire stuff thanks to them doing a title with night signal. best solitaire games on the market by a mile
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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kangaroo hole, sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
[with a completely dead serious voice] -the psycho-sexual tensions within the 90s g.i. joe and transformers marvel comics crossover-
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
people'll say "pols don't control the cops" to defend not ordering arrests of ICE. problem is: to begin the process of fixing that, a politician will have to admit to this out loud. you can't fix an issue you pretend isn't there.

so, the only q is: when would be the appropriate time to do this?
January 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
kaworu nagisa: hey did you do the dishes yet, shinji?

shinji ikari: oh - no, i got caught up with, uh...

kaworu: the dishes need to be done and it's your turn on the chore wheel.

shinji: yeah.

kaworu: i might've been born to meet you, but dishes still need to get done.

shinji:

kaworu: shinji.
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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The Portland Press Herald is on the ground covering the ICE surge in Maine without a paywall as a public service.
public service Archives - The Portland Press Herald
www.pressherald.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:04 AM
remembered one of the more elaborate title cards i made for my umineko liveposting threads
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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[lifeline] eeeyikes!! my Life is really on the Line, operator!! you’ll need to use your Voice to help me get through some Action on this Adventure!! Playstation 2
January 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
that wizards and warriors 3 intro just keeps going, huh
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
THAT'S MY GIRL
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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yeah dude i just got an exclusive sneak peek at one of the characters
January 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
we're only a month away from 10 years of "GUSTDS SAYS S" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivu3...
Giant Bombcast - 02/23/16 - "#skate4"
YouTube video by bananas
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
they're roasting your ass on the stuck car pedal fetish forum

...no i don't know why you're being mentioned there either

...yeah not even in the offtopic forums either, so it's extra weird
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 AM
british panel shows appear out of the ether, fully formed. terrorizing us, unable to be destroyed. and there's more every year
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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char aznable: [looking at a bottle of sweet baby ray's]

char: heh. the sauce is the boss.

char: hey. hey, garma.

garma: mmm?

char: the sauce is the boss.

garma:

garma: [making 'what?' gestures]

[LATER]

char, standing over a man he shot in cold blood:

char: the sauce is the boss.

char: ha!
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 AM
really, really glad this piece of shit is gone this year
January 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
toad from mario's singing voice is probably a lot like brian johnson of ac/dc
January 22, 2026 at 1:57 PM
it's the soundtrack to crank 2: high voltage by mike patton of faith no more fame thursday www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXEZ...
Mike Patton Sweet Cream (Redux) SoundTrack Orginal.
YouTube video by maIpka8
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 PM